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Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If you bind your weapons for any reason other than you were really used to the classic cs 1.6 buy menu, you might be a hosed up idiot with a brain disease. Also if you are willing to launch into massive discussions about mouse sensitivity like thats the main reason you went from bottom frag bitch in your stack to #4.

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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
i mouse buy but i imagine binds would be super useful for those times where some rear end in a top hat forgets to tell everyone he wants a drop

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Tokit
Dec 16, 2004

I was doing the composing.
I bet you nerds with buy binds also use a grenade jump throw bind like some kind of scrub.

The only buy bind you should have is 'buy Taser'

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES

Tokit posted:

The only buy bind you should have is 'buy Taser'
^
truth

Rite Of Massage
Aug 16, 2005

cs:go -- everyone has bad opinions except for me

as a gold nova, i believe that binds are for scrublords who can't hit a proper sequence of buttons in a limited time frame and have no place in the competitive counter-strike: global offensive community. it is the humble and correct opinion of this author, that anyone who uses any sort of bind should be put to death. shame on you if you play a game differently than i do!!

Bohemian Nights
Jul 14, 2006

When I wake up,
I look into the mirror
I can see a clearer, vision
I should start living today
Clapping Larry
Shame for being bad is the engine that drives me to play this dumb game day after day

e:
VVV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqeW9_5kURI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2orBsXp4HM

and lately I've been DMing to this album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8ezWOEiLF8

Bohemian Nights fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Sep 6, 2015

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

Post yr pre-game hype tracks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM01LzKZ0J8

Fauxshiz
Jan 3, 2007
Jumbo Sized
I DM to doom metal. I get shot in the back a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwfRvgb_JQU

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

The saxophone improves my crosshair placement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hobQPu8GxCo

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Jellidelic posted:

Post yr pre-game hype tracks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGherVUPaTw

bpower
Feb 19, 2011

Thank you :tipshat:

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
Lmao if you even need buy binds or the weapon menu at all, just exclusively play kz like me, carrier.

Fauxshiz
Jan 3, 2007
Jumbo Sized

Fuuuuuuuuuck

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl4U4EidyTs

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Jellidelic posted:

Post yr pre-game hype tracks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO7SObqef4I

Any other answer is wrong.

Kehveli
Apr 1, 2009

Push It Like You Push Your Girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVw7TFnlgHg

sometimes goonman is fun. not the flashiest clip but there's something so... satisfying in mag kills.

Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011



If i did have pregame music it would have to be something soothing, 95% of the time I don't know the people I play with and it takes a lot of patience to deal with children who can't shut up ever, endlessly negative Eyeores and raging dickheads.

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

Goofballs posted:

If i did have pregame music it would have to be something soothing, 95% of the time I don't know the people I play with and it takes a lot of patience to deal with children who can't shut up ever, endlessly negative Eyeores and raging dickheads.

just blast rap music and voice enable 0

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Jellidelic posted:

Post yr pre-game hype tracks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Xx0k_TVY0

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Goofballs posted:

If i did have pregame music it would have to be something soothing, 95% of the time I don't know the people I play with and it takes a lot of patience to deal with children who can't shut up ever, endlessly negative Eyeores and raging dickheads.

Paul Simon and a glass of red wine while clicking heads. A classy affair.

Gristley Bear
May 16, 2007

METAL
i roll up like a blunt

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

I swear to god saying 'you're toxic' is the cs:go equivalent of 'You're triggering me!' It's a stupid buzzword for behavior policing.

I know it's 2015 and we're all expected to be considerate and nice on the internet now, but if you gently caress up something easy that costs us an important round it's only fraternal that you take some poo poo for it :biotruths:. Just had some dweeb turn off voice chat and buy mag 7's for an entire game, of course after saying something like 'that kind of talk is toxic and unproductive.'

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Well I know what I'm doing next game.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
Did the mag 7 used to carry 7 rounds? Its such a good gun.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011
Not as far as I can remember, and the real world MAG-7 has a five round magazine too.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
Interesting. Is it a police shotgun? I don't see the point of having a magazine with only 5 rounds.

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Pookum posted:

Interesting. Is it a police shotgun? I don't see the point of having a magazine with only 5 rounds.

They're only used by the elite tactical jump swat squad

nftyw
Dec 27, 2006

It is a game... where you will put your life on the line.
Lipstick Apathy
According to the great Wikipedia, yeah, it's designed for police/military use, loaded with five lower powered non-standard shells. I have no idea what the 7 is supposed to mean.

Luna Was Here
Mar 21, 2013

Lipstick Apathy
The seven is likely meaning that is the seventh version of that gun

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

pictured: the 249th version of a gun

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
Five dollars for five words.
Just got banned for 24 hours through no fault of my own except by team killing. This game is broken.

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Shayu posted:

Just got banned for 24 hours through no fault of my own except by team killing. This game is broken.

Maybe don't kill your teammates?

Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011



Jellidelic posted:

I swear to god saying 'you're toxic' is the cs:go equivalent of 'You're triggering me!' It's a stupid buzzword for behavior policing.

I know it's 2015 and we're all expected to be considerate and nice on the internet now, but if you gently caress up something easy that costs us an important round it's only fraternal that you take some poo poo for it :biotruths:. Just had some dweeb turn off voice chat and buy mag 7's for an entire game, of course after saying something like 'that kind of talk is toxic and unproductive.'

If you poo poo talk your team you should expect them to mute you. Being negative is just going to make people play worse. Its not hard to say good try. But feel free to continue to hobble the people you play with by pissing in their ear when dead.

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


lol nobody can join the server, they're all getting a #GameUI_Disconnect_DeltaEntMess error

how to fix ?

edit: now people are slowly getting disconnected one by one with the same error

New Zealand can eat me fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Sep 7, 2015

fyallm
Feb 27, 2007



College Slice

I LIKE TO SMOKE WEE posted:

lol nobody can join the server, they're all getting a #GameUI_Disconnect_DeltaEntMess error

how to fix ?

edit: now people are slowly getting disconnected one by one with the same error

Fixed.

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

Goofballs posted:

If you poo poo talk your team you should expect them to mute you. Being negative is just going to make people play worse. Its not hard to say good try. But feel free to continue to hobble the people you play with by pissing in their ear when dead.

In the situation that motivated that post, I wasn't doing anything overly aggressive or demeaning (and I'd go as far as to say that I virtually never do). Allow me to clarify that I'm not frustrated because I'm an antisocial player who demands to be tolerated. I'm frustrated with people at the other end of the spectrum who are way to defensive and can't be told that they made a mistake, who then disguise this sensitivity with a word like toxic that implies that they're good for the community and you aren't. Sometimes it feels like you never know where the ice is thin and you can't express any kind of frustration or even advice to them without activating their trap card.

A lot of times calling somebody toxic and alienating either them, or yourself, from the team will do way more damage to team chem than just hearing somebody say "you really gotta get frags like that, man." And dealing with the fact that they're not wrong.

Jellidelic fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Sep 7, 2015

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life

nftyw posted:

According to the great Wikipedia, yeah, it's designed for police/military use, loaded with five lower powered non-standard shells. I have no idea what the 7 is supposed to mean.

yeah it looks like a bean bag gun.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
bring back the riot shield ughhhh why was it ever removed.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

generally the words toxic and salty are used by extremely thin skinned babies who get mad when you tell them it was probably retarded to run up mid alone with a knife out

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Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011



I deal with the fact some people are sensitive by encouraging them. When someone touchy fucks up they are already going to feel bad. They don't need more poo poo sandwich. If they whiff a whole clip I'll still just say unlucky when the round ends. I know when I don't feel confident I don't connect and a lot of people are the same way so keeping the good vibes up is important. I generally don't have to tell anyone to not do anything because if they are remotely motivated they won't deliberately make bad choices. But then I've played a bunch of games today with 1-2 awful people who just dragged everyone down and forced people to mute them or have a whiner backseat gaming them so maybe I'm pretriggered.

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