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Divot
Dec 23, 2013

Ka0 posted:

Hey retards, post pictures



Would.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

She's 15

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Don't judge him.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJQhDkpT5aY

Fluo
May 25, 2007


what the gently caress

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Fluo posted:

what the gently caress

GET REKT

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Ka0 posted:

Hey retards, post pictures



shudder

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑



Dude she hasnt even been to NY I bet.

Unless it was for the surgery.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

momerath posted:

yeah, i'll be in new york city and i actually have no idea what to expect. last experience with "college people" was pretty disappointing tbh

Hey, I just moved to nyc for design work. I got here because I worked hard as a research assistant for a professor and she introduced me to people who turned me on to openings/gave good recommendations.

If you want more pointed advice or someone to bounce ideas off of, hit a dude up.

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4N00mqt7bI

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
kill everyone

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.cuddleparty.com/

quote:

Cuddle Party is a Movement!

Its about compassion, affection and touch.

We humans need touch and affection. Its no longer a question. Nurturing, welcome consensual touch is good for you. Good for your body, heart and spirit. Good for your blood pressure, your nervous system, your emotional health, your ability to connect with and trust people, your ability to respect and care for yourself, your creativity, sense of safety and comfort and belonging. Infants who are deprived of touch fail to thrive; we never outgrow the need.

We humans need touch that is not about sex.

Wait - IS THERE such a thing?

Of course there is!

Cuddle Party is a movement to reclaim this option in our lives.

GoonCon 2015

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Cuddle everyone

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Just knowing that people like this exist has ruined my evening.

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
taking infantilisim to whole new levels. you know what else adults connect with? physical intimacy. but nope let's reduce this stupid poo poo down and pretend adults just want 'consensual cuddling'.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Blistex posted:

Just knowing that people like this exist has ruined my evening.

In a city in which most people having troubling making rent, you have rich hipsters paying $1000 a week in a attempt to recapture of the childhood experience

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Dapper Dan posted:

taking infantilisim to whole new levels. you know what else adults connect with? physical intimacy. but nope let's reduce this stupid poo poo down and pretend adults just want 'consensual cuddling'.

But aren't there gender types that are like asexual and don't have any sex drive at all - I could see those people forcing themselves to cuddle strangers in a group setting.

What they really need is a doctor to fix their broken libido.

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

if I went to a cuddle party how do I not get a boner?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.cuddleparty.com/photogallery/



Choo Chooooooooooooo

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)
i think actually knowing how things like cars and computers work is a result of being poor and not young or old or whatever

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Why did I start googling Cuddle Party pics

Why

naem
May 29, 2011

dougdrums posted:

i think actually knowing how things like cars and computers work is a result of being poor and not young or old or whatever

We shall become the morlocks and live deep underground and only rise at night to feast upon their moist fleash

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

EugeneJ posted:

Why did I start googling Cuddle Party pics

Why



Let\s play Cuddle Party photo or human rights violation

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Madcosby posted:

Let\s play Cuddle Party photo or human rights violation



Jonestown?

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Here's what all those cuddle party photos look like to me

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

EugeneJ posted:

Jonestown?

I'm the testicles hanging out of the guys homemade shorts in the bottom left

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Madcosby posted:

Let\s play Cuddle Party photo or human rights violation



ass2mouth.jpg

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

dougdrums posted:

i think actually knowing how things like cars and computers work is a result of being poor and not young or old or whatever

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

EugeneJ posted:

Why did I start googling Cuddle Party pics

Why



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcYk16W7WHQ

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

VendaGoat posted:

ass2mouth.jpg

did they make a hit movie over that concept?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0yoaiWJeWY

0:27

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

EugeneJ posted:

But aren't there gender types that are like asexual and don't have any sex drive at all - I could see those people forcing themselves to cuddle strangers in a group setting.

What they really need is a doctor to fix their broken libido.

i was just thinking that but that's about all they might be good for. adults with normal sex drives are just loving fooling themselves and masking sexual desire with infantilisim

also if you have a low sex drive but still want sex i can imagine that might be frustrating. and whatever you do if you are a lady goon don't take that new sexual desire pill or whatever the gently caress that just got approved. it's a garbage product.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

EugeneJ posted:

But aren't there gender types...

:whisper:These are fake things that insecure people make up to explain their insecurities away as opposed to facing them.

blarzgh fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Sep 9, 2015

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

blarzgh posted:

:whisper:These are fake things that insecure people make up to explain their insecurities away as opposed to facing them.

I.E. Homosexuality is a choice!

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

VendaGoat posted:

I.E. Homosexuality is a choice!

No, Pope Goat, homosexuality is demonstrably biological.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

blarzgh posted:

No, Pope Goat, homosexuality is demonstrably biological.

Have we gone round the meta bend? :confused:

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

these people subsist almost entirely on a massive sense of moral superiority over their forebears

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

VendaGoat posted:

Have we gone round the meta bend? :confused:

I'm not sure...

Here, have this:

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Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

Nation posted:

kill everyone

I think this guy may be onto something.

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