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quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


arkham knight is officially the second best batman

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Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Notorious QIG posted:

arkham knight is officially the second best batman



let's pile on shitloads of postprocessing until we achieve photorealism

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


unfortunately the fear toxin segments arent nearly as trippy as they were in arkham asylum. oh look now im fighting like a bajillion jokers. oh also batman shot a dude wait no he didnt

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


at the date posted:

let's pile on shitloads of postprocessing until we achieve photorealism

the game definitely can go overboard with ~visual fx~ but it keeps a solid framerate and there's always a spectacle to watch. it's a good game.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
ugh i forgot that i hate stealth games

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

You can go in guns blazing too. If you like E ranks.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

ugh i forgot that i hate stealth games

me, every time i think i will enjoy mgs

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


why do people even make stealth games when the best stealth game, invisible inc, has already been made

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRGRJRUWafY

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLKT75RHEAI

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
it's kinda cool how they laid out the level info in SMB's ROM, since the program had to fit on 2x16KB. each item in the game world is exactly one byte, with different bits corresponding to different attributes and locations, all laid out in the game's assembly code

iirc, the background stuff was procedural, and not laid out ahead of time like items and enemies were

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Panty Saluter posted:

me, every time i think i will enjoy mgs

i enjoy kojima's flare but uggh

*walk really slowly*
*stand anxiously for a long time*
*walk really slowly*
*get shot*

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

MGSV is a great animal/soldier/car kidnapping game though.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
mgsv's stealth reminds me a little of alien isolation, in that you're moving quickly between cover and using various gadgets to gently caress dudes up instead of just waiting around

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

ugh i forgot that i hate stealth games

if you don't play every game like a stealth game and also use the absolute minimum number of expendables on the hardest difficulty then you are my enemy

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

haveblue posted:

only play silent hill 2

3 and shattered memories are good too

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1aZwC3WAAM

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
Laurence Olivier couldn't read those lovely lines

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
Also, D-Dog please stop jumping in front of my stun arm, running back to sniff the C4 I plant, running into the rocket barrages from support choppers, and generally getting blown up all the time.

oh yeah may want to start paying attention to drop points

Oh, I'll do this Destroy The Tank Unit side op.
*picks whatever drop point comes up first, turns out its literally right on top of the tank unit*
*Gets dropped off, tank unit immediately lights up the chopper*
Peaquad: Waararrgghhhh~ *explodes*

I still fultoned the tank out and killed/fultoned the rest of the unit but that kinda wiped out my profits

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Fabricated posted:

Laurence Olivier couldn't read those lovely lines

drunk orsen welles could

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

i can't think of a game with a more generic and less interesting story than destiny (outside of mobas maybe)

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

drunk orsen welles could

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6P1ifGjvEE

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Improbable Lobster posted:

i can't think of a game with a more generic and less interesting story than destiny (outside of mobas maybe)
haze for ps3. aggressively generic

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

why would they make this

it's just like the actual one but not funny

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

why would they make this

it's just like the actual one but not funny
I guess its for people who couldn't stomach the human tragedy part of the real ones

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Kenny Logins posted:

haze for ps3. aggressively generic

tbf it at least attempted to have an interesting plot with the fact that the paramilitary dudes are ~actually evil~ and you switch sides halfway through. it was handled poorly but the attempt was commendable

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

Improbable Lobster posted:

i can't think of a game with a more generic and less interesting story than destiny (outside of mobas maybe)

frontlines: fuel of war

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i enjoy kojima's flare but uggh

*walk really slowly*
*stand anxiously for a long time*
*walk really slowly*
*get shot*

if you play phantom pain that way it sounds like a personal probelm.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I'm up to just before the bee mission.

So far it's plant c4 on something, run around to the other side of the base, set off explosives, sneak in while everyone is investigating the explosion.

Then take so long faffing about inside that everyone is back in their positions and I have to punch my way out.

Also throwing empty magazines around yelling 'GO loving INVESTIGATE IT FFFFFF'

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

SynthOrange posted:

You can go in guns blazing too. If you like E ranks.

you can go in loud and still drop dudes quickly and cleanly (after scanning them to make sure they're all talentless hacks)

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Squeezy Farm posted:

if you play phantom pain that way it sounds like a personal probelm.

someone plz record a video of how i'm supposed to play i think i'm doing it wrong

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I fulton those guys too because I want a no kill run but I dont want them waking up again. :sigh:

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Panty Saluter posted:

yes


also play it when it's quiet and dark :unsmigghh:

I was playing silent hill 2 in the dark really really high and I was so into it, and a jacket fell off the hook in another room and I gasped really loud and almost dropped the controller


it was awesome

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

someone plz record a video of how i'm supposed to play i think i'm doing it wrong

study all the guard routes and sneak without any knockouts or kills..... put on battle armor and land the chopper on the base, blasting thru with a machine gun..... get a sniper rifle and quiet and take out hte base from out of sight.... drive a tank in and blow up everything..... equip the sneaking suit and speed around holding up guards, using d-dog to spot so you dont wander into anyone..... its up to you.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/jp/vlog/index.php5

Click on each one.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

f u c k i n g :lol: at that first video

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

playing a lot of Hearthstone this month

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
holy loving poo poo MGSV just keeps on going my god there's a lot in this game



also

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

How do you change characters?! Also what was the point of the plastic surgery, I still look the same.

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
arkham knight runs way better after the patch

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