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Huge_Midget
Jun 6, 2002

I don't like the look of it...
Apple TV: The Whitest Device You Know

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LegendaryFrog
Oct 8, 2006

The Mastered Mind

"Apple customers love guilt", yeah, sounds about right.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


mark is whipped poor guy

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib
someone make her shut up please please pleaseeeeeee

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Oh boy I can buy clothes on my tv

Corin Tucker's Stalker
May 27, 2001


One bullet. One gun. Six Chambers. These are my friends.
This is probably unrealistic, but I'd buy an AppleTV in an instant if it could natively play MKVs off a hard drive or USB stick.

ManWhatADork
Oct 2, 2001

MickRaider posted:

Seriously, where is plex, gently caress this other poo poo

This...

It's the only thing that will get me to buy one of these.

squirrelzipper
Nov 2, 2011

seamless swiping. sold.

silentq15
Nov 28, 2008

Dexo posted:

who the gently caress wants to shop on the TV

The female demographic?

Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich
aughten grace? adden? auden?

is that what her name really is

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Snuffman posted:

Doesn't help if the "apps" aren't on the Canadian App Store. :(

Our big 3 content providers have pretty much divided all the good content from the U.S. (and the UK) between them, so stuff like GoT is all tied up rights wise to a single provider.

I've got my current Apple TV tied to a U.S. App Store account and using HBO Now/American Netflix/etc right now. You're right, Rogers/Bell/Shaw/Telus suck.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
I'm in Canada. I can barely shop online from this stupid country, can you imagine trying to do it through your loving TV?

Good luck.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Who wants to shop on the tv... As if shopping on the tv weren't a billion dollar industry

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

The only thing keeping this from being an E3-level trainwreck is a dance team coming out dancing to some bruno mars song

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Can't wait to buy $350 sports coats on my tv.

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Do people actually shop for clothes in front of their TVs?

MickRaider
Aug 27, 2004

Now I smell like lemonade!
thanks gilt i needed another piss

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Leather trim? I'm sold

beefnoodle
Aug 7, 2004

IGNORE ME! I'M JUST AN OLD WET RAG
Where's the Home Shopping Network app?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Apple customers never feel guilt, what the hell are you talking about?

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon



LoL, I didn't know they were Namco. They are actually the true developers of Pac-Man so my joke is dumb.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

Gibberish posted:

also here is a way better stream for VLC that's current and not lagging like most streams:

http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1509pijnedfvopihbefvpijlkjb/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8

I can see the stream too now, but instead of thanking you I now want to hurt you.

MickRaider
Aug 27, 2004

Now I smell like lemonade!

Sue posted:

Do people actually shop for clothes in front of their TVs?


women shop like... all the time

Shin-chan
Aug 1, 2008

To be a man you must have honor...
...honor and a penis!

Three Olives posted:

Can't wait to buy $350 sports coats on my tv.

Does Apple get 30%?

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
Nothing here really seems like it's groundbreaking in terms of hardware, so what are the chances of a good old fashioned "and it's available today!"?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Gibberish posted:

aughten grace? adden? auden?

is that what her name really is

Wish I could ask my Apple TV what she said

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
fucck thats a lot of people

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

jabro posted:

LoL, I didn't know they were Namco. They are actually the true developers of Pac-Man so my joke is dumb.
nah Namco just published it. the Crossy Road devs made Pac-Man 256 though

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

OldSenileGuy posted:

Nothing here really seems like it's groundbreaking in terms of hardware, so what are the chances of a good old fashioned "and it's available today!"?

I'm hoping so because I'll stop by the Apple store on my way home from work.

Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich
this guy needs the gilt app due to mom jean syndrome

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



All this extra poo poo reminds me of

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

and now Squiggy from laverne and shirley to show the same MLB app you've used the last 5 years

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

"We can't wait for you to experience guilt"

Oh my god, this is too perfect

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

MickRaider posted:

women shop like... all the time

women be shoppin'

Millions
Sep 13, 2007

Do you believe in heroes?
"Experience guilt from your living room on your new Apple TV."

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

I experience guilt from my living room already. :v:

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


i want an app that automatically creates GIFs of the worst MLPBA plays of the day

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Puberty is rough.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo that MLB stuff looks amazing.

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Just like the new Apple TV has the identical Netflix app every streaming device has featured for years... now it has the same old MLB.TV app too. How awesome. Let's keep talking about it as an innovation.

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