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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

quote:

If it isn’t [awarded a punitive judgement], however, it’ll look like a pretty high-profile – and expensive – case of professional jealousy. Not every company can be bought by Google.

wtf is the point of this retarded commentary

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Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
how do they know the fake pois werent added by waze users who saw them on the other thing

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I'm guessing probability analysis or something

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

indigi posted:

wtf is the point of this retarded commentary

Its "google :allears:"

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Nintendo Kid posted:

how do they know the fake pois werent added by waze users who saw them on the other thing

Google lawyer here, you have been selected for jury duty

ufarn
May 30, 2009
chrome literally killed my macbook battery

well knee-capped it, it dies at 50% now

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

google's high minded ideals must give way to the business reality of being the new microsoft

Google Nears Re-entry to Mainland China

After a five year absence, Google expects to return shortly to mainland China as a provider of revenue-generating consumer Web services, a move with ramifications for the future of Android and a host of Chinese companies.

As early as this fall, the company hopes to get Chinese government approval to distribute a special China version of its Google Play mobile app store for Android smartphones in the country, said people familiar with the plan. Google has extensive plans for how it will architect and run the store locally and has partnerships in place with specific Chinese companies to do so.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
only sundar can go to china

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

thx stole that for twitter

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

lol fuckin embarrassing

http://www.theverge.com/2015/9/5/9266805/google-lenovo-e-logo-design

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
googlenovo was a town built in eastern siberia for the production of consumer electronics for sale within the soviet union and select international markets

Ice_2_c_u
Sep 13, 2002


"The similarity is nothing more than a coincidence, of course, but it’s certainly a cool one that could provide some visual synergy between the two brands when they work together."

so very very cool. fuckin sweet

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

cremnob posted:

lol fuckin embarrassing


your existence? yeah

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

dell
lenovo
google
evil corp (from mr. robot)

all have crooked letter Es

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

really makes u think

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

PleasureKevin posted:

dell
lenovo
google
evil corp (from mr. robot)

all have crooked letter Es

I love how he explains that he replaces the E with Evil and the rest of the show just rolls with that

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

also u forgot enron

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

PleasureKevin posted:

Google lawyer here, you have been selected for jury duty

could you imagine bein on jury duty with fishmech?

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer

Sudo Echo posted:

could you imagine bein on jury duty with fishmech?

11 Angry Men

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

ahmeni posted:

11 Angry Men

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

ahmeni posted:

11 Angry Men

lol

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

ahmeni posted:

11 Angry Men

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Sudo Echo posted:

could you imagine bein on jury duty with fishmech?

i actually have jury duty this month :q:

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Nintendo Kid posted:

i actually have jury duty this month :q:

welp,

SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010


you had an if not nicer then more honest av earlier

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Nintendo Kid posted:

i actually have jury duty this month :q:

have you ever been selected to serve on a jury? i can imagine some lawyers issuing peremptory challenges so fast their heads would spin

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



lol fishmech got a week for shitposting about chromeos in dyp

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

prefect posted:

have you ever been selected to serve on a jury? i can imagine some lawyers issuing peremptory challenges so fast their heads would spin

and then fishmech explains how they cant do that because they used a slightly different word

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
lol if you think fishmech would get selected

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

anthonypants posted:

lol if you think fishmech would get selected

well I wouldn't want the smartest kid in America second guessing me in court

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
- i have a question for the defendant your honor. what kind of phone do you own
- youre not a lawyer jury members cant ask questions
- objection
- im the judge you cant objection me

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

poty posted:

- i have a question for the defendant your honor. what kind of phone do you own
- youre not a lawyer jury members cant ask questions
- objection
- im the judge you cant objection me

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



poty posted:

- i have a question for the defendant your honor. what kind of phone do you own
- youre not a lawyer jury members cant ask questions
- objection
- im the judge you cant objection me
- overruled!
- bailiff, please escort juror number 5 from the courtroom

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

anthonypants posted:

lol if you think fishmech would get selected

for jury duty all you have to do to be selected is say nothing

he doesn't have a chance

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

hobbesmaster posted:

for jury duty all you have to do to be selected is say nothing

he doesn't have a chance

last time i was in voir dire they called out individuals from the assembled jury candidates to answer questions, possibly with clarifications

also for some reason they pulled 35 of us from the pool, so it took four hours for me to get out of my civic duty by saying, when asked, that i would be prejudiced against the state due to my belief that prosecuting drug possession crimes is counterproductive

(and then i white-guilted over it for the rest of the day/week/month/etc)

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

guilt from knowing you should have kept your mouth closed but then torpedo any guilty verdict later?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i love to goto the jury duty. never picked me tho fkers

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
they have u say ur name and what u do and some other poo poo i think and i said hey im james im a theatre proucer and the judgfe goes LIKE FROM THE PROIDYCERS? WITH MEL BROOKS? and i was like yea but even sadder and dumber and he goes HAHA THATS COOL then they dismissed me. rip. just rip. took a nice nap in the holding pen

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
nobody cares of course i just donr wANT to work right now hehe :cripes:

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Cocoa Crispies posted:

last time i was in voir dire they called out individuals from the assembled jury candidates to answer questions, possibly with clarifications

also for some reason they pulled 35 of us from the pool, so it took four hours for me to get out of my civic duty by saying, when asked, that i would be prejudiced against the state due to my belief that prosecuting drug possession crimes is counterproductive

(and then i white-guilted over it for the rest of the day/week/month/etc)

the pro police equivalent person always says that they will not be prejudiced. so you got automatically removed and the defense has to use a strike against the other guy

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