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OctoberBlues posted:I think it is a glass of chocolate milk. I really hope this is not the case
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 09:08 |
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RareAcumen posted:I can't believe how long we've gone without a bingo. This probably looks a lot cooler than it actually tastes
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 09:14 |
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Judge Tesla posted:Goons really don't like Sweetcorn is what I'm gathering from a few of the recent pictures. Corn owns, loose or cobb'd. People just LOVE to feel better about themselves and will grab on anything to lord with. Society has declared that sexism, classicism and racism is bad but people try to still run down that line of thinking and start critiquing steak cooking techniques, chili and it's bean content and letters on beer bottles. It all becomes poo poo in (out) the end.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 09:17 |
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I really enjoy corn too, I just find it hilarious when someone tosses a ton of it on a plate and is all proud of it.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 09:24 |
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Judge Tesla posted:Goons really don't like Sweetcorn is what I'm gathering from a few of the recent pictures. We're making GBS threads on it because it's the Anti-Food Porn thread- people really don't seem to gel on the fact that this is a bunch of people MST3king a bunch of bad looking food- for some reason. No one really gives a gently caress if you just steam some corn kernels for your meal here but is sure doesn't look attractive on a plate.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 09:34 |
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KakerMix posted:Corn owns, loose or cobb'd. People just LOVE to feel better about themselves and will grab on anything to lord with. Society has declared that sexism, classicism and racism is bad but people try to still run down that line of thinking and start critiquing steak cooking techniques, chili and it's bean content and letters on beer bottles. It all becomes poo poo in (out) the end. Sounds like what someone who cooks the garbage in this thread would say mate.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 09:43 |
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You know what I hate? loving loose beans. Also, loose grapes. Also, loose loving peanuts. Just eat the whole drat thing, you dirty peasant. What is wrong with you?
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 12:07 |
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Nah, what really gets me is loose chicken - balut or nothing, sissies!
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 14:42 |
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I sure hope this is aspic
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 16:01 |
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Planet Piss posted:
Until we get confirmation I'm going with "frozen"
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 16:33 |
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Planet Piss posted:
Just because he is a bad cook doesn't mean you have to be racist.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 16:48 |
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Planet Piss posted:
At least it isn't loose.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 17:46 |
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Posted with caption: If my family taught me anything, it’s how to grill a steak. Medium rare, no steak sauce needed. #wifematerial
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 18:22 |
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Would so loving hard. (Despitre it looking very well done)
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 18:32 |
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I think the (blue?) cheese on it bugs me. Cheese on steak? ??¿????¿
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 18:36 |
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cash crab posted:I think the (blue?) cheese on it bugs me. Cheese on steak? ??¿????¿ Wow. Blue cheese and steak is a magically combo.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 18:37 |
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Medium well is the only way to eat steak. No redness, gross
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 18:39 |
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Blue cheese on burgers is awesome, blue cheese with steak is awesome.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 18:43 |
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cash crab posted:I think the (blue?) cheese on it bugs me. Cheese on steak? ??¿????¿ Bacon wrapped (around the edge of a whole) steak topped with tomatillo sauce and goat cheese, I will fight you so hard
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 18:49 |
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PCOS Bill posted:No redness, gross Hey, you're actually right on this one. If there's no redness, it's gross.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 18:53 |
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:Hey, you're actually right on this one. If there's no redness, it's gross. You are intentionally misreading me.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 18:55 |
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cash crab posted:Posted with caption: If my family taught me anything, it’s how to grill a steak. Medium rare, no steak sauce needed. #wifematerial I see this dish is locally sourced.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 19:03 |
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 19:16 |
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If only it had loose corn
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 19:18 |
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Chicken cutlet, white rice, and baby diarrhea. A classic.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 19:18 |
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Ultimate Mango posted:If only it had loose corn Actually... BINGO!!! What do I win?
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 19:25 |
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gentle pete posted:Actually... You win that plate of food you bingoed. Good luck
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 19:27 |
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gentle pete posted:Actually... I would quibble on the mostly one color
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 20:17 |
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No, it's 50 Shades of Brown.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 20:56 |
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Anti-Food Porn Field Trip: Dare To Dream (KFC's Double Down) How do I begin? Yesterday, I had planned on consuming one (1) Double Down for your viewing pleasure, but didn't get up until 4:30 PM and was too hungover to even contemplate food, let alone something rumoured to be so disgusting. This is probably the best idea I have ever had. 2:45 PM I arrive at what is arguably the saddest KFC in existence. It is, at best, dodgy. It has no chairs, but an expansive parking lot comprised mostly of handicapped parking (while I am eating, on customer elects to park across three of said parking spots). I am greeted by a young man named Ricky. Ricky has a small, silky pubestache and a body shape that reminds me of a lizard. I make my order, and he betrays no reaction, so presumably this is not as unpopular as my previous selection, the Lobster Horror. I pay ($10.15 CDN, even though I decline fries). "Six minutes," he says, and holds up an "A-Okay" sign with his hands. I nod. Fourteen minutes later, my sandwich is ready. Ricky is the only employee, so after taking orders, he opens a door around the side of the counter and walks into the back to individually prepare every meal. When he is done, he places it in the window and walks back to the door, around the counter and takes the food and bags it. Mine is ready, and I get a Pepsi as well, and Ricky walks back to the kitchen to prepare another Double Down for a different customer. This is their seating arrangement: And so I decide to eat it in the alleyway behind the KFC, even though it is raining. I am aware of how apt this is. I settle onto a small step and begin my meal. 3:00 PM I assume the fact that it is "grain-fed" and "hand-made" is meant to soothe me. It does not. The hand reminds me of the sigil for the Dark Brotherhood and I interpret this as a warning. For reference, I have selected the "Scorcher" variety of sandwich, as I assume it is the hottest. The orange tracks inside the chicken are presumably the "SCORCHING HOT" sauce I was promised. Experimentally, I taste a bit with my finger. It is mildly sweet, but not much else. Immediately, I regret ever promising to eat one of these things. It is very hot in temperature only, but the spice I was promised was perhaps forgotten about. It tastes only of chicken, which makes me wonder why they bothered putting bacon and cheese inside of it. Part of the way through eating, I notice the bottom of the sandwich has begun to leak. I imagine this is similar to what is going to happen to me in a few hours. 3:20 PM The pace of my eating has slowed to a crawl. My eyelids feel heavy, and my body has lost all interest in consuming more food. There is a wetness on my hand, but it is not cold like rain. I notice the sandwich has begun to change. The darker part of the breading is actually a bright orange fluid that has been dripping for some time, snaking down my palms and onto my pants. It is immediately clear to me why Ricky provided me with approximately eight napkins. By this point, my phone is so slick with oil that I drop it. 3:43 PM This is all that remains. I have been chewing the same bite of chicken for five minutes straight, but my body is unwilling to swallow. I consider wrapping up this final piece of breaded sad into the foil and discarding it, but figured that would be dishonest and I pop it into my mouth and swallow without chewing. I am victorious. Walking home, there is strange throbbing pain near my ovaries. My theory is that my body has decided that because of this incident, I should be barred from breeding. This is probably for the best.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 21:30 |
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Well, RIP Cash Crab. I shall take up your crown of Canadian based small land mamal eating lovely food.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 21:35 |
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cash crab posted:Anti-Food Porn Field Trip: Dare To Dream (KFC's Double Down) As always, Cash Crab delivers! (Seriously? What the hell was the point of that thing? I thought Double Downs were supposed to be a bread-free sandwich, not just a bunch of crap piled together at apparent random.)
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 21:38 |
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cash crab posted:Anti-Food Porn Field Trip: Dare To Dream (KFC's Double Down) I WARNED YOU! That bizarre oozing was (one of) the worst things about the one I had. Also the flavour, the smell, the taste, and the overall feeling after eating it.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 21:41 |
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Side note:
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 21:43 |
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What the hell neighbourhood is that KFC? What a dive.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 22:05 |
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One halloween when I was a kid: I had a party and threw a peanut butter and bologna sandwich (in a plastic bag) in with the candy in the pinata as a joke... When the pinata broke and everything came out nobody touched it because they didn't know wtf it was. Then I ate it cuz I was hungry
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 22:13 |
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cash crab posted:Anti-Food Porn Field Trip: Dare To Dream (KFC's Double Down) You should have photoshopped in tiny raccoon hands.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 22:34 |
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Samizdata posted:As always, Cash Crab delivers! It's a reduced carb menu option. It is a dumb idea from a "how do I loving eat this" standpoint, but nutritionally it's really not as awful as people make it out to be. The Double Down is a honeypot for illogical thinking. If those ingredients were on a bun not too many people would have much of a problem with it. No bun means the sandwich leaks, though, and people find that somewhat distasteful. A Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese is worse by nearly every single measurable nutrition metric and KFC's other sandwich with two pieces of chicken, the Twister, is not really that much better. For some reason, though, people see the Double Down and lose all ability to think rationally about it.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 22:47 |
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ErIog posted:It's a reduced carb menu option. It is a dumb idea from a "how do I loving eat this" standpoint, but nutritionally it's really not as awful as people make it out to be. Oh, I understand that. I guess I needed to make clear that was basically two pieces of chicken with some sauce, not anything resembling a low-carb sandwich. I was bemoaning . Also, back in the day, I think it was Hardee's had a low carb option where they would do their burgers wrapped in lettuce. I liked them and got them frequently (not for any real nutritional reason. I just like the extra crunch. SO not car friendly though.)
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 22:49 |
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It's not a bad idea in theory from someone who wants a high-protein diet for DEM GAINZ (though sans-breading would be better for that), but I'm of the opinion that KFC has been really flavorless ever since they switched over to the no-trans-fat oil, just like how mcdonalds fries were way better when they were fried in beef tallow instead of whatever they're using now
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