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NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Occupation smashes the backboard! Occupation is on fire!

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MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
The Pertwee run is unique, I think, in that it doesn't really have any proper stinkers but has plenty of mediocre rubbish like The Curse of Peladon

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

MrL_JaKiri posted:

The Pertwee run is unique, I think, in that it doesn't really have any proper stinkers but has plenty of mediocre rubbish like The Curse of Peladon

It's also unique in having the only perfect first season.

I adore the first season of the Third Doctor, every story he has is either a classic or a gem.

Rat Flavoured Rats
Oct 24, 2005
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Burkion posted:

It's also unique in having the only perfect first season.

I adore the first season of the Third Doctor, every story he has is either a classic or a gem.

The Ambassadors of Death? Perfect? I found it pretty tedious.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Rat Flavoured Rats posted:

The Ambassadors of Death? Perfect? I found it pretty tedious.

User error :colbert:

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
I'm not sure where I sit on The Sontaran Experiment, it's got atmosphere in buckets but the plot is completely non-existent and poor when it is (why are the Sontarans studying humans to invade an empty Earth?)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MrL_JaKiri posted:

And next on the Mediocre Bob Holmes train, The Krotons!

Hey, that at least has the Doctor getting drawn in against his better judgement into a pissing match over whether he's smarter than Zoe or not :allears:

CobiWann posted:

I really need to find a way to watch League of Gentlemen here in the States. The only bit I ever saw was Gatiss doing the cave tour and it was one of the funniest and darkest things I had ever busted a gut over.

I know we're frequently piling on British series you should really watch, but man you really need to go out of your way to watch The League of Gentlemen, it's astonishingly great. The first two seasons are just sensational, the third season is still strong but you can tell they were struggling not to just repeat themselves (they do a rather brilliant inversion with the "return" of a couple of characters in the opening scene of season 3). The movie is perhaps most notable for taking an admitted one-dimensional, one-joke character (who happens to be a sexual predator) and making them a well-rounded character with true depth that you're actually pulling for.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
And I always enjoy Saffer aliens, especially ones that get so confused over what's going on (the "That is not a gond??" "THAT is a gond!!" sequence)

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
Next up: The Visitation, and 1/3 completion!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I'll always love The Visitation for this:

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
I'll always love it because it's a good story :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Well sure that too, if you're into that kind of thing!

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

MrL_JaKiri posted:

And next on the Mediocre Bob Holmes train, The Krotons!

Give my regards to Kroll! :cthulhu:

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

After The War posted:

Give my regards to Kroll! :cthulhu:

Oh, I forgot that! I'll do it when I next get round to Baker

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Hey let's hire Philip Madoc!"
"Great idea, what should we cast him as?"
"Oh... probably just some guy :shrug:"

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!


The Doctor and his companions are lost in time.

Expecting to be reunited with the TARDIS following a secret mission for the Time Lords, they instead find themselves on a plague-stricken space station orbiting the remnants of Voga, Planet of Gold.

The Doctor, Harry and Sarah Jane have stumbled into the last battle of an ancient conflict between humankind and one of its most terrifying foes – the Cybermen.

Tom Baker is the Doctor in Revenge of the Cybermen.

X X X X X

Cast
Doctor Who - Tom Baker
Sarah Jane Smith - Elisabeth Sladen
Harry Sullivan - Ian Marter
Commander Stevenson - Ronald Leigh-Hunt
Lester - William Marlowe
Kellman - Jeremy Wilkin
Tyrum - Kevin Stoney
Vorus - David Collings
Warner - Alec Wallis
Magrik - Michael Wisher
Sheprah - Brian Grellis
Cyber-Leader - Christopher Robbie
First Cyberman - Melville Jones

Producer: Philip Hinchcliffe
Writer:Gerry Davis
Director:Michael Briant
Original Broadcast: 19 April – 10 May 1975

Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpQ14B_FNSY

X X X X X

quote:

“Hangover.” - Philip Hinchcliffe when asked to describe Revenge of the Cybermen

Revenge of the Cybermen brings about the end of Tom Baker's first season as the Doctor with a resounding thud. A promising first episode and one neat location can't support a bad script that suffered from constant rewrites, giving us dodgy dialogue, an alien race we couldn't be bothered to care about, and the Cybermen once again being utterly wasted as a potential threat.

With the events of Genesis of the Daleks behind them, the Doctor, Harry and Sarah Jane find that the Time Ring has brought them back to Nerva Beacon where the TARDIS should be waiting. But the Time Bracelet has brought them back to the era before Nerva was turned into an ark for humanity, and the TARDIS is slowly working its way through time to meet up with the trio. However, instead of a bustling space station the Doctor finds a platform under quarantine. It seems that a deadly plague has ripped through the inhabitants, leaving only a handful of military personnel and one other alive – a civilian scientist who busies himself with the study of a nearby planetoid comprised almost entirely of gold. As Sarah Jane finds herself stricken by the plague, Harry and the Doctor discover that the plague isn't being spread by airborne or physical means, but rather by the actions of a metal snake-like creature. And such a creature can only be the harbinger of a much bigger threat – an impending attack by the Cybermen!

I've heard throughout the years that Revenge of the Cybermen was not a good story. So I popped in the DVD and sat down to watch it, and by the end of the first episode I was thinking to myself “this isn't that bad...it just has the unfortunate position in the broadcast order of coming after Genesis of the Daleks!.” Then the second episode hit. And then the third. And then I found myself waiting over a month to hold my nose and wrap up the serial. I really want to tell myself that this story is better than I thought and that I'm just holding it up to to the higher standards of Genesis and The Ark in Space, but I would be lying. This simply isn't a good story.

Let's start with the script by co-creator of the Cybermen, Gerry Davis. Revenge of the Cybermen would be the last story for Doctor Who that Davis would pen, which doesn't surprise me at all considering just how weak the script is. We've got horrible dialogue, the action bouncing back and forth between locations to interact with characters who are inconsistent in their choices, a political power struggle that consists of arguing between leaders we couldn't care about, and two really poorly thought out plans where the most obvious option isn't considered. “Hey, we're Cybermen, we're fatally allergic to gold, let's just avoid the massive asteroid made of gold....nah.” “Hey, we're the Vogans, and we're on a massive asteroid made of gold, the Cybermen are fatally allergic to gold, why don't we make bullets or weapons out of gold...nah.”

And this is the kicker – all this happened after NUMEROUS rewrites by Robert Holmes, who I imagined had to have just given up at some point and collapsed on his typewriter, deeply considering taking that job on Blake's 7.

So production was a bit rushed because of last second changes to the script (blame can be assigned to both Davis and Holmes for this) and it ends up showing on-screen in all the little things regarding continuity, abrupt scene changes, and a musical score that just doesn't quite click with the story itself, something that Philip Hinchcliffe specifically mentions in the behind-the-scenes segment.

It doesn't help that the aliens in this story are rubbish. The Vogans are the inhabitants of the asteroid of gold, Voga, and are divided into the same “pacifistic isolationists” (Tyrum, played by Kevin Stoney) and “ruthless would-be conquerors”(Vorus, played by David Collings) that seemingly make up the central conflict of every one-shot alien race that graces the annal of Doctor Who. There's a lot of shouting, a lot of Vogans storming in and out of rooms, a lot of Vogans shooting at each other in some kind of low-level civil conflict (yes, the Cybermen are coming, let's fight amongst ourselves), and...well, they just look silly. Trivia point – the masks for the Vogan extras were made from a mold of the face of Arnold Ridley, star of the BBC hit sitcom Dad's Army.



The human side of the supporting cast fairs a little better, with Ronald Leigh-Hunt making an effort as Commander Stevenson, dedicated to following orders and keeping Nerva isolated at Earth's request, but William Marlowe's Lester just looked like he'd rather be anywhere else then acting in this serial, managing to look bored and distracted. The saving grace is the performance of Jeremy Wilkin as Professor Kellman. From the first moment he's on screen, he screams “ANTAGONIST AND BAD GUY” without saying a word. I mean, seriously, look at the sheer disdain and arrogance.



He has this look on his face the ENTIRE serial. Either Wilkin (best known for his voice work on a variety of Gerry Anderson's productions including Thunderbirds is one of the best drat actors ever or he was just letting his thoughts on how bad everything about the production of this story was every moment he was on screen.

This being a story about the Cybermen, right there in the title...well, one of the “high points” of this story is the redesign of their costumers, as the Cybermen of The Moonbase have gone from kitchen appliances...



...to accordions.



While they're a far cry from the more aesthetically pleasing Cybermen of the revival, the colorization of the show has been a bit kind to the metal monsters from a visual standpoint. Too bad any really sense of menace or threat is absent from their presence. The dialogue the Cybermen have to give is appalling, beginning with the fact that they're all portraying emotions, in varying accents, to the point where the Cyberleader stands, hands on his hips, proudly calling for the death of the Vogans in a South African accent, being as camp as all get-out. While there are some neat moments such as the Cybermen having weapon built into their heads, the rest of the time they bumble about, shouting about their lack of morality in warfare while the Doctor easily defeats their plans without breaking a sweat. Hell, even with the Cybermen are introduced it isn't done with any clever camera angles or only a partial reveal to help build tension. Compare the shadows and low-angle shot of the Daleks in the previous story to the full exposure of the Cybermen in this one and the difference is obvious.

To me, the biggest crime Revenge of the Cybermen performs is completely getting the relationship between Sarah Jane and Harry wrong. Throughout their adventures together, the dynamic for the pairing has been “new school feminist vs. old school upbringing.” The pair might have bickered a little bit, but Harry did his best to tone down his “old girl” rhetoric at her request, and the result was a pretty good relationship between them over three stories. In this one, however, the two spend the second and third episodes at each others throats for no good reason. It's not the “friends under stress” dynamic that happens now and again, it's flat out hostility at times, even when they're trying to rescue each other. Sarah Jane spends much of the story as “damsel in distress” either with the Cyberplague or prisoner of the Cybermen, although she has a few moments where she tries to intefere with their plans, while Harry...well...is written as...you know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgLgE0Ok3LI

Tom Baker's Fourth Doctor can't save this one, and I think Baker knows it. Towards the end of his time on the show, Baker has a reputation for disdaining scripts and had no problems let the writers know it. The first glimpses of such traits can be seen in this story as Baker simply treats the Cybermen as a non-threat. Oh, he snarls and yells at them, and throws out his own quips and barbs, but it's never with the appropriate level of concern regarding the vengeance of a group of metal monsters. In a way, that makes Baker the best thing in this mess, acting almost as an audience surrogate with just how bored he is with the proceedings, calmly playing with a yo-yo even as a asteroid-destroying bomb is strapped to his back. Again, it's early on in the serial that features the high point for the Doctor, as he escapes a room with an electrified floor with quick rewiring and some good old acrobatics.

What IS good about this serial? Well, the setting! With the costs of shooting on location for The Sontaran Experiment and the six-parter Genesis of the Daleks, the producers decided to save money by reusing the set of Nerva Beacon from The Ark in Space. Director Michael Briant does a fantastic job making Nerva look like a space station in active use thanks to some clever Chroma Key work to add radar screens, computer displays, and some clever shots where a hand-held device portrays a scene in progress. And a shout out to all the obvious mannequins lying on the floor of Nerva, “victims”of the horrific plague.



The caves of Voga were filmed in Wookey Hole Caves, a tourist attraction near Somerset consisting of limestone caves and underground pools. This portion of the story is incredibly well done, as the tourist elements of stairs and underwater lights make the caves looked lived in and a vital part of Voga society while maintaining an alien, almost mystical quality.

Cygnia posted:

True confession time:  I wanted a plush Cybermat as a kid.  Yes, they looked like alien sliverfish.  I didn't care.

As for the story itself...oy.  I remember bombs stuck on the Doctor et al.  I remember really Unfortunate Implications with the way the Vogans looked.  The underground caves, those were admittedly cool.  But the story itself, for my first introduction to Cybermen, it was just "eh".  Accordion or not though, I kinda also wanted to dress up as a Cyberman for Halloween.  That never happened, sadly enough.

There was potential here.  Did they ever revisit this world in Big Finish or the novels or comics?  When Douglas Adams was working on the show, was he ever tempted to do a Vogan/Vogon crossover?  Perhaps it's for the best.  Moffat's crapped on Cybermen enough already.  No need to give him even MORE ammo...

Revenge of the Cybermen simply isn't very good. When a quietly over-the-top human accomplice and a web of caves serve as the highlights of a story featuring the return of the Cybermen after eight years, it's a mark that something went wrong somewhere in production. It's a shame that a season with two B+ episodes and two all-time classics ends with such wasted potential.

Random Thoughts
- The Seal of the Vogans would later be reused as the Seal of Rassilon
- The Cybermats' vicious attack hug!
- Sarah Jane on a jet ski!
- The climax involves the Doctor drifting Nerva Beacon over Voga (as portrayed by what looks like a rapidly spinning cheese log) to avoid a deadly impact. Yes, the Doctor drifts a freakin' space station to save the day.
- Torture by shoulder massage!


Cobi's SynopsisRevenge of the Cybermen wastes the return of the Doctor's iconic foes as numerous script rewrites lead to continuity snarls, poor motivation and characterization for the Cybermen and their alien foes, and actors who very obviously don't care.

Next up – Returning to Earth, the Doctor, Sarah and Harry arrive in the Scottish Highlands to investigate the mysterious destruction of several oil rigs in the North Sea...

Tom Baker is the Doctor in Terror of the Zygons

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
You have bad opinions on what constitutes a good look for the Cybermen :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

If Terror of the Zygons had replaced Revenge of the Cybermen, then season 12 may well have been the strongest season of Who ever made (season 5 of the revival is also a contender, but is hurt by the Silurian 2-parter). Revenge isn't just a bad story, it's a bad story that finishes the season and leaves a bad taste in the mouth after so many good stories preceded it (even Robot has its obvious charms despite the poor quality special effects).

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

MrL_JaKiri posted:

You have bad opinions on what constitutes a good look for the Cybermen :colbert:

I love the revival Cybus Cybermen. And I think the ones in Revenge look loads better than the originals because they're not weighed down with the appliance department from Sears on their chest.

Jerusalem posted:

If Terror of the Zygons had replaced Revenge of the Cybermen, then season 12 may well have been the strongest season of Who ever made (season 5 of the revival is also a contender, but is hurt by the Silurian 2-parter). Revenge isn't just a bad story, it's a bad story that finishes the season and leaves a bad taste in the mouth after so many good stories preceded it (even Robot has its obvious charms despite the poor quality special effects).

Robot had a solid script and memorable characters, especially the title creature. Revenge seemed to have higher production values but, as you said, none of the charm.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

CobiWann posted:

I love the revival Cybus Cybermen. And I think the ones in Revenge look loads better than the originals because they're not weighed down with the appliance department from Sears on their chest.

You could have just quoted me and said "Yes" :colbert:

It all comes down to "Why are cybermen interesting?" It's not because they're clanky robots, it's because they're humans struggling to survive by destroying themselves. All of the changes to the design there has been de-emphasise that aspect, and so while the design may be slicker it gets away from the point.

Jerusalem posted:

If Terror of the Zygons had replaced Revenge of the Cybermen, then season 12 may well have been the strongest season of Who ever made

Spearhead from Space
The Silurians
The Ambassadors of Death
Inferno

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
In any case, in a few weeks time we'll have a scientific answer :v:

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

MrL_JaKiri posted:

You could have just quoted me and said "Yes" :colbert:

It all comes down to "Why are cybermen interesting?" It's not because they're clanky robots, it's because they're humans struggling to survive by destroying themselves. All of the changes to the design there has been de-emphasise that aspect, and so while the design may be slicker it gets away from the point.

We may disagree on aesthetics, but I'll definitely give you this point. When was the last time the television Cybermen focused on "we must survive" as opposed to "upgrade the universe?"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MrL_JaKiri posted:

Spearhead from Space
The Silurians
The Ambassadors of Death
Inferno

I did say "may" :)

And I agree that while the new Cybermen look is far sleeker, it (along with their portrayal) has downplayed the desperate and ultimately self-destructive bid for survival aspect of the race which I've always found most interesting about them. Otherwise they're just second-rate Daleks or Borg knock-offs.

Dr. Gene Dango MD
May 20, 2010

Fuck them other cats I'm running with my own wolfpack

Keep fronting like youse a thug and get ya dome pushed back

Burkion posted:

It's also unique in having the only perfect first season.

I adore the first season of the Third Doctor, every story he has is either a classic or a gem.
I've got lots of problems with what 11's run turned into post 6.0, however I think season 5 is pretty drat close to perfect. Apart from a kind of boring Silurian 2-parter and the underdeveloped Dalek episode you've got modern classics and a meta plot that actually had some (some) restraint. That's just my opinion however.

Dr. Gene Dango MD fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Sep 9, 2015

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ZQQnkoOfGDAjVHmTIMZI9RwB5J9vWJSU-y6klgfltPI/edit?usp=sharing

Added series by series ranking

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
You said that you were planning to watch regeneration stories last, right?

I hope you realise that means that the last Classic Who episode that you will to watch is Time and the Rani, which is quite frankly one of the shittest ways to end a Doctor Who marathon

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
Survival I'll watch last

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MrL_JaKiri posted:

Survival I'll watch last

Not the TV Movie?

BSam
Nov 24, 2012

CobiWann posted:

I really need to find a way to watch League of Gentlemen here in the States. The only bit I ever saw was Gatiss doing the cave tour and it was one of the funniest and darkest things I had ever busted a gut over.

Yeah, that is one of my two favourite sketches, the other is also a long Gatiss monologue, as a morgue attendant giving a lecture of sorts.
If this video works, it starts at 10:44 in this video, avoid the rest of the episode until you manage to watch the lot in order, season 3 requires working up to, but this sketch is stand alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-_a6cCKTGE

Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009


Toxxupation posted:

on board. instantly.

By the way, if you like River you should check out the ebook that stars her. It's effectively an episode of Doctor Who if she was the actual star of Doctor Who and the writing/plot is pretty reasonable. It's written in first person and I think it does a decent job of portraying her, it's also interesting to see her being written by someone who isn't Moffat.

You already know about the upcoming Big Finish River audios, right?

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
KROLL!

KROLL!

KROLL!

KROLL!

Another story with the whole constellation/anything else in space confusion from Bob Holmes

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
"I greet you from the deeps, where Kroll never sleeps" is not the best clifhanger

FreezingInferno
Jul 15, 2010

THERE.
WILL.
BE.
NO.
BATTLE.
HERE!
Power of Kroll saddens me because the Key To Time series was pretty good up to that point.

And then green people pray to a CSO squid while some guys on oil rigs are racist to them. And then The Armageddon Factor and oh god.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
It's a distressing story because it has lots of great lines but the rest of it is pretty mediocre

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
You’re blowing through stories awfully fast…aren’t you afraid of burning out?

I’ve learned that unless it’s a classic, it’s best to watch the old series one, maybe two episodes a day.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
I watch em while doing other stuff. I mean I've already watched 55, burnout probably would have started by now

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Toxxupation posted:

considering how essential danny is to the, ahem, "plot" i doubt it

ed: i mean, i guess it's possible but clara's not even a teacher in series 7
She is in Day of the Doctor.

Honestly I've heard rumours (although I've no idea if they're true) that Smith was willing to stay on another series, but that he got fed up of the production breakdown so he decided to go try his luck in Hollywood (and then chose a part in Terminator Genisys, for some reason.)

I mean, as good a writer as Moffat is, he doesn't have the same mastery of TV production as RTD did.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Yvonmukluk posted:

Honestly I've heard rumours (although I've no idea if they're true) that Smith was willing to stay on another series, but that he got fed up of the production breakdown so he decided to go try his luck in Hollywood (and then chose a part in Terminator Genisys, for some reason.)

I watched that on the plane last night travelling from the US back to the UK. Smith's American accent isn't particularly great. His first line sounds exactly like he did as the Doctor, and then he switched to a bad American accent.

2house2fly
Nov 14, 2012

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to!
I guess it says something that Smith chose a ten-line role in the Terminator franchise rather than stay on Doctor Who.

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Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010

MrL_JaKiri posted:

Spearhead from Space
The Silurians
The Ambassadors of Death
Inferno

Look, the other three are brilliant, but why do you like Ambassadors so much? It is literally an hour too long, nothing happens in it for huge stretches and what does happen is kind of repetitive. I mean I like the story I guess but the others in that series are nigh-on flawless while all Ambassadors has is the twang.

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