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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Wanna eat that dad ('s ribs)

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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Well, at least he had his priorities right.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

This is a man who knows what's what.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Is there any rib more delicious than the rib you eat right after you save someone's life

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
The video of that is Pro-watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCLpRR-wVo0

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




This is flosofl. f - l - o - s - o - f - l.

Man, I gotta tell you, man. That was a great video, man.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Travis343 posted:

Is there any rib more delicious than the rib you eat right after you save someone's life

Oh my god they were perfectly charred

r: the ribs not the kids

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAKKKEE!!!

Fellwenner
Oct 21, 2005
Don't make me kill you.

Shampoo posted:

Yes, a chiller just makes the air cold. An air conditioner removes moisture as well, conditioning it.

A bit late, but a chiller makes water cold. A blower unit then removes the heat in the room by passing warm air over a cold coil (which is how the condensation happens). The only difference with AC is you'll be using refrigeration instead for residential.

Gloryhold It!
Sep 22, 2008

Fucking
Adorable

Choco1980 posted:

Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAKKKEE!!!

At least he died knowing how they tasted

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Choco1980 posted:

Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAKKKEE!!!

Discarded B&B Unit concept.

Tater Tot 13
Nov 14, 2003

Making the best of a goon situation.

pussy riot police posted:

At least he died knowing how they tasted

Like regret and hepatitis. :(

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

So THAT'S how he got foxdie.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

His last words were "Silicone poisoning?"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

Just popped up on my local news site, most exicitng thing to happen in Diss for at least a decade.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Is that "no trousers and no underpants" or "no trousers so you could see his underpants"?

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

Gonna post the story to go with:

EPD News posted:

The incident happened at the Premier store on Skelton Road between 11.25am and 11.35am on Saturday.

Police say a man entered the store and tried to make a purchase when he made racially abusive comments to the shop worker.

He left the store before returning a short while later wearing no trousers or underpants and exposed himself.

The suspect then left in a small white van.

He was white and aged between 25 and 30-years-old.

Anyone who may have witnessed the incident or anyone with information should contact PC Jonathan Phillips at Diss Police Station on 101 or call Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555111.

Painfully formatted to flow like a bucket of legobricks down a sprial staircase.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:

AlphaKretin posted:

Is that "no trousers and no underpants" or "no trousers so you could see his underpants"?

Naked from the waist down.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Ain't no law says a man has to wear pants.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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davidspackage posted:

Ain't no law says a man has to wear pants.

It ain't in the bible so it obviously doesn't pertain to me, a Christian.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Russian 5-year-olds tunneled out of nursery to try to buy sports car

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
Popped up on a local news station's Twitter feed. My roommate and I have been giggling about it for like a half hour:

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

EXAKT Science posted:

Popped up on a local news station's Twitter feed. My roommate and I have been giggling about it for like a half hour:


Ooh, Mr. Fancypants talking about showering on a weekday. Everyone knows you warsh yerself on the Lord's day.

Schizophrenic Orb
Nov 16, 2009

Intriguing...
Walked into work today for this very well-thought pairing of headlines:

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012





Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

EXAKT Science posted:

Popped up on a local news station's Twitter feed. My roommate and I have been giggling about it for like a half hour:


Middle should be anime arousal.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
The real problem here is the hyphen abuse.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
There's probably a joke to be made about headline / picture juxtapositions here:

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007




It was apparently supposed to be the Starship Enterprise. The result...



:dong:

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Someone Awful! posted:



It was apparently supposed to be the Starship Enterprise. The result...



:dong:

This needs the video. The "Enterprise" flies into the Jayhawk's mouth.
http://www.sbnation.com/2015/9/5/9267713/kansas-state-bands-halftime-show-sure-looks-like-a-jayhawk-performing

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007



yesss, thanks for this, it's hypnotic

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Worth reading.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Say Nothing posted:

Worth reading.



I want to excuse her for being young, but that's insanely stupid for a 14 year old. I know this because my ducks tell me I have nothing to worry about.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

flosofl posted:

I want to excuse her for being young, but that's insanely stupid for a 14 year old. I know this because my ducks tell me I have nothing to worry about.

Excuse her for being homeschooled


I just love the top and the main headline together. Even though the seagull mugged the scot guy, I like to imagine it also beat the poo poo out of that rugby player too

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Did...did the beer make it out alive? :ohdear:

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

Postal Parcel posted:

Excuse her for being homeschooled


I just love the top and the main headline together. Even though the seagull mugged the scot guy, I like to imagine it also beat the poo poo out of that rugby player too

I can't stop giggling at "CRIME EXCLAWSIVE"

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Khazar-khum posted:

Did...did the beer make it out alive? :ohdear:

It....it's in a better place now.

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