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Rorus Raz posted:Muir was too busy drinking gallons of Palin's Flavor Aid to really talk about McCain, but I recall conservatives (rightfully) complaining about potshots on his age. Totally different. An older man is experienced. An older woman is a dried up old bitch with no worth whatsoever.
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Krinkle posted:I'm less joking now but Ellen was on tv for a decade, came out, and stayed on for another decade and basically nothing changed. She does her silly mom dance and the same harmless comedy she's always done and it's hard to hate someone who does a dumb dance they enjoy and looks like they don't even mind you laughing at them. That's why george bush's presidential farewell tour looked like this: Nah, dog. You're remembering it wrong. Ellen came out and her show was immediately canceled, she was off tv for years until she got her new show.
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Krinkle posted:That's why george bush's presidential farewell tour looked like this: I want Obama's farewell to be the most infuriating thing for conservatives ever. I know I'd do that, just for the catharsis.
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Rigged Death Trap posted:I want Obama's farewell to be the most infuriating thing for conservatives ever. So basically this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVNC6dAeeyA
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Saint Sputnik posted:Someone explain this one to me because it's a little baffling The joke is that Jeff Stahler's style is to brainstorm concepts and pick the least funny one, preference given to complaining about how stupid new things are. He makes me angrier than any other cartoonist posted here because he's not even a partisan hack, he's a baby boomer hack. I went looking for a particular cartoon that I remember being particularly infuriatingly banal, but since I have no idea when it was published I just went through the 2005 archives and found a bunch just as bad. Note that these aren't his political 'toons but his "funny" ones that go alongside Marmaduke:  1 2 3 4 5 6"They printed another Jeff Stahler cartoon!"
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I've never understood people who are like "god phones these days don't even sound like phones!" Like the random tolling of bells that happened to be easy to produce is somehow inherently more phone-like than whatever other noise gets your attention. It's not like a phone ring is at all related to the functionality of the phone like the sound a car's engine makes or something, since the very first phone it's been an arbitrary noise maker that activates when you receive a call.
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Abyssal Squid posted:The joke is that Jeff Stahler's style is to brainstorm concepts and pick the least funny one, preference given to complaining about how stupid new things are. He makes me angrier than any other cartoonist posted here because he's not even a partisan hack, he's a baby boomer hack. Jesus, these are so aggressively mediocre.
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Begemot posted:Whoa, huge slam on Dan Lietha out of nowhere! Fixed. [/Crow] Rigged Death Trap posted:I want Obama's farewell to be the most infuriating thing for conservatives ever. I don't think he actually has to try to infuriate conservatives. Him merely existing does that.
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There is not a child in the world who gives one good Goddamn about gas prices.
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Somfin posted:So basically this?  I will never tire of it. Rip that mic off the podium, drop it, and strut out.
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Mo_Steel posted:
Naw. Do what he did. Lead in with that, then force them to sit there, listening to the rest of your speech, stewing in their guilt for setting up your clean sound-bite victory.
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Zeroisanumber posted:Nah, dog. You're remembering it wrong. Ellen came out and her show was immediately canceled, she was off tv for years until she got her new show. I know she went from having a sitcom, to being cancelled, to getting another sitcom where her character was gay from the beginning, to being also immediately cancelled, to getting a morning show, but after those hiccups it was smooth sailing and the essence of her bland harmless goofy comedy, at least in my peripheral, never changed. And it was during her stewardship of the mom dance show that the yes/no on gay marriage finally flipped.
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Krinkle posted:I know she went from having a sitcom, to being cancelled, to getting another sitcom where her character was gay from the beginning, to being also immediately cancelled, to getting a morning show, but after those hiccups it was smooth sailing and the essence of her bland harmless goofy comedy, at least in my peripheral, never changed. And it was during her stewardship of the mom dance show that the yes/no on gay marriage finally flipped. During the Month of Zen I caught a Bill O'Rielly interview from 03ish, where he claimed that Ellen would never be a real star because no one wants to hear about her love life on television. The audience cheered in approval. Kinda weird to behold today.
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*Obama looks up slowly from the document and turns to the camera* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtmI--F8Zmo Have some Clovii:  Woo, Cayman dollar been working out.  Jamaican public hospitals are super under-funded and, as a result, suck.  Hey whoa, GOOD news for a change. Another TV station has become established on the island as an extension of "Mellow Radio".  Holy man who was gang leader's brother was shot dead in a church.  Jamaica loooooooooooves... the economy.
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Haha, why did he draw Dilbert's tie lying on the ground?
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Deep Hurting posted:
1,000,000's of people killed by Alfred Nobel's invention, dynamite
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Ixiggle posted:During the Month of Zen I caught a Bill O'Rielly interview from 03ish, where he claimed that Ellen would never be a real star because no one wants to hear about her love life on television. The audience cheered in approval. Kinda weird to behold today.  considering how he tainted falafel for everyone.
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Rorus Raz posted:That is some purestrain For those that don't get this reference some advice: do not ask for clarification, or go looking on your own. You're better off not knowing.
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Captain_Maclaine posted:For those that don't get this reference some advice: do not ask for clarification, or go looking on your own. You're better off not knowing. Do not listen to this person. It is a heartwarming story about Bill O'Reilly that everyone should know.
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Captain_Maclaine posted:For those that don't get this reference some advice: do not ask for clarification, or go looking on your own. You're better off not knowing. i looked it up, it's actually really loving funny are you stupid
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mandatory lesbian posted:i looked it up, it's actually really loving funny are you stupid Just left an unpleasant image in my mind when I found out, alright?
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Jack Ohman wrote about presiding over the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists and it's  :http://www.sacbee.com/opinion/editorial-cartoons/jack-ohman/article34833252.html quote:Then in January, cartoonists at the offices of the Charlie Hebdo magazine in Paris were slaughtered.
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Rorus Raz posted:That is some purestrain Doesn't it also have something to do with a loofah? Does Bill O'Reilly get sexually excited by silly sounding words?
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Internet Webguy posted:Doesn't it also have something to do with a loofah? Does Bill O'Reilly get sexually excited by silly sounding words? It involves him saying "falafel" instead of "loofah," yes.
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Abyssal Squid posted:It involves him saying "falafel" instead of "loofah," yes. Maybe he just has really strange hygiene rituals.
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Just left an unpleasant image in my mind when I found out, alright? What, you don't like the image of Bill O'Reilly rubbing a falafel on his naked body?
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Just left an unpleasant image in my mind when I found out, alright? well, i've seen people who are way worse looking the O'Reilly naked so maybe i'm just not as affected, it's just really funny that this is a fetish someone would talk about
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The funniest part of the falafel scandal, for me, was that O'Reilly had to cancel his book tour for “The O'Reilly Factor – For Kids.” Incidentally, the loofah/falafel thing is probably a transcription error. It was originally from a tape-recorded phone conversation.
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bitey posted:Incidentally, the loofah/falafel thing is probably a transcription error. It was originally from a tape-recorded phone conversation.
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I think "I'm a public function worker who refuses to do her job" and "I'm the government agent giving herself the right to tell you how you should live your life" would be better soundbites.
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You realize, this means war. 
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Personally, I'm more of a Supersexual, but that requires getting all seven Chaos Emeralds.   (also lol at associating transgenderism with fuckin')
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What a an amazing misrepresentation of what they're actually saying vs. what they actually what, which is a world where the police actively seek and prosecute people for the act of being gay or cross dressing, and where curb stomping anyone on the LBGT spectrum carries about the same legal consequences as killing a dog.
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Every time I see "Adam4D" my brain autocompletes it as "Adam4Adam", which is pretty ironic, considering.
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gay gay gay gay yay for gay!
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Holy poo poo, he actually drew something.
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I agree with that poem.
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