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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Inspect Your Gadgets > Apple Event - September 9th - Pre-, Live- and Post-Discussion Thread
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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 with special attachments, the apple pencil becomes a marital aid

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Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich
LOL

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Now you can create mind-numbing powerpoints on your new iPad device!

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OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001

Gibberish posted:

Just show us the loving phone AppleTV you dickholes
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Skeezy
Jul 3, 2007

 Microsoft showing up is some NWO poo poo tbh

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GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

ChadSexington posted:

Microsoft demoing at an Apple event for a product that is clearly intended to go straight at the Surface. We're through the looking glass, people.

Unless this runs a real OS it's not really going to compete with the surface.

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incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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ChadSexington posted:

Microsoft demoing at an Apple event for a product that is clearly intended to go straight at the Surface. We're through the looking glass, people.

It's a new era @ microsoft. They'll take your money from any platform.

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metavisual
Sep 6, 2007

Naerasa posted:

This dude holds Pencil like a bitch.

FTFY. Proper names! Not just some scrub regular #2 pencil, you plebe.

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Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

OldSenileGuy posted:

Just show us the loving phone AppleTV you dickholes
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Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

incoherent posted:

It's a new era @ microsoft. They'll take your money from any platform.

Well they aren't getting any money from the surface lol

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MickRaider
Aug 27, 2004

Now I smell like lemonade!
adob-eh?

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Sue
Apr 1, 2008

 "Good friends" at Adobe?

:allears:

This keynote is slaughtering sacred cows left and right.

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 Snowden?????

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Binary Badger posted:

with special attachments, the apple pencil becomes a marital aid

:lol:

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

 :hellyeah: just what I want, Adobes buggy crash prone software on my ipad.

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Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
Where does the stylus go for storage? I need to know where I can shove this thing.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Quest For Glory II posted:

Snowden?????

Eric, Edward, same thing.

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Adobe is bringing everything to iPad Pro (except for Flash)!

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FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Binary Badger posted:

with special attachments, the apple pencil becomes a marital aid

You can make the very baby that your watch can monitor.

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

 Doesn't Apple hate Adobe?

Doesn't Apple hate Microsoft?

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

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LegendaryFrog
Oct 8, 2006

The Mastered Mind

 Microsoft on stage, and now E. Snowden... :tinfoil:

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 looks terrible thanks Adobe

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Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich
Eric Snowden escaped prison to work for Adobe

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incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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XyrlocShammypants posted:

Well they aren't getting any money from the surface lol

Well about that.....

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
The iPad Pro offers a groundbreaking number of fonts thanks to Adobe.

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Senf
Nov 12, 2006

Thwomp posted:

Where does the stylus go for storage? I need to know where I can shove this thing.

that little pen pocket in your bag

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

I said come in! posted:

:hellyeah: just what I want, Adobes buggy crash prone software on my ipad.

Flash is back, baby!

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MickRaider
Aug 27, 2004

Now I smell like lemonade!
"Gestures"

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Thwomp posted:

Where does the stylus go for storage? I need to know where I can shove this thing.

you have a natural pocket for Pencil!

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 the iPad pro better have 4 GB of RAM if it's going to be running RAM hungry Adopey apps

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enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

 Use the pencil Adobe bruh, it's right there...

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ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING

Thwomp posted:

Where does the stylus go for storage? I need to know where I can shove this thing.

You plug it in the lightning connector and let it flail around like a dick

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Snuffman
May 21, 2004

 Eric Snowden? :tinfoil:

Bet this guy gets stopped all the time at the airport.

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I can't believe Adobe is on an apple stage

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MickRaider
Aug 27, 2004

Now I smell like lemonade!

Naerasa posted:

You can make the very baby that your watch can monitor.

how do you think they monitor the heartbeat

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Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich
Stop putting the microphones in your ears

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 hahaha Surface is trending on twitter

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Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006

GutBomb posted:

Unless this runs a real OS it's not really going to compete with the surface.

While I share your opinion, in 10 years iOS/Android will be "real OSes" and desktop OSes will be relics.

Not because of any advancements in iOS/Android, but because usage is shifting entirely to mobile.

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Goddamnit Adobe do you really need 20 versions of photoshop?

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade

Consummate Professional posted:

I can't believe Adobe is on an apple stage

look who's never streamed an apple event before

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