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Full Battle Rattle posted:Is anyone else tired of watching Jeb limply slap at Trumps kiloton truth bombs? I won't be satisfied until he really loses it and raises his voice or swears or something when asked about Trump in recorded press briefing. Trump isn't going to stop and this guy has no clue at all of how to handle this.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 16:27 |
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I really thought that the "Jeb doesn't even speak English at home like a proper American!" bit would be the below-the-belt hit that would either fire Jeb up or at least stop the Trumpmentum, but I guess not. If that's not a sufficiently lovely thing to say to turn people against you, I don't know what would be.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 16:46 |
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PT6A posted:I really thought that the "Jeb doesn't even speak English at home like a proper American!" bit would be the below-the-belt hit that would either fire Jeb up or at least stop the Trumpmentum, but I guess not. If that's not a sufficiently lovely thing to say to turn people against you, I don't know what would be. EDIT: Well drat, never mind he's toast. Gynocentric Regime has issued a correction as of 19:56 on Sep 3, 2015 |
# ? Sep 3, 2015 19:08 |
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Trump pledged his allegiance to the Republican Party, and to the conservative principles for which it stands, one Party, invisible, with luxury and yoojness for all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW62--51KQM
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 19:36 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Trump pledged his allegiance to the Republican Party, and to the conservative principles for which it stands, one Party, invisible, with luxury and yoojness for all. slicing my wrists to create enough blood for the spells
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 19:46 |
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 19:48 |
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TEAYCHES posted:slicing my wrists to create enough blood for the spells As Pangloss has taught us, this is the best of all elections.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 19:50 |
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TEAYCHES posted:slicing my wrists to create enough blood for the spells open the blood gates
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 20:11 |
Absurd Alhazred posted:Trump pledged his allegiance to the Republican Party, and to the conservative principles for which it stands, one Party, invisible, with luxury and yoojness for all. lol if anyone thinks that pledge is going to stop him from doing what he wants any more than the feeble mewlings of twitter "personalities", he gave himself his future out right in his first statement
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:45 |
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Full Battle Rattle posted:Is anyone else tired of watching Jeb limply slap at Trumps kiloton truth bombs? Reminds me of the old gag from Oliphant cartoons about George H.W. Bush, where he always drew him wearing a sundress and/or weakly swatting his enemies with a purse. My last cartoon had an Oliphant reference, I may have to haul the purse out for JEB! Air Bud: Canine in Chief
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:59 |
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Air Bud: The Hair Up There
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:01 |
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Air bud: hair bud
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:28 |
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You know, the Clintons actually had a dog named "Buddy" when they were in the White House.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:01 |
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Trump got stumped... in a talk about terrorist leaders.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:09 |
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Trump got dumped. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQyTpPu0gvc
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:41 |
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Tenzarin posted:Trump got stumped... in a talk about terrorist leaders. Doesn't matter, they will all be replaced by the time Trump takes office and he will be so good at the military it will make your head spin.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:51 |
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"I don't need to know any names because all of those losers are going to get drone striked so hard, so fast, it'll look like Jeb's poll numbers dropping.". -Donald the Trump
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 23:12 |
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 23:31 |
I recently purchased an iPad at Costco then realized that it was dumb and I didn't really want it, so I took it back. Turns out they grill you now for why you're returning electronics, so after a brief pause I let her know that it was great, works perfectly, the hardware is perfect, lovely screen, very clear, but it's terrible, a completely useless disaster, that Apple told me it could be used like a notebook for productivity, that I could open Office files, but it's a joke, it's awful, it can't do anything, have you seen the Office apps for this thing, I can't do my spreadsheets, I love the iPad, it's great, seriously it's wonderful and I have nothing against it, but the thing's a mess. She didn't ask any more questions and gave my money back. I like to think there's a little bit of Trump in all of us.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 02:07 |
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Wheeee posted:
As long as I can still return a 10 year old mattress for a complete refund, there should be no problem.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 04:01 |
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It's great, it was the best mattress I've ever had, we used to go golfing together at my country clubs, they're the best in the world, but it was pathetic, my back never hurt so much, it was a loser.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 04:17 |
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Your trump AV reminds me of that dude that had a meltdown for losing his lol thank u for that reminder this morning.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 14:49 |
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Wheeee posted:I recently purchased an iPad at Costco then realized that it was dumb and I didn't really want it, so I took it back. I think Costco does this because they making their purchasing decisions based partly on customer feedback.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 15:34 |
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Costco does it like every other retailer because they just pass the cost to whoever sold them the merchandise. And I don't know why returning things is 'Trump', no questions asked return policies are as old as retail itself. They're undermining your impulse control for the initial purchase, that's well worth the cost of returns, bullshit or not. If they even bother asking questions it's because they're getting slightly too many returns and half of those are from goons filled with unjustified levels of guilt who will pee themselves and run away if they imagine even the slightest hesitation from the retail drone who seriously doesn't give a gently caress and isn't 'grilling' you at all.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 16:03 |
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it's a funny post that made me laugh, he did great job applying the trump political formula to an everyday mundane situation, why ya'll gotta hate, with your pedantic explanations about return policies
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 16:17 |
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Because Trump is actually going to win you gay rear end pieces of poo poo Edit: And I have no idea how this got to returning iPads but I felt like shutting it down the worst way. If you want to regulate my posting go to the Bernie circlejerk. NOTinuyasha has issued a correction as of 16:29 on Sep 5, 2015 |
# ? Sep 5, 2015 16:20 |
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They sell Ipads at Costco? And new poll has Trump beating everyone http://www.surveyusa.com/client/PollReport.aspx?g=d950cadf-05ce-4148-a125-35c0cdab26c6
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 17:44 |
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Dahn posted:They sell Ipads at Costco? My pedantic answer: yes, if you prefer to purchase your electronics pig trough style, sealed tight in a comically oversized plastic clamshell package that alone weighs more than the item inside and requires nothing short of a chainsaw to even dent in exchange for a negligible discount over literally any other store, Costco is happy to accommodate.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 18:15 |
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NOTinuyasha posted:My pedantic answer: yes, if you prefer to purchase your electronics pig trough style, sealed tight in a comically oversized plastic clamshell package that alone weighs more than the item inside and requires nothing short of a chainsaw to even dent in exchange for a negligible discount over literally any other store, Costco is happy to accommodate. ok wow interesting
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 18:17 |
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Don't ask the question if you don't want the answer.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 18:19 |
midnightclimax posted:ok wow interesting And wrong, for items like that you take a product card to the checkout, they scan it, you pay, then they bring you the product in its normal packaging.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 22:41 |
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Ok maybe I haven't been to Costco in a really long time. But if stupid assumptions based on bad information isn't fit for a Trump thread I don't know what is.
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# ? Sep 5, 2015 23:00 |
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Trump makes me want to move to the USA and become a citizen just so I can vote for him.
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 00:18 |
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NOTinuyasha posted:My pedantic answer: yes, if you prefer to purchase your electronics pig trough style, sealed tight in a comically oversized plastic clamshell package that alone weighs more than the item inside and requires nothing short of a chainsaw to even dent in exchange for a negligible discount over literally any other store, Costco is happy to accommodate. this was how i used to have to buy sega genesis cartridges at toys r us, hth trump for perma-prez
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 00:28 |
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This is my new desktop background
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 04:29 |
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Mightaswell posted:Trump makes me want to move to the USA and become a citizen just so I can vote for him. Better hurry up. We're shutting the gates once he wins.
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 13:31 |
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Mightaswell posted:Trump makes me want to move to the USA and become a citizen just so I can vote for him. Right but then you have to live in the USA though.
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 14:40 |
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Trump cabinet already looking good. http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/06/politics/sarah-palin-energy-secretary/index.html quote:Sarah Palin knows the position she wants in a Donald Trump administration: Energy secretary. She will dismantle an entire department to avoid having to serve out a full term, god drat.
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 16:14 |
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Raere posted:Trump cabinet already looking good. Sarah may be right. Maybe God did take a dump on us.
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 16:44 |
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"Senator, I knew Jack Kennedy. I served with Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, Jack Kennedy was a complete disaster."
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