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Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
That was the dumbest video Apple has ever made

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Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
If he tells me this phone is revolutionary then I'm sold

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib
Not gonna hide the camera because it needs depth.

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Will the 6 S Plus actually have a non-scaling screen this time?
Because that whole 3x Retina back-scaling to 1080p screens looked like total crap.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Everything was so different before it changed - Yogi Berra

just_a_guy
Feb 18, 2010

Look into my eyes!
I definitely will be the new atv out of all the things in this keynote but......

No optical audio out? WTF

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

Lblitzer posted:

Why does Phil keep changing his shirt?

[sweating intensifies]

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

Lblitzer posted:

Why does Phil keep changing his shirt?

Because the only thing that changed was everything.

LPG Giant
Feb 20, 2011
Don't do a porn video if it looks the same

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Gibberish posted:

do people actually watch tv and not pirate select tv shows?

i mean seriously

Most people still watch TV live or buy/stream it on iTunes/Amazon/HBO Go/etc. The average TV viewer is nothing like us goons who pirate everything on eztv a couple hours later.

MickRaider
Aug 27, 2004

Now I smell like lemonade!
it might look the same, but it's new

not the same, trust us

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Wow revolutionary aluminum *falls into bed*

Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich
just make a loving pitch black one, stop with the garbage looking rose colors

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

just_a_guy posted:

I definitely will be the new atv out of all the things in this keynote but......

No optical audio out? WTF

HDMI supremacy

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
I want to know when apple is going to choose to make a phone that's worse than last year's model. That will be a revolutionary move.

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Most advanced iPhone ever. Sure you say that every year.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
buzzword buzzword STRONG GLASS

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

How easily does the new iphone bend?

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
3D touch: taking porn to where you always wanted it to go.

LegendaryFrog
Oct 8, 2006

The Mastered Mind

"the most advanced iPhone ever" whaaaaaaaaaaa?

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
"The only thing that's changed is everything."

reminds me of

"The only thing bigger than iPhone is iPhone"


:lol:

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib

Quest For Glory II posted:

Wow revolutionary aluminum *falls into bed*

Apple ALuminum

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

I like the phone background images at least.

Now, give us the Force Touch.

Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich
who else is stroking right now

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

Killer Queen posted:

I'm still sad that the iPhone 6C isn't a real thing. I want my 4" iPhone 6 badly! I'd get it in a split second! 4" smartphone is still superior... but it will never exist, except for awful low-end Android phones. :(
Xperia Z5 Compact is a high-end Android phone. Whether it's awful might be in the eye of the holder.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


what happened to force touch

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

just_a_guy posted:

No optical audio out? WTF
I too demand connectors from 1992

just_a_guy
Feb 18, 2010

Look into my eyes!

Lblitzer posted:

Why does Phil keep changing his shirt?

Sweat?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
3 Dongs Touch

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
jony only exists now as a disembodied voice and a hand in apple videos

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib

Binary Badger posted:

what happened to force touch

isnt 3d touch better? isnt it?

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Gibberish posted:

just make a loving pitch black one, stop with the garbage looking rose colors
I miss that the most; the all-black iPhone 5 was my favorite design.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Gibberish posted:

just make a loving pitch black one, stop with the garbage looking rose colors

Rose gold is targeted to women. it's gonna sell like crazy.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Forced multi touch

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

3D touch doesnt mean anything. stop it apple. it's a 2D screen. shut up

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Hmm, not force touch, 3d touch.

MickRaider
Aug 27, 2004

Now I smell like lemonade!

just_a_guy posted:

I definitely will be the new atv out of all the things in this keynote but......

No optical audio out? WTF

oh gently caress poo poo. I just setup my zone 2 to use my ATV optical out, fuckkkk

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
what was wrong with the force touch name

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
it's right-click

it is right click

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

right mouse click touch

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