Apple Event - September 9th - Pre-, Live- and Post-Discussion Thread

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Touch a single goddamn pixel.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:34

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Snuffman: May 21, 2004

The Lightning charger in the cap is kinda neat. Otherwise doesn't seem all that special.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:34

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

I said come in! posted:

How will this ipad pro and pencil compete with wacom tablets?

They say Apple on the box.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:35

ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

RVProfootballer posted:

It literally is worse than the latest Surface Pro 3 that came out a year and a half ago, how is this possible

I'm "literally" making joke on a "literal" comedy forum

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:35

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

ima gonna need to requisition a dozen apple pencils, an apple stapler, and an apple hole puncher

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aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

Consummate Professional posted:

Why do you need to charge the stylus???

Because of all the "sensors"

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GutBomb: Jun 15, 2005; Dude?

Wouldn't a charging cable be better so you can use it while it's charging?

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incoherent: Apr 24, 2004; 01010100011010000111001
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Consummate Professional posted:

Why do you need to charge the stylus???

Surface pro stylus uses a regular AAA battery. Then again it's a full on bluetooth device.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:35

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Oh. I didn't expect the Microsoft guy.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:35

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

MickRaider posted:

that's actually not too bad

charge it from the ipad too, neat

Until you break it off because that is an incredibly awkward way to charge it. It should have charged off the new mag connector from the keyboard.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:35

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Paul Allen posted:

Pro Create

Really?

Senf posted:

Pro Create.

Pro.

Create.

Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha, nice job Apple :golfclap:

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Sue: Apr 1, 2008

Microsoft. :allears:

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:36

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

incoherent posted:

Surface pro stylus uses a regular AAA battery. Then again it's a full on bluetooth device.

Well I learned something today.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:36

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Microsoft at a Apple press conference. :eyepop:

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MickRaider: Aug 27, 2004; Now I smell like lemonade!

Aphrodite posted:

Not needed very often though, it has a month long battery life. 13 days.

The apple second is 1/3 the usual second

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:36

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon

Hey, we are going to have a guy who is our direct competitor for the Pro demonstrate it.

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dutchbstrd: Apr 28, 2004; Think for Yourself, Question Authority.

lmao microsoft

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Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Introducing a high up guy from Microsoft, the company we stole all our ideas from!

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Confirmed by Apple: Microsoft productive.

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incoherent: Apr 24, 2004; 01010100011010000111001
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I'M JUST GOING TO IGNORE YOU RIPPED US OFF AND INTRODUCE OFFICE 365.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:36

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

the end times are coming; mikkrosoft headlines an apple demo

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:36

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Apple is shooting themselves in the foot with this, Microsoft hasn't made anything useful in years.

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

apple I know how a loving stylus works

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FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

I said come in! posted:

Microsoft at a Apple press conference.

This is the most hosed up thing since Sonic and Mario competed together at the Olympics.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:36

Gibberish: Sep 17, 2002; by R. Guyovich

Just show us the loving phone you dickholes

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:36

Bottom Liner: Feb 15, 2006; a specific vein of lasagna

Steve is loving climbing out of his grave now. He will rip the spine out of everyone involved in this event for allowing Microsoft on that stage.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:37

Cawd Rud: Mar 12, 2009; Salad Prong

Pencil looks... really long.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:37

Mustache Ride: Sep 11, 2001

BUY THE SURFACE BITCHES

-microsoft guys

Mustache Ride fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Sep 9, 2015

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:37

aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

I said come in! posted:

Microsoft at a Apple press conference.

This guy probably :laffo:

ed so much when they asked him "show us how office works on our shittier surface pro"

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:37

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Introducing a high up guy from Microsoft, the company we now cross patent everything with now!

fixed

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:37

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Cawd Rud posted:

Pencil looks... really long.

Not that long. :smug:

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:37

incoherent: Apr 24, 2004; 01010100011010000111001
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I said come in! posted:

Microsoft at a Apple press conference not giving 500 million dollars to save apple.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:37

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Cawd Rud posted:

Pencil looks... really long.

Optimal Apple Length for efficient Pro Creation.

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Sue: Apr 1, 2008

I bet neither Apple nor MS could have imagined today 3 years ago.
I like it!

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:37

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

Cawd Rud posted:

Pencil looks... really long.

This dude holds a pencil like a bitch.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:37

Shadowhand00: Jan 23, 2006; Golden Bear is ever watching; day by day he prowls, and when he hears the tread of lowly Stanfurd red,from his Lair he fiercely growls.; Toilet Rascal

I guess Apple productivity products are dead.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:37

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Cawd Rud posted:

Pencil looks... really long.

And he's very careful not to touch the screen with his hand....

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:38

MickRaider: Aug 27, 2004; Now I smell like lemonade!

thanks microsoft, needed a pee break

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:38

Senf: Nov 12, 2006

Microsoft is probably on the stage right as a subtle way of showing "hey guys, yeah, they're cool with the design of this new monster tablet don't worry" or something

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ChadSexington: Aug 12, 2004; I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

Microsoft demoing at an Apple event for a product that is clearly intended to go straight at the Surface. We're through the looking glass, people.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:38

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