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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

So all Apple did was make a bigger screen.

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Wow, that's a lot of pixels.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
That's a lot of pixels to push.

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Typing directly on a desk with this thing seems uncomfortable.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I can't afford this. I can already tell.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


next up Windows emulation what the hell else ya do with a huge display

just_a_guy
Feb 18, 2010

Look into my eyes!
They need to introduce a keyboard cover to really hit the enterprise market

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Snuffman posted:

Typing directly on a desk with this thing seems uncomfortable.

But wait, we put a keyboard in a flipcase.

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

I said come in! posted:

I have no idea what Apple just improved in the ipad.

Why make a bigger display? It's a magical piece of glass that lets you touch the software.

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib
I think he just said eyeOS

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
So much for the 12" MacBook.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


If this thing dkesnt have 4GB I'm going to laugh .

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Logikv9 posted:

But wait, we put a keyboard in a flipcase.

Well duh! :)

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

I don't have an iPad, I don't need an iPad, but goddamn, that is one nice looking iPad :stare:

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?
Watching a movie on an ipad is finally (almost) as amazing as watching a movie on a 13 inch monitor.

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

If this thing dkesnt have 4GB I'm going to laugh .

It wont.

Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich
Sooner or later Apple will just reintroduce an iPad with a stand and a keyboard and call it the Mac

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

BGrifter posted:

So much for the 12" MacBook.


This doesn't run OS X

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

If this thing dkesnt have 4GB I'm going to laugh .


Yup. 2gb and 16gb base model.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

RVProfootballer posted:

Why make a bigger display? It's a magical piece of glass that lets you touch the software.

I mean that teaser video they played, it gave no indication of what Apple was suppose to be showing. It just looked liked any other ipad, so it was like, okaaaaay? Cause Tim Cook just seconds before played it up like the update was amazing and they actually completely changed up the ipad. This is just a bigger screen, nothing else.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I just realized if they give it a keyboard case or something it's just going to cannabalize the Macbook. :ohdear:

MickRaider
Aug 27, 2004

Now I smell like lemonade!
No stylus and can't run OSX apps. WTF apple this is dumb

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Desktop-class performance!! In a glass!!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Angry Birds is going to be amazing on this.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I said come in! posted:

I mean that teaser video they played, it gave no indication of what Apple was suppose to be showing. It just looked liked any other ipad, so it was like, okaaaaay? Cause Tim Cook just seconds before played it up like the update was amazing and they actually completely changed up the ipad. This is just a bigger screen, nothing else.

Are you not getting him talking about all the other junk right now?

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
Mmmmm....buttery.

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib
"our chip team has been totally amazing with them new chips"

Dennis couldn't eat the chips so he lost that 30 lbs

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib

that was fast

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Aphrodite posted:

Are you not getting him talking about all the other junk right now?

None of this is impressive. Its just another yearly hardware update that the ipad gets every year.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Does portable PCs mean laptops or tablets?

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

I'm worried what these spec bumps are going to do to app performance creep on my lil iPad mini. :(

Shin-chan
Aug 1, 2008

To be a man you must have honor...
...honor and a penis!
One more thing...

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Apple, you can put all the juice you want into your device, it's still going to be dominated by 2D Game-of-War clones.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
"We quadrupled the audio capabilities."

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

I had a tablet with a stylus for a while and almost used it once. It was a pretty exciting moment.

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Aphrodite posted:

Are you not getting him talking about all the other junk right now?

Yeah great, it has better performance than the last iPad, just like every other iPad

Senf
Nov 12, 2006


hahaha

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I said come in! posted:

None of this is impressive. Its just another yearly hardware update that the ipad gets every year.

You do know the 'big' thing was a pun, right?

They act like every annual iPad is the best thing ever.

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

I said come in! posted:

None of this is impressive. Its just another yearly hardware update that the ipad gets every year.

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
This just in: Apple decrees days are now ten hours long.

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