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Chomp8645 posted:Should have just tinted some actual alcohol green or whatever and ran with it. it looked like bottles of soy sauce.
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You can't act being drunk while drunk. Well known fact.
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Is it true that while not all Star Trek fans are peadofiles, all peadofiles are Star Trek fans? I heard it was an LAPD in joke or something.
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jiggerypokery posted:Is it true that while not all Star Trek fans are peadofiles, all peadofiles are Star Trek fans? I heard it was an LAPD in joke or something. Not all Star Trek TVIV mods are pedophiles, but... wait
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jiggerypokery posted:Is it true that while not all Star Trek fans are peadofiles, all peadofiles are Star Trek fans? I heard it was an LAPD in joke or something. they guy said he was exaggerating for comic effect. he said it isn't all, it's like 75 or 80 percent. still funny.
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RVWinkle posted:I recall a Voyager episode where they beat that dead horse and made me despise everything related to Q. I think Janeway visited the continuum or something and everyone was extremely dull. It wasn't until Breaking Bad where they revived Q and made him interesting again. I hated that episode.  My Q-Face posted:If you want to watch the whole series, don't read the spoiler. His mother was one of the prophets/wormhole aliens, and because of the way they view time nonlinearly, she left the wormhole to meet his father on earth and give birth to him because that's what was going to happen, so that's what she did. So essentially, Sisko is a predestination paradox. I've watched twice but somehow didnt retain that poo poo about his mom. It's coming back to me now. MikeJF posted:Sisko is simply the Emissary because he's the first person (from their point of view) that ever encountered them and spoke to them in any meaningful way and told them how the rest of the universe works. They were initially going to cut themselves off from the linear universe but he convinced them to stay and interact with it. So they were all 'okay but this is your problem' and appointed him as their go-between. Literally an Emissary. I can't even imagine how good this show would be if it were made today. It's clearly the best Star Trek (although Patrick Stewart made TNG amazing), but with how TV is made today, DS9 made post 2006 could have been incredible.
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My Q-Face posted:If you want to watch the whole series, don't read the spoiler. His mother was one of the prophets/wormhole aliens, and because of the way they view time nonlinearly, she left the wormhole to meet his father on earth and give birth to him because that's what was going to happen, so that's what she did. So essentially, Sisko is a predestination paradox. That also brings up the question, how did she manage to sex it up with Sisko Senior? Shes an emotionless wet fish, not sure of how linear time works, yet still gets Sisko Senior's hoohoo in her hahhah.
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wasn't it at least implied that the prophet mom possessed a human woman, because grandpa Sisko said after Ben was born she suddenly left and wouldn't return any communication. Problematic.
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Ralp posted:wasn't it at least implied that the prophet mom possessed a human woman, because grandpa Sisko said after Ben was born she suddenly left and wouldn't return any communication. Problematic. yep. Rapey as gently caress.
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Ralp posted:wasn't it at least implied that the prophet mom possessed a human woman, because grandpa Sisko said after Ben was born she suddenly left and wouldn't return any communication. Problematic. Id watch a TV programme from her point of view. Totally haunted by her mind possession rape that she seeks answers by exploring the galaxy in a small shuttle with some sort of sidekick but never finds any answers. Throughout the series she learns what her "son" is doing and is torn whether to speak to him or not. Then she grows old and dies of course before he's old enough to track her down and explain it all.
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Pththya-lyi posted::iamafag: the Federated High Council of Trek Fandom has as yet declined to hear the question in formal session, claiming that more pressing issues continue to occupy their time. some of the more radical fanzines have posited that members of the Council may be attempting to cloak their own interests in ponies, but these allegations have gone largely unheeded in the face of discussions such as "just how big a trainwreck is the next trek movie going to be, really" and the unending "jadzia or ezri" quandary
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happyhippy posted:That also brings up the question, how did she manage to sex it up with Sisko Senior? Guys are pretty dumb. "Let's have sex." "Okay." "Here you go, have a baby! CYA!" "Whelp."
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Ralp posted:wasn't it at least implied that the prophet mom possessed a human woman, because grandpa Sisko said after Ben was born she suddenly left and wouldn't return any communication. Problematic. Yeah, so the human mother presumably provided the DNA for little Ben. It's not certain what if anything the Prophet provided other than involuntary matchmaking services.
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The wine commercial with Damar was the best thing I've seen in days.
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after a very long day of sellin cool vintage hawaiian dresses to australian girls inexplicably visiting staten fuckin island, i like to unwind by eatin hydrox cookies and watchin ds9 ferengi eps and doodlin in my lil doodlebook for you, thread. with love. from gatekeeper
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Wait Hydrox cookies are a real thing? I thought they were something Colbert made up for a gag on his show a few nights ago. What the gently caress kind of name for a food product is Hydrox? That's only slightly less appealing that lactic acid juice.
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counterfeitsaint posted:Wait Hydrox cookies are a real thing? I thought they were something Colbert made up for a gag on his show a few nights ago. What the gently caress kind of name for a food product is Hydrox? That's only slightly less appealing that lactic acid juice. Hydrox is actually the original and Oreos are a knock off.
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Where do I get these medical-sounding Oreo cookies if I live in Texas
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By all rights Damar should be a raging diabetic by now considering how much corn syrup he chugged during that role
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I like this becasue it is a drawing of Quark, who I also like. And every tourist guidebook out there pushes people to take the free ride on the Staten Island ferry as a free way to see the statue of liberty and NY's waterways. They also say to get right back on and go back to Manhattan when it docks on Staten Island, but Australians are known for lawless disregard for authority which hopefully adds some closure to your day as thanks for your nice drawing.
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counterfeitsaint posted:Wait Hydrox cookies are a real thing? I thought they were something Colbert made up for a gag on his show a few nights ago. What the gently caress kind of name for a food product is Hydrox? That's only slightly less appealing that lactic acid juice. From Wikipedia: "Hydrox derived its name from the atoms comprising water. In 1908, the creators of the cookie were looking for a name that would convey "purity and goodness." Since water is known for those qualities, they developed the name from the elements making up a water molecule. Market research later determined that the name was not well received and was more evocative of cleaning solutions than cookies".
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Orange Sunshine posted:From Wikipedia:  so they're literally  cookies?
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what kind of cookies do you think Gul Dukat liked to eat????
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cellular peptide cookies
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Tujague posted:what kind of cookies do you think Gul Dukat liked to eat???? Whatever kind Kira's mom made him.
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Dukat would arrange to have a young Glinn try to dunk his cookies before dramatically stepping in to rescue them. He ate his cookies Cardaissian style, which was microwaved for a few seconds as they'd pair better with a hot rock bask that way. As for the kind, likely something low-crumb, so as to not run down his collar bones and into his breastplate to itch for the rest of the day. So probably regular Oreo's. Where he can use the might of the dark crisp biscuits to oppress the weak filling like a vice as sympathizers and saboteurs spill out the edges from within his mighty grip. And they come neatly aligned in a tray, like an organized labour camp, not a loose jumble.
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TEAYCHES posted:cellular peptide cookies with mint frosting.
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Gatekeeper posted:after a very long day of sellin cool vintage hawaiian dresses to australian girls inexplicably visiting staten fuckin island, i like to unwind by eatin hydrox cookies and watchin ds9 ferengi eps and doodlin in my lil doodlebook Should be "gently caress females"
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Fister Roboto posted:Should be "gently caress females" Or "gently caress Ezri"
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counterfeitsaint posted:Oomox i did always kind of marvel at how much sex n sexual references are in star trek despite them hilariously toeing the daytime broadcasting line, and how oomox was ok despite, in context, being really kind of obscene Ambrose Burnside fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Sep 13, 2015 |
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Imagine if you came every time someone started rubbing your ears and you just did it in bars all the time. I feel every time the Federation met a ferengi in a bar where women were stroking his ears the Federation guy should have just whipped his cock out and started jerking off while maintaining eye contact to assert his alpha male status.
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Tujague posted:what kind of cookies do you think Gul Dukat liked to eat???? Bajoreos? "Yes! Yes! That's right, isn't it? I knew it! I've always known it! I should've eaten every last one of them! I should've turned their wrappers into a junkyard the likes of which the galaxy had never seen! I should have eaten them all!" JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Sep 13, 2015 |
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Kitchner posted:I feel every time the Federation met a ferengi in a bar where women were stroking his ears the Federation guy should have just whipped his cock out and started jerking off while maintaining eye contact to assert his alpha male status. Imagine how many patrons Klingon bar tendors have to stab every night just to maintain business.
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man there was even that really direct masturbation joke that one time, when rom was complaining about an earache from too much oomox or sth, and when someone asked him who the lucky lady was he shamefully muttered "no lady"
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idk if you've ever had a naked female rubbing your ears but it's preeeetty loving amazing
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JediTalentAgent posted:Bajoreos? Ok I legit laughed at Bajoreos Edit: Even funnier: Gul Dukat mispronouncing "Bajoreos" on purpose for 10 years Edit 2: Klingon blood cookies Trill Biscuits Tujague fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Sep 14, 2015 |
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happyhippy posted:Imagine how many patrons Klingon bar tendors have to stab every night just to maintain business. If it isn't the drat Ferengi and their ear stroking it's the pathetic humans with their pitiful smooth penis. It doesn't even have any barbs or hooks! - Klingon Barman
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