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If this is a real thing, I have some words. They are:
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WHO WOULD WANT THIS
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Sep 7, 2015 22:48
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Absolutely would, sliced with spicy mustard. Reminds me of terrine/brawn, which is delicious.
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Sep 7, 2015 22:51
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Crust First posted:I've seen a burger one that (purportedly) tastes like burgers and fries and such, and a sushi one that tastes like candy. What this means is that there's no way to know until you've put it in your mouth. I got a burger one as a souvenir for my niece last year when I was visiting the states. They pretty much all taste like garbage even if they're supposed to be candy-flavored. It's really less candy and more edible art project. The kits are pretty ingenious in how close they can get to approximating the general look of a food while also being pretty low effort, though. I think the ramen one is the craziest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsiO8XcPo-o coronatae posted:The lady who makes these videos says they're marketed as children's toys, to teach them how to follow directions and get a chance to pretend they're cooking. But hot drat I would pay some good cash to get my hands on the candy sushi kit. I'm not sure where you live, but look into Michael's, World Market, or Amazon. Your local Japanese grocery might also have some too. If you're really desperate I can ship a few to you if you PM me. Hakkesshu posted:Those videos always fascinate me. Like why do these exist, it seems like it'd take less time and effort to just make a real burger. Experiential micro-candy for extremely autistic people is so loving Japan though You never played with an easy-bake oven? It's dumb poo poo for kids. They cost like $1.
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Sep 7, 2015 22:51
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Sir DonkeyPunch posted:I think this is pretty old, but a friend posted it on Facebook, thought you guys might enjoy...  12,000 calories per serving.
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Sep 7, 2015 23:07
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ErIog posted:You never played with an easy-bake oven? It's dumb poo poo for kids. They cost like $1. I've always been under the impression that Easy-bake oven stuff at least tasted decent though.
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Sep 7, 2015 23:16
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I would totally eat that burrito pizza. I think that makes Cash Crab my spirit animal.
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Sep 7, 2015 23:17
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Dodecalypse posted:WHO WOULD WANT THIS Me, but tenderloin is a really weird choice for making headcheese. There's reason people use face meat, offal and similar scraps for making it, it actually adds to the final product. A whole tenderloin floating in aspic fails to live up to the potential of either ingredient.
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Sep 7, 2015 23:26
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ErIog posted:I got a burger one as a souvenir for my niece last year when I was visiting the states. They pretty much all taste like garbage even if they're supposed to be candy-flavored. It's really less candy and more edible art project. The kits are pretty ingenious in how close they can get to approximating the general look of a food while also being pretty low effort, though. I think the ramen one is the craziest. Really the only thing on my mind when watching these videos is "holy poo poo, so much unnecessary packaging for a morsel of weird not-food??? "
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Sep 7, 2015 23:28
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ErIog posted:I'm not sure where you live, but look into Michael's, World Market, or Amazon. Your local Japanese grocery might also have some too. If you're really desperate I can ship a few to you if you PM me. I live down the street from a Michael's and a World Market so I'll have to check that out! This is my contribution to the thread. I made margarita cupcakes and whipped the egg whites too hard before folding them into the batter. And this is what resulted:  Spent a good chunk of the day texting that picture to friends with the caption TITTYCAKE
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Sep 7, 2015 23:33
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coronatae posted:I live down the street from a Michael's and a World Market so I'll have to check that out! Those look like pretty much perfect nipples. You should be making nipple colored frosting right now.
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Sep 7, 2015 23:40
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Sir DonkeyPunch posted:I think this is pretty old, but a friend posted it on Facebook, thought you guys might enjoy... Is your friend trying for a spot on Epic Meal Time? By the way, that channel is loaded to the gills with AFP, worth watching if you have a high tolerance for Dudebro-ism.
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Sep 7, 2015 23:42
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steinrokkan posted:Really the only thing on my mind when watching these videos is "holy poo poo, so much unnecessary packaging for a morsel of weird not-food??? " That's actually a decent point. Japan, for all the fuss it makes about recycling, is way loving awful at over-packaging absolutely everything. The senbei aisle in grocery stores is particularly crazy. It's an aisle of plastic bags each containing about 30 tiny plastic bags filled with 3-4 little rice crackers. Stores that sell anything bare like fruit or fresh baked goods also love to put things in tiny clear plastic bags before putting them in a larger opaque store-branded plastic bag before giving them to you. As well, if you go to a convenience store to get some of the bomb rear end fried chicken they will put it in a paper pouch, and then absolutely give you a tiny plastic bag for it unless you explicitly tell them not to. A tiny plastic bag for a thing that costs like $1.25 and you'll most likely end up finishing before you leave the store premises and then toss in their garbage bin. It's pretty  sometimes, and I end up spending a lot of time telling people I don't need bags.Then to compound the madness, the one context where plastic bags might be warranted for buying a bunch of stuff, grocery stores, charge 5 yen for them and I always forget to ask or one so I end up trying to clumsily carry all my poo poo home in my arms. The grocery store plastic bag ban would make sense if it was consistent with usage, but I guarantee the largest sources of plastic bags in the country are all convenience store chains where there's no rules or regulations. ErIog has a new favorite as of 23:48 on Sep 7, 2015 |
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Sep 7, 2015 23:44
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coronatae posted:This is my contribution to the thread. I made margarita cupcakes and whipped the egg whites too hard before folding them into the batter. And this is what resulted: What part of anti food porn are people not getting? Who won't eat these cupcakes because they have round peaks on them?   
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Sep 7, 2015 23:51
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Still gonna eat the poo poo out of them, they taste awesome, but I thought it was funny they looked like nipples.
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Sep 7, 2015 23:56
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How hard did you whip the egg whites to make that one in the top right?
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Sep 8, 2015 00:06
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coronatae posted:The lady who makes these videos says they're marketed as children's toys, to teach them how to follow directions and get a chance to pretend they're cooking. But hot drat I would pay some good cash to get my hands on the candy sushi kit. I bought the sushi one for my friend's birthday because she loves watching those videos. Apparently they taste loving awful but hey, if you want one that bad PM me and we can work it out. There are a ton of Japanese grocery stores around me. I'd do a trip report, but there's no way I could put in as much effort as she does into making them look "real".
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Protip, if you want to sculpt dough, you don't need to buy special kits, there's nothing easier than whipping up a dough that can be formed into pretty much anything. It won't be edible, but neither is that Japanese stuff, apparently. 
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Sep 8, 2015 00:33
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Tastes like feet.
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Sep 8, 2015 00:33
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Hulk Hogan finally delivers.
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Sep 8, 2015 00:34
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cash crab posted:I was thinking it was pretty sad not to have cheese on it, but the final form looks good. Would. Sometimes I question if you really are a real person or just a hyper intelligent raccoon who actually posts on SA. That is the only way I can explain your so many Would's and Have's 
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Sep 8, 2015 00:43
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No rules, just right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R06wOny6Uk8
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Sep 8, 2015 01:03
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Hey, a Pete's Fresh Market opened just this week three blocks from my home! Aw crap, I have to buy it now, don't I? 
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Sep 8, 2015 01:10
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constantinople posted:No rules, just right. That's simulated loose corn, isn't it?
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Sep 8, 2015 01:14
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Kakairo posted:Hey, a Pete's Fresh Market opened just this week three blocks from my home! Buy it, eat it, and trip report
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Sep 8, 2015 01:22
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Kakairo posted:Hey, a Pete's Fresh Market opened just this week three blocks from my home! We need this in our lives. DO IT
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Sep 8, 2015 01:24
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Data Graham posted:That's simulated loose corn, isn't it? The corn is not loose. It is held firmly in place by the cheese substrate.  Japanese mayo corn pizza with tabasco is fine and a pretty good hangover food.
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Sep 8, 2015 01:24
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NachtSieger posted:Buy it, eat it, and trip report
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Sep 8, 2015 01:47
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Gridlocked posted:Sometimes I question if you really are a real person or just a hyper intelligent raccoon who actually posts on SA. That is the only way I can explain your so many Would's and Have's I happen to like burritos. And pizza. Anyway, I have a trip report coming up. I have been pretty broke since I lost my job (which, amazingly, did not involve rooting through garbage, although no word of a lie I was offered a job for a junk company, so...) but it'll start rolling back in again within the next few weeks once other, lazier students quit their jobs for the semester and I, cash crab, can take their jobs. You know what that means! SPICY DOUBLE DOWN. I know just the KFC. There's no chairs, and the only signage they have is "WE DARE YOU" with a picture of a double down on it.  Back in the game!
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Don't do it. 
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Sep 8, 2015 02:44
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The double down is back?!? :squee:
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Sep 8, 2015 02:48
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cash crab posted:
You are neither confirming or denying that you are a hyper intelligent raccoon. Looking forward to that trip report. constantinople posted:No rules, just right. So much effort required for that. Even more for the burger. Gridlocked has a new favorite as of 02:56 on Sep 8, 2015 |
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Sep 8, 2015 02:53
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Data Graham posted:That's simulated loose corn, isn't it? Simulated with corn syrup.  I looked it up to see if I could purchase it and it's actually all candy.
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Sep 8, 2015 03:04
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Gridlocked posted:You are neither confirming or denying that you are a hyper intelligent raccoon. "Hyper intelligent" is pushing it a little. Anyway, there are several degrees of spicy. I should probably get the spiciest, yes? Or would that make it taste better? It's been so long since a field trip.
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Sep 8, 2015 03:05
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I thought the burritos in the burrito pizza were baked potatoes at first and was very confused until the cross-section pic. Would. Would totally regret it the next day tho
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Sep 8, 2015 03:08
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Sir DonkeyPunch posted:I think this is pretty old, but a friend posted it on Facebook, thought you guys might enjoy... It's almost this SNL bit in real life. https://vimeo.com/90127834
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Sep 8, 2015 03:10
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What's the deal with loose corn? People itt seem to hate anything that has corn kernels.
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Sep 8, 2015 03:11
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cash crab posted:"Hyper intelligent" is pushing it a little. Anyway, there are several degrees of spicy. I should probably get the spiciest, yes? Or would that make it taste better? It's been so long since a field trip. Max level spice means max level toilet time. Always max your spice. Also cash crab after watching those youtube vids of those weird Japanese things I kinda wanna see a trip report of you eating them.
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You have no idea how much I wanna eat one of those. It'd be like an hour of prep and 0.03 seconds of eating. If anyone knows where I can get it in Toronto or where I can order it for relatively cheap I will 100% film myself preparing and also eating one.
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