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oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

Tatsujin posted:

finished mgs3 over the weekend, realized that the lady who plays the news reporter on family guy is the boss, immersion ruined, etc.

I ganked the end early to skip the fight, although I didn't realize that if you use thermal goggles you can see his footprints maybe next time ill do that because the tranq mosin is op as gently caress

if you put the konami code in on the map it literally just tells you where he is

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Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

Awia posted:

if you put the konami code in on the map it literally just tells you where he is

No loving honor.

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

:golgo:
EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN
:golgo:

Awia posted:

if you put the konami code in on the map it literally just tells you where he is

i made sure to make snake barf to get out of prison either that one or talking to the guard about his personal life

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
it's lame that you can't get the vampire nightmare in the hd collection

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

Squeezy Farm posted:

No loving honor.

ive done it properly once i can't be arsed to do it again

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

still waiting for mission 46 to open, not doing 45 or 150 so all i have left is a handfull of [perfect stealth] and [extreme] missions and the only one of those that was worth it was the sniper wolf outfit
guess its time to do every other side op until it opens im gonna hold my ground on this one

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Squeezy Farm posted:

No loving honor.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
yessssssssssss managed to save all 6 prisoners on the drat tank map in a single run

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Katana Gomai posted:

mario maker finally showed up; the artbook is phenomenal

literally blew the dust off my wii u gamepad lol

whenever someone talks about blowing dust off a device it doesn't make me think that they don't use it very often it makes me think they keep a filthy house

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

agreeing with stymie

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cmgs3s: Oh great a timed boss battle with an ultra-gimmicky boss. It's not like those are the absolutely worst thing in computer games :stonklol:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Constant Hamprince posted:

you play as big boss (codename 'venom snake'), the guy solid snake is a clone of

lol

also

ocelot basically has 3 motivations through mgs

1. loving big boss
2. destroying the patriots
3. doing 1 and 2 in the most convoluted way possible

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
was it really necessary to replace your arm with your hero's clones arm?


did he really need mt. snakemore

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

ayn rand hand job posted:

lol

also

ocelot basically has 3 motivations through mgs

1. loving big boss
2. destroying the patriots
3. doing 1 and 2 in the most convoluted way possible

Awia posted:

ocelot is his own man

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
if there's anything that's better than mgs gameplay it's the lore

and you better like the lore because there's orders of magnitude more lore than gameplay

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Stymie posted:

if there's anything that's better than mgs gameplay it's the lore

and you better like the lore because there's orders of magnitude more lore than gameplay

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

i fuckin love mount snakemore

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears


lmao

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jerry Cotton posted:

cmgs3s: Oh great a timed boss battle with an ultra-gimmicky boss. It's not like those are the absolutely worst thing in computer games :stonklol:

oh you're just supposed to keep CQC slamming him to the ground and not bother with anything else. WELL THAT WAS EXCITING.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

the best part is that it exists in a single cutscene and is then never seen or referenced again in the game

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Sep 14, 2015

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

ayn rand hand job posted:

the best part is that it exists in a single cutscene and is then never seen or referenced again in the game

the best part is that is on top of a 5 mile long submarine that tries to ram snake, but raiden stops it using only his hands

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
Now that I think about it; how was Arsenal Gear crashing into loving NYC explained away to the public?

Like even with the Patriots controlling info (nevermind GW is supposed to be destroyed in MGS2) you'd think nobody would forget the time a gigantic sub with big bi-pedal robots all over it literally crashed into NYC and smashed into city hall

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

made everything bad about mgs4 worth it

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

Jerry Cotton posted:

oh you're just supposed to keep CQC slamming him to the ground and not bother with anything else. WELL THAT WAS EXCITING.

fyi that's what you're supposed to do to every single enemy in the next 6 games except in boss fights where you're forced to shoot

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

:golgo:
EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN
:golgo:
current peacewalker hd status

oh neat automatic saves
you can pick either mpo or mgs4 controls thats nice
lol qtes in cutscenes it's actually a nice touch though i like the comic style too

angry_keebler posted:

fyi that's what you're supposed to do to every single enemy in the next 6 games except in boss fights where you're forced to shoot

yeah the second volgin fight is literally

* snipe him in the head and reduce him to 1/2 health
* spend the rest of the fight using up the AA guns and machine guns to gradually reduce the rest of his life

you can RPG the tank treads again if you get tired of him shooting at you while you wait for eva to distract him. also its way easier to use the lmg to shoot down the missiles than trying to dodge them

Tatsujin fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Sep 14, 2015

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Awia posted:

this is the guy who had to google what fireflies looked like

lmao truth

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Fabricated posted:

Now that I think about it; how was Arsenal Gear crashing into loving NYC explained away to the public?

Like even with the Patriots controlling info (nevermind GW is supposed to be destroyed in MGS2) you'd think nobody would forget the time a gigantic sub with big bi-pedal robots all over it literally crashed into NYC and smashed into city hall

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
nanomachines, hypnosis, same as everything else

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Awia posted:

ocelot and big boss are members of the patriots, a shadowy group and run the world behind the scenes

the patriots use surveilance and criminal action and blackmail to win, and the patriots in metal gear solid do that too

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

corn in the bible posted:

the patriots use surveilance and criminal action and blackmail to win, and the patriots in metal gear solid do that too

:eyepop::holymoley::eyepop:

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

Stymie posted:

whenever someone talks about blowing dust off a device it doesn't make me think that they don't use it very often it makes me think they keep a filthy house

i live in a literal desert so how do you explain the dust in my house

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

corn in the bible posted:

the patriots use surveilance and criminal action and blackmail to win, and the patriots in metal gear solid do that too

lol

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Dodoman posted:

i live in a literal desert so how do you explain the dust in my house

whatever it is its almost assuredly your fault

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Dodoman posted:

i live in a literal desert so how do you explain the dust in my house

if you arent cleaning nonstop idk what to tell you

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
This is Anna Williams, calling on behalf of GAMESTOP...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcqEZqBoGdM

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Cardboard Box A posted:

This is Anna Williams, calling on behalf of GAMESTOP...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcqEZqBoGdM

i dunno how to take this post but based on your avatar im going to assume the worst so go gently caress youre self?

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

power botton posted:

go gently caress youre self?

a safe bet

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

Panty Saluter posted:

whatever it is its almost assuredly your fault

Liver Disaster posted:

if you arent cleaning nonstop idk what to tell you

thanks mom

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

what happens if you have a cleaning lady

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
you're too rich for video games, go play golf or polo or something

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