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theflyingexecutive posted:Tying people to balloons is probably the most kid-friendly version of being killed for religious beliefs tho. I'll see your balloons and raise you cuddled to death by puppies.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'll see your balloons and raise you cuddled to death by puppies. Do the puppies suffocate you with their cuddles or crush you?
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Sep 11, 2015 17:14
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Hmmmm, a fair question. It is well know that puppies naturally discharge large amounts of nitrogen, so with enough of them piled on and around you your body would not get enough oxygen, you'd pass out, and die peacefully in your sleep. The puppies, of course, would all live to be the very best dogs, yes they are, yes they are, such good dogs, good good boys.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Hmmmm, a fair question. It is well know that puppies naturally discharge large amounts of nitrogen, so with enough of them piled on and around you your body would not get enough oxygen, you'd pass out, and die peacefully in your sleep. The puppies, of course, would all live to be the very best dogs, yes they are, yes they are, such good dogs, good good boys. Welp, that checks out. Death by puppy cuddles gets my vote.
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Sep 11, 2015 17:50
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But with balloons, you don't even see a corpse.
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Sep 11, 2015 17:52
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theflyingexecutive posted:But with balloons, you don't even see a corpse. You don't with puppies either. It's cuddle time followed up with lunch for them.
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Sep 11, 2015 18:04
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Ramos posted:You don't with puppies either. It's cuddle time followed up with lunch for them. You made it weird.
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Sep 11, 2015 18:59
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Do the puppies suffocate you with their cuddles or crush you? 
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Sep 11, 2015 19:03
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Ugh, someone gravelorded that kid's backyard. Poor fella...
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GORDON posted:On a somewhat serious tip, I used the "Schwifty" episode, after we'd watched it about 3 times, as a teaching moment for my 10yo son. We are not a religious household at all, and I explained to him how, sometimes, when people are scared, they will turn to a religion for comfort.... and sometimes, the one in charge will decide that others are inconvenient and start killing people, aka tying them up to balloons to float away. I told him to always be wary if someone says they are receiving instructions from god. I just told my kid if he disobeys his parents God will send him to hell, it worked for my dad and it will work for me.
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Turtle Sandbox posted:I just told my kid if he disobeys his parents God will send him to hell, it worked for my dad and it will work for me. When I said we aren't a religious household, I meant it. I have some seriously religious siblings, and on Christmas a few years ago... my kid was 7, or so, my sister wanted to sing Happy Birthday to Jesus. Yeah. So we just sat politely while they sang their little song, and when the song was done my son asked out loud, "Who's Jesus?" I busted out laughing because he had perfect comedic timing. I love my son. And hey, you got to watch out for the religious types when they start looking for non-believers to tie to the balloons. It's not like I'm NOT going to teach my son about that.
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theflyingexecutive posted:Can you continue to post here even if the thread gets really lovely or antagonistic or you get really popular? Everything you post is cool and there's a long track record of goons forgetting the rest of us when they get busy. yes. I am here for all goons. sarcasm aside, I love you all. I like seeing your little hearts beat with anticipation at the thought of more animation. also I'm not that popular, but we'll see. This is just my career. I'm actually starting at Disney On Monday on a new show over there. also sci fi. Typical fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Sep 11, 2015 |
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Sep 11, 2015 22:14
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Typical posted:yes. I am here for all goons. sarcasm aside, I love you all. I like seeing your little hearts beat with anticipation at the thought of more animation. Well I don't love you, I'm only using you for your content.
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Sep 11, 2015 22:17
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GORDON posted:When I said we aren't a religious household, I meant it. I have some seriously religious siblings, and on Christmas a few years ago... my kid was 7, or so, my sister wanted to sing Happy Birthday to Jesus. Yeah. So we just sat politely while they sang their little song, and when the song was done my son asked out loud, "Who's Jesus?" I busted out laughing because he had perfect comedic timing. Its going to be glorious when your son rebels and joins the Catholic League in college.
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Sep 11, 2015 22:22
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Typical posted:yes. I am here for all goons. sarcasm aside, I love you all. I like seeing your little hearts beat with anticipation at the thought of more animation. Can you see if Dan Harmon reads somethingawful? He's on reddit all the time and I think he's over looking how much of a goldmine it is here for ranting.
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Sep 11, 2015 22:24
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Typical posted:yes. I am here for all goons. sarcasm aside, I love you all. I like seeing your little hearts beat with anticipation at the thought of more animation. Does that mean you are no longer involved with Rick and Morty, or is this new opportunity in addition to that?
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Sep 11, 2015 22:24
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Irish Joe posted:Its going to be glorious when your son rebels and joins the Catholic League in college. Meh... whatever makes him happy. I'm not a dick Dad. He will have to eschew a lot of the critical thinking skills I have taught him, though, to get from here to there. But whatev. Just like now when someone wants to pray before a meal or something, I will just politely keep silent until they are done.
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Sep 11, 2015 22:26
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Typical posted:also I'm not that popular, but we'll see. This is just my career. Have you tried drawing pictures of naked children loving? That seemed to work for Rebecca Sugar.
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Sep 11, 2015 22:26
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Irish Joe posted:Have you tried drawing pictures of naked children loving? That seemed to work for Rebecca Sugar. Is this real? 
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Irish Joe posted:Have you tried drawing pictures of naked children loving? That seemed to work for Rebecca Sugar. A lot of what Roiland made in the past for Channel 101 is a lot worse. Considering he also posts frequently on 4chan, I shudder to think what has come from his pen when he was a teenager.
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Sep 11, 2015 22:33
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Segmentation Fault posted:Is this real? She at some point made some Ed, Edd, and Eddie rule 34 stuff. That's not why she's popular though, but whatever.
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Sep 11, 2015 22:36
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Typical posted:yes. I am here for all goons. sarcasm aside, I love you all. I like seeing your little hearts beat with anticipation at the thought of more animation. Is it the one that's by the guy who did Invader Zim?
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Over halfway through Season 2 and we are overdue a guest appearance from DMX ( The cough syrup).
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KoRMaK posted:Can you see if Dan Harmon reads somethingawful? He's on reddit all the time and I think he's over looking how much of a goldmine it is here for ranting. I don't think he does, But Justin is freinds with a Dota guy who has an account. Klungar posted:Does that mean you are no longer involved with Rick and Morty, or is this new opportunity in addition to that? Rick and morty is just in the off season. i have to find like a years worth of employment in between seasons. (production over there only lasts 8 months) Irish Joe posted:Have you tried drawing pictures of naked children loving? That seemed to work for Rebecca Sugar. I un ironically think that is funnier than all of Steven Universe. That is not to say that SU is a bad show. i just wish it was actually funny. there's just like no reason to watch it unless you just have a huge art boner for it and love all her nostalgia. (i watch it for the art, and because literally every artist in LA does too)
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Sep 11, 2015 23:07
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SUMMER AND TINKLES. FRIENDS TO THE END. GROUP TEXT THE WHOLE CREW AND MOTHERFUKIN SEND.
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Typical posted:yes. I am here for all goons. sarcasm aside, I love you all. I like seeing your little hearts beat with anticipation at the thought of more animation. Yo is this Jhonen's show?
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Typical posted:I un ironically think that is funnier than all of Steven Universe. That is not to say that SU is a bad show. i just wish it was actually funny. there's just like no reason to watch it unless you just have a huge art boner for it and love all her nostalgia. (i watch it for the art, and because literally every artist in LA does too) I like Steven Universe because it's a good show, much like other notable cartoon Rick and Morty. Also my dad was super strict conservative and a generally hateful person and I turned out pretty much the polar opposite of that.
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Philip Rivers posted:Also my dad was super strict conservative and a generally hateful person and I turned out pretty much the polar opposite of that. Indeed. I can tell you're a loving and compassionate person from the way you talk about your father.
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Who's ready to be salty about cartoons, as some nerds duke it out on a forum about geode ladies and rear end in a top hat grampas . ONE NIGHT ONLY. Kid seats are still only five bucks, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE. FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY. BE THERE.
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Steven Universe freakin sucks stop talking about it in the Rick and Morty thread
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32MB OF ESRAM posted:SUMMER AND TINKLES. FRIENDS TO THE END. GROUP TEXT THE WHOLE CREW AND MOTHERFUKIN SEND. This is seriously the best part of the whole episode, it's just so out of left field and the guy is SO ANGRY. I lose my poo poo every time.
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Yarbald posted:This is seriously the best part of the whole episode, it's just so out of left field and the guy is SO ANGRY. I lose my poo poo every time. Her, raving alone with the flashlights making the "hooh hooh" sound.
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Yarbald posted:This is seriously the best part of the whole episode, it's just so out of left field and the guy is SO ANGRY. I lose my poo poo every time. He's just so loving pumped about friendship.
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Yarbald posted:This is seriously the best part of the whole episode, it's just so out of left field and the guy is SO ANGRY. I lose my poo poo every time. The rapper is basically Not Lil Wayne so it makes sense that he's loving pissed.
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henkman posted:Steven Universe freakin sucks stop talking about it in the Rick and Morty thread Why does that show come up so much in this thread? also, Philip Rivers posted:I like Steven Universe because it's a good show, much like other notable cartoon Rick and Morty. no, dad, gently caress YOU
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Sep 12, 2015 03:51
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Holiday Lobster posted:Her, raving alone with the flashlights making the "hooh hooh" sound. It's a bit more involved, but my favorite part of that episode was Sleepy Gary being a better husband, father and lover than Jerry even though his only defining characteristic was well, his sleepyness
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SymmetryrtemmyS posted:Why does that show come up so much in this thread? My guess is because gravity falls had a crossover, they're hoping to hell that R&M will cross-over into Steven Universe.
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Sep 12, 2015 04:13
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You know, I think I want that space head poster. That's a great stupid merchandise idea. Are those the heads that appeared in the episode, or were those just a bunch of random concepts? I don't have the episode at hand to check.SymmetryrtemmyS posted:Why does that show come up so much in this thread? I think it's a very simple matter of them being probably the two most popular cartoons here at the moment and having both a lot of overlapping fans, and also lot of fans that love R&M but are actively not into SU, so that when it does get brought up, instead of it just being a passing reference that nobody makes much of, it turns into a big deal every time. Plenty of other stuff gets brought up - just within the last page or so we had DOTA, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, some Disney show - the only difference is that those things don't seem to make people feel the need to share their opinion that those things SUCK rear end/KICK rear end, but for some reason when Steven Universe gets brought up, it's really important that everyone know where they stand.
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