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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

steinrokkan posted:

They'll revieww wvery book ever mentioned by the F+

Looking forward to the episode about No Diggity: The Blackstreet Saga

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Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

The F Plus twitter said that one of their recently recorded episodes had Chris Collision on it.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

Alaois posted:

J. W. Friedman and Chris Collision are listed in the Guest Readers section of the website, is that because of the IDEOTV episode Lemon guested on or are they going to be guesting on an upcoming episode?

Chris Collision recorded an upcoming episode on demons/aliens/something according to the F Plus' twitter, and Jay tweeted that he's recording something for the F Plus tomorrow. Also, they're gonna be at F Plus Live 4.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
deeeurrhhhh i didn't finish the thread before replying :downs:

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
Oh gently caress you for reminding me Ladder Theory exists, creepy Asian fetish dude.

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.
So yeah, Quora episode.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Blurtit was one of my favorites, can't wait

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
Boy, the list of questions at the end may be the stupidest questions they've yet found.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

X-Ray Pecs posted:

Boy, the list of questions at the end may be the stupidest questions they've yet found.

i'm gettin hyyyyype

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Portaxx is really drat funny. "I don't know what sports are, I'm too busy baking shoes!"

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
Portaxx is funny in every episode and if you don't agree you can leave

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
I went in expecting BlurtIt and it's turning out to be more of an Experience Project. :o:

Mahlertov Cocktail
Mar 1, 2010

I ate your Mahler avatar! Hahahaha!

PUGGERNAUT posted:

Portaxx is funny in every episode and if you don't agree you can leave

I'm going through the archives for the first time and so far my favorite Portaxx episode is the pokegirls one.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


One of the greatest tragedies is that she wasn't in on the Pokemon porn one.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Puppy Time posted:

One of the greatest tragedies is that she wasn't in on the Pokemon porn one.
She was, what are you talking about?

"Yayyy! I'm Portaxx!"

"Yeah, it's pronounced serebby-blabbity-blah."

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

The Pokemon porn one was a missed opportunity because if you know what the Pokemon they're talking about actually are, the episode becomes way more hilarious and I wanted the readers to experience that.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Waffleman_ posted:

The Pokemon porn one was a missed opportunity because if you know what the Pokemon they're talking about actually are, the episode becomes way more hilarious and I wanted the readers to experience that.
I knew about half of them, and I didn't think that too much was lost. The posts tend to give enough context on their own for the specifics, and if you've ever seen a Pokémon, you already know the generalities.

quote:

it wouldnt be suicide, ampharos would GENTLY shove his head up my *** and use thunderbolt to make it feel great

salamence would GENTLY put his claws on me enough to tickle me

lapras would GENTLY spray cold water on me or put ice cubes on me enough to make my nipples hard and then GENTLY place his horn in my anus

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Waffleman_ posted:

The Pokemon porn one was a missed opportunity because if you know what the Pokemon they're talking about actually are, the episode becomes way more hilarious and I wanted the readers to experience that.

Same with the plushie fetish episode. I feel like there was a little bit of horror missing from the fact that none of the readers knew that Cream the Rabbit is a character from Sonic the Hedgehog. (A character who's, like, 9 years old to boot)

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Waffleman_ posted:

The Pokemon porn one was a missed opportunity because if you know what the Pokemon they're talking about actually are, the episode becomes way more hilarious and I wanted the readers to experience that.

there's a reason that episode has the tag "In Hindsight, This Episode Isn't Very Good"

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Alaois posted:

there's a reason that episode has the tag "In Hindsight, This Episode Isn't Very Good"
I would argue that it's a good episode, just one that's structured wonky like the really early stuff. First half is a single forum thread, second half is a single fanfiction that stops being "erotic" after five minutes but continues to be read for ten more. But I'm not complaining - the Pokémon minstrel show and Isfahan's sex ed notes are two of my favorite F+ things.

dijon du jour posted:

Same with the plushie fetish episode. I feel like there was a little bit of horror missing from the fact that none of the readers knew that Cream the Rabbit is a character from Sonic the Hedgehog. (A character who's, like, 9 years old to boot)
Boots knew who Tenderheart was, though.

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Sep 13, 2015

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

dijon du jour posted:

Same with the plushie fetish episode. I feel like there was a little bit of horror missing from the fact that none of the readers knew that Cream the Rabbit is a character from Sonic the Hedgehog. (A character who's, like, 9 years old to boot)

I just assumed the toy fucker arrived at that name for his totally different stuffed animal. But you're probably right and that's awful.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Sham bam bamina! posted:

I would argue that it's a good episode, just one that's structured wonky like the really early stuff. First half is a single forum thread, second half is a single fanfiction that stops being "erotic" after five minutes but continues to be read for ten more. But I'm not complaining - the Pokémon minstrel show and Isfahan's sex ed notes are two of my favorite F+ things.

Also, the introduction of my favorite voice: Lemon the terrible hype man.

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

I just assumed the toy fucker arrived at that name for his totally different stuffed animal. But you're probably right and that's awful.

Cream comes up a lot in that episode and I was under the impression that more than one plushie fucker was into that character.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Lumbermouth posted:

Also, the introduction of my favorite voice: Lemon the terrible hype man.

drat, dog! That's not how I wanted my tattoo!

BootsRaingear
Sep 10, 2013

I can't grow a beard.

dijon du jour posted:

Same with the plushie fetish episode. I feel like there was a little bit of horror missing from the fact that none of the readers knew that Cream the Rabbit is a character from Sonic the Hedgehog. (A character who's, like, 9 years old to boot)

Nobody should know what that is. Sonic the Hedgehog is a terrible loving character from a TERRIBLE series of games. gently caress Sonic the goddamn Hedgehog.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


BootsRaingear posted:

Nobody should know what that is. Sonic the Hedgehog is a terrible loving character from a TERRIBLE series of games. gently caress Sonic the goddamn Hedgehog.

Nobody should know about plushie loving either but here we are.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!

BootsRaingear posted:

Nobody should know what that is. Sonic the Hedgehog is a terrible loving character from a TERRIBLE series of games. gently caress Sonic the goddamn Hedgehog.

I'm okay with saying that nobody should know Cream the Rabbit, because she's only from bad Sonic games (do take a moment to register that they're even bad compared to other Sonic games), but Sonic is nowhere near the first series I'd hold that sentiment about.

Even just going back to lightly research the series was enough to make me say 'gently caress Kingdom Hearts' way more than I'd say the same about Sonic. Jesus christ, those games.

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

One of the Pokemon that kept coming up as SUPER HOT I WANNA gently caress IT SO BAD was Mawile, which I knew was the "has a giant snapping mouth growing out of the back of its head Pokemon" but I looked it up anyway and apparently it has a skirt around its legs:



IT LOOKS KINDA LIKE IT HAS A GIRL ACCESSORY I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF UNNNGH

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

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The point of Mawile's design is that it looks like a cute, innocent girl thing and then it eats you.

One Pokemon I heard come up in the plushie episode but surprisingly not the Pokemon episode was Lopunny, which is frankly just an unforgivable character design.

watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Everyone knows that Reshiram is the sexiest pokemon by far.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

watho posted:

Everyone knows that Reshiram is the sexiest pokemon by far.

Yeah, but Reshiram's spoken for. You gotta respect that, man.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


Gimnbo posted:

The point of Mawile's design is that it looks like a cute, innocent girl thing and then it eats you.

Nah, in Japan it looks like an adorable little samurai dude. Which then eats you.

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

There are probably multiple people out there who are turned on by a pokemon that is literally a garbage bag filled with garbage

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Abyssal Squid posted:



IT LOOKS KINDA LIKE IT HAS A GIRL ACCESSORY I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF UNNNGH

I don't get why people would be attracted to the terrible newer series Pokémon, they all look like blobs painted by retarded children.

First series Pokémon are loving hot, though.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

steinrokkan posted:

I don't get why people would be attracted to the terrible newer series Pokémon, they all look like blobs painted by retarded children.

First series Pokémon are loving hot, though.

Hey man, if you can't see what makes Clawizter sexy than I don't want nothing to do with you

Lamprey Cannon
Jul 23, 2011

by exmarx

steinrokkan posted:

I don't get why people would be attracted to the terrible newer series Pokémon, they all look like blobs painted by retarded children.

First series Pokémon are loving hot, though.

watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.


:captainpop:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

This gives me more joy than wrapping Roy Orbison in cling film.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

steinrokkan posted:

I don't get why people would be attracted to the terrible newer series Pokémon, they all look like blobs painted by retarded children.

First series Pokémon are loving hot, though.
I remember it was obvious even to me, an idiot kid, that each new set of Pokémon was about half as good as the previous. This was when the Game Boy Advance games were coming out, almost 15 years ago; I don't want to think about what they're like at this point.

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Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!

A Meat posted:

There are probably multiple people out there who are turned on by a pokemon that is literally a garbage bag filled with garbage

In retrospect, it's probably weirder that this didn't come up in the trash fetish episode.

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