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I remember watching a series of a single guy making cupcakes and other recipes for one, which was satire, and it ended up getting more and more depressing along the way. It's killing me that I can't remember the name. E: Welp, I found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4eOa06DcyQ This is a pro watch. It's complete satire but gets more depressing and hilarious as it goes on. A good starter episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFjstQ30RI8 Fishstick has a new favorite as of 23:21 on Sep 8, 2015 |
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Baldbeard posted:This is the kind of thing you bury in the dead of night and never speak of again. Yo dude don't do that you'll get a Botchling.
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A month ago my wife and I ordered a Kracie assortment from Amazon for her two little sisters to make when they are over at our house. We received it today and figured the one that her sisters would want to have over all the others was the burger one. So we made it without the kids to avoid the conflict       Real fun to make, everything is tiny and in little cute packages. You get everything you need besides scissors and tape (for the little fry bag and burger flags) and the water and microwave (If you want the flags you need toothpicks and you have to provide the straw). It's easy to follow the instructions even if you don't know any Japanese as the little pictures to a good job of explaining. The only question we had was microwave times and power but the videos that have already been mentioned tells you. Everything is powder. What about the taste? Awful. The fries are the best in that they sort of feel like fries when you eat them and sort of smell and taste like potato something. The ketchup you get tastes like sugar on it's own (way sweeter than western ketchup) but was OK with the fries. The buns for the burgers smelled like cake when being mixed, the meat smelled vaguely like a seasoned beef. After nuking the buns smelled inoffensive and the beef smelled like White Castle. Cheap garbage-level meat with onion, but coming from a tiny meat puck I pulled out of the microwave that was recently powder, sitting in a plastic tray made out of who-knows-what. The 'cheese' didn't taste like food, it tasted like, well, I'm not exactly sure what it tasted like. All I know I put it in my mouth and went 'this is bad'. It did not taste like cheese, or even 'cheese food product'. Everything is spongy and cold. Every bite is an internal conversation of 'should I swallow this' followed by 'of course not' and spitting it out. The soda fizzed like soda should. Smelled pretty good but tasted like cola-flavored Akla-Seltzer. Artificially sweetened flavor and way too much of it. I took a bite of a burger, spit it out, ate a fry and swallowed, took a drink of the soda and spit it out. I then took nibbles of each of the parts of the burger and spit those out. My wife actually ate a couple burger bites and a few fries. My mouth still tastes like the inside walls of a White Castle smells and my wife asks "Is it possible I don't feel good from that? It was so little!". I don't know how much of this is due to the ~Japanese Burger Experience~ and how much of it has to do with it being an edible toy but I don't recommended eating these. Real fun to put together but real unfun to eat. The other kits we have are either candy versions of savory dishes or donuts and cakes, I have higher hopes for those.
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Sep 8, 2015 23:12
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Yo dude don't do that you'll get a Botchling. If you have access to a Witcher it can be turned into a Lubberkin, so it's fine.
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Sep 8, 2015 23:22
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Someone on my instagram posted this one. That 'butter' though. And does no one own any real dishes anymore?
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Sep 8, 2015 23:31
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Picnic Princess posted:Someone on my instagram posted this one. 
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Sep 8, 2015 23:34
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No, no, don't cornhole the cornbread, for the love of god
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Sep 8, 2015 23:35
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Am I too late for the birthday cake posting? Because I have a cake fit for a princess!  It'd take magic to make that cake look good 
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Sep 8, 2015 23:37
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Roro posted:Am I too late for the birthday cake posting? I'm not sure what it's supposed to represent, but I actually like it a lot.
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Sep 8, 2015 23:40
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steinrokkan posted:I'm not sure what it's supposed to represent, but I actually like it a lot. Looks like the cake the fairies were making for Aurora - Sleeping Beauty's birthday. 
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Sep 8, 2015 23:45
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steinrokkan posted:I'm not sure what it's supposed to represent, but I actually like it a lot. It's a replica of the cake the three Good Fairies make for Briar Rose/Aurora in Disney's Sleeping Beauty.
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PCOS Bill posted:I did. It is. It's just... ugly. Just an fyi if nobody else has mentioned this, but you can't glaze or frost cakes that are still hot. You have to let it cool down, then apply it or else you get that distinct glossy bukkake globs. steinrokkan posted:I'm not sure what it's supposed to represent, but I actually like it a lot. It's a cake from a disney film. I want to say it's Sleeping Beauty where the animals and fairy godmothers try to make a cake for the girl's wedding.
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Bina posted:Today is my birthday. BIRTH      It's also my roommate's birthday.  Your name isn't Dave by any chance?e: I have since learned that you are a woman and are likely not named Dave. Happy Birthday, not-Dave!
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Please post unpleasant birthday cakes.
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Picnic Princess posted:Someone on my instagram posted this one. whats the problem with the butter. it just looks melted
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DekeThornton posted:I have never really liked princess cake, and it's the standard cake for any form of celebration here, especially at work, so I have a lot of resentment towards it. I only have it once every couple of years or so, if that so yeah I can see that making the difference.
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Sep 9, 2015 00:27
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Haverchuck posted:whats the problem with the butter. it just looks melted You are so adorable.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Yo dude don't do that you'll get a Botchling. Botchling would be less scary.
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Haverchuck posted:whats the problem with the butter. it just looks melted Looks delicious imo 
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Sep 9, 2015 01:17
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oh, i didnt think about cum right away when i saw it, sorry everybody
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I have the family recipe tuna-potato chip casserole in the oven right now. I haven't had this thing in years. Were I to serve it with loose corn, it would be a bingo I think.
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Sep 9, 2015 01:22
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steinrokkan posted:An accidental tribute to HR Giger Never mind, forgot to refresh the page. Mexican Deathgasm has a new favorite as of 01:40 on Sep 9, 2015 |
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Sep 9, 2015 01:36
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:I'm usually pretty good at identifying mystery food in photos, but what the gently caress is that monstrosity? The Fiji mermaid.
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Sep 9, 2015 01:37
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Haverchuck posted:oh, i didnt think about cum right away when i saw it, sorry everybody Don't feel bad about your innocence, it's a good thing to have. steinrokkan posted:The Fiji mermaid. In a loving gimp mask apparently.
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steinrokkan posted:The Fiji mermaid. they shot some of eraserhead on color film and decided it was too much
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Bina posted:Today is my birthday. 
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Picnic Princess posted:Don't feel bad about your innocence, it's a good thing to have.
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Can anyone explain why people act like ketchup on hot dogs is the worst thing since beans in chili? I don't get it, what's wrong with using your condiment of choice.
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Semisponge posted:Can anyone explain why people act like ketchup on hot dogs is the worst thing since beans in chili? I don't get it, what's wrong with using your condiment of choice. people are weird and elitist about any sort of food, goons are especially both of those things about anything, voila mystery solved
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I think it's also a regionalism thing. "we don't do it here, so you shouldn't either".
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Semisponge posted:Can anyone explain why people act like ketchup on hot dogs is the worst thing since beans in chili? I don't get it, what's wrong with using your condiment of choice. youre free to use catsup but i guess many people feel that it's overly sweet and there are many other, better toppings and condiments
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Semisponge posted:Can anyone explain why people act like ketchup on hot dogs is the worst thing since beans in chili? I don't get it, what's wrong with using your condiment of choice. 1. Ketchup is a bad sauce that is bad on most things. 2. Tradition, you don't go to Chicago and put ketchup on hotdogs, you just don't.
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Aesop Poprock posted:people are weird and elitist about any sort of food, goons are especially both of those things about anything, voila mystery solved Picnic Princess posted:I think it's also a regionalism thing. "we don't do it here, so you shouldn't either". Neo_Crimson posted:1. Ketchup is a bad sauce that is bad on most things. 2. Tradition, you don't go to Chicago and put ketchup on hotdogs, you just don't. 
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Neo_Crimson posted:1. Ketchup is a bad sauce that is bad on most things. 2. Tradition, you don't go to Chicago and put ketchup on hotdogs, you just don't. Hotdogs were invented in Germany, and Germans eat them with ketchup. Whatever people do in Chicago is just a product of mongrel people corrupting ulinary traditions.
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best dog i ever had was in reykjavik iceland. it was lamb (!) and had bbq sauce and crispy fried onions on top
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Haverchuck posted:best dog i ever had was in reykjavik iceland. it was lamb (!) and had bbq sauce and crispy fried onions on top Oh god yes, I miss those so much.
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steinrokkan posted:Hotdogs were invented in Germany, and Germans eat them with ketchup. Whatever people do in Chicago is just a product of mongrel people corrupting ulinary traditions. racist
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Sep 9, 2015 02:31
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She said bad cakes not awesome cakes.
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steinrokkan posted:Hotdogs were invented in Germany, and Germans eat them with ketchup.
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