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Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Strudel Man posted:

Wouldn't necessarily say it's dumb. I don't think it's meant to be convincing, though - it'd be hard to miss the perspective problems if it were.

Now put a northbound zax and a southbound zax in there and we got ourselves a ballgame.

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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

For getting it in or getting it out?

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

CobiWann posted:

For getting it in or getting it out?

For de-icing.

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
It's for :roboluv:

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick
Burning Man

Davoren
Aug 14, 2003

The devil you say!

I think I would not be holding that up for a photo.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Davoren posted:

I think I would not be holding that up for a photo.

Well as long as you keep the angle above the X-axis...

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Mama test

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

I read that as "boning man."

I kind of want to know how many people used that public Fleshlight?

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

:smuggo:

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



That guy is getting the greatest blow job ever.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
He's rock hard

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

TontoCorazon posted:

That guy is getting the greatest blow job ever.

There's probably a giant octopus wrapped around a giant rocky dong a couple of hundred meters beneath that water.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I'd make that face to if my stones were getting moved as much

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Soulex posted:

I'd make that face to if my stones were getting moved as much

lol at this guy who admires a few inches of movement a century

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Centripetal Horse posted:

I read that as "boning man."

I kind of want to know how many people used that public Fleshlight?

You know the answer is not zero.

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013

Centripetal Horse posted:

I read that as "boning man."

I kind of want to know how many people used that public Fleshlight?

I get the feeling that if you used it you'd start to feel like burning man.

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

TontoCorazon posted:

That guy is getting the greatest blow job ever.

same

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts



Yeah I had that song stuck in my head all evening too.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Centripetal Horse posted:

I read that as "boning man."

I kind of want to know how many people used that public Fleshlight?

I, for one, would stuff a dildo into it and call it a day

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Volcanicity!

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq0ZBIURG4Q

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Spaceman Future! posted:

lol at this guy who admires a few inches of movement a century

It's tantric.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Spaceman Future! posted:

lol at this guy who admires a few inches of movement a century

Do yours descend much faster than that?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Show some class at burning man, bring your own fleshlight to gently caress in broad daylight

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Bingo. Don't be an rear end in a top hat.

All it takes is one psycho to pop a razor in there and boom, you'll be regretting not bringing your own fuckstick to play with.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
If you choose to gently caress a public fleshlight or indeed any fleshlight fleshlight you deserve to have your dickhead severed.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009


Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

And liquid out the other end.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Bingo. Don't be an rear end in a top hat.

All it takes is one psycho to pop a razor in there and boom, you'll be regretting not bringing your own fuckstick to play with.

This is the next Halloween scare.

"MUST READ!

Angry employees are putting razors inside flesh lights! If you receive one as a gift, thoroughly inspect it before using! My brothers dad used one without checking it and there was a razor and he had to get 30 stitches!!!!"

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Rough Lobster posted:

If you choose to gently caress a public fleshlight or indeed any fleshlight fleshlight you deserve to have your dickhead severed.

:blush:

Pierce
Apr 7, 2007

Fool!

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Guy was riding his tree to work and got rearended by a bicycle? Nothing remotely funny about that.

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Centripetal Horse posted:

I read that as "boning man."

I kind of want to know how many people used that public Fleshlight?

Camped kittycorner to that thing. Noone used it. We told people to use it though, with bullhorns.

There was a big bar camp within sight of the thing.

Edit: people would stick their fingers in it.

Grognan has a new favorite as of 00:24 on Sep 15, 2015

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Grognan posted:

Camped kittycorner to that thing. Noone used it. We told people to use it though, with bullhorns.

There was a big bar camp within sight of the thing.

Edit: people would stick their fingers in it.

"kittycorner"? :catstare:

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Hyperlynx posted:

"kittycorner"? :catstare:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/kitty-corner

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Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Hyperlynx posted:

"kittycorner"? :catstare:

Please read a book at some point, or at least a light magazine.

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