~*Burger Thread*~ Both a hairy pubis and a good burger are quite juicy when munched.

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CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Leviathan posted:

new orleans eats

peanut butter bacon burger from yo mama's

Pasta with burger is different, but I trust New Orleans.

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spit on my clit: Jul 19, 2015; by Cyrano4747

Leviathan posted:

new orleans eats

peanut butter bacon burger from yo mama's

take the peanut butter off of that and i'd eat it

but gently caress, pasta with a burger? i need to go there.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 01:02

Big Willy Style: Feb 11, 2007; How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?

I'm having chur burger again, they might be doing room service at the hotel I work at soon which would be pretty sweet

# ? Sep 8, 2015 10:12

Gwaihir: Dec 8, 2009; Hair Elf

KidDynamite posted:

Will always love me a good Pat LaFrieda burg. Cheddar, caramelized onions, and sugar cured bacon.

Everything about that looks amazing from fries to bun.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 13:39

wei: Jul 27, 2006

Big Willy Style posted:

I'm having chur burger again, they might be doing room service at the hotel I work at soon which would be pretty sweet

Should have gotten their sweet potato fries

# ? Sep 10, 2015 13:52

GnarlyCharlie4u: Sep 23, 2007; I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

I just realized I've eaten a burger every day for the last 11 days.

Let's celebrate!

# ? Sep 10, 2015 14:20

Jamsta: Dec 16, 2006; Oh you want some too? Fuck you!

All the burgs I see here I like.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 18:08

Big Willy Style: Feb 11, 2007; How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?

wei posted:

Should have gotten their sweet potato fries

Nah

# ? Sep 11, 2015 13:29

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

I just realized I've eaten a burger every day for the last 11 days.

Let's celebrate!

Every single burg in this post is righteous and good and I would devour every loving one. :perfect:

# ? Sep 12, 2015 03:17

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

Yeah, great burg post. I need to burg soon!

# ? Sep 12, 2015 03:24

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

Humble burgs are perhaps the most honorable of burg. A burger for everyone.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 04:02

Gwaihir: Dec 8, 2009; Hair Elf

Whataburger is such a confounding burg chain for me because they're so inconsistent, but man oh man when they're good they are really good. Most of the time they're only OK though which is a little

Luckily for them they are consistently amazing at 3 am honey butter chicken biscuits and breakfast taquitos :swoon:

# ? Sep 12, 2015 04:06

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Man, I ain't homeburged in a while either. I need to get on that poo poo, my burger-fu is weakening with lack of effort.

Not gonna have the time this weekend because starting new job, but this coming week there will be burg.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 04:17

GnarlyCharlie4u: Sep 23, 2007; I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Fenrir posted:

Man, I ain't homeburged in a while either. I need to get on that poo poo, my burger-fu is weakening with lack of effort.

Not gonna have the time this weekend because starting new job, but this coming week there will be burg.

first and last in that post were homeburgs. I'm gonna get a steak press and try my hand at some flat burgers, and post back with the results.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 05:42

KidDynamite: Feb 11, 2005

I had In-N-Out for the first time today. What a disappointing burg. Shake Shack is so much better. Pat LaFrieda is burger Jesus.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 07:30

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Shake Shack is dope but if you find In-N-Out "disappointing" then what were you expecting? Its an excellent burger.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 07:41

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

I'd do some gnarly poo poo for a double double animal style right now.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 07:43

spit on my clit: Jul 19, 2015; by Cyrano4747

Steak n shake. Taco burger. ES MUY BUENO

# ? Sep 13, 2015 07:48

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

I guess that's what an Australian burger looks like.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 22:00

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

KidDynamite posted:

I had In-N-Out for the first time today. What a disappointing burg. Shake Shack is so much better. Pat LaFrieda is burger Jesus.

Wait, what.

I like In-n-out better than shake shack, honestly.. I wonder if there's like, some really bad in-n-out that just isn't as good as it should be somewhere, and that's the one you ran into.

Norns posted:

I'd do some gnarly poo poo for a double double animal style right now.

Me too. I hate that we have no in-n-out anywhere near me :smith:

# ? Sep 13, 2015 22:28

Tom Brady: Oct 17, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Per the recommendation of this thread, I made a furger.

8/10 would do again, probably even soon

# ? Sep 14, 2015 17:49

GnarlyCharlie4u: Sep 23, 2007; I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Palpek posted:

I guess that's what an Australian burger looks like.

Fenrir posted:

Wait, what.

I like In-n-out better than shake shack, honestly.. I wonder if there's like, some really bad in-n-out that just isn't as good as it should be somewhere, and that's the one you ran into.

Me too. I hate that we have no in-n-out anywhere near me

I had to fly to Texas for that one in the picture. In-n-out is a loving fantastic burger.

I think Elevation burger blows, and Smashburger is a crock, but passable. They keep giving me free burgs so I keep coming back.

Steak and Shake should not exist. gently caress that place.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 17:55

Minarchist: Mar 5, 2009; by WE B Bourgeois

I got the Jalapeno Turkey burg at Carl's Jr. last night because the nice person suggested it and I wasn't sure what I wanted and it was new so yeah. :shrug:

It was okay, they use nacho-grade jalapenos so they're more vinegary than hot. The sauce was pretty good, it was actually the best part of it. It was a sad looking burg with way too much iceberg lettuce going on:

And for almost nine dollars for a small combo meal I'd have to say :mediocre:

and not get it again. How the hell is turkey more expensive than beef anyway?

Minarchist fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Sep 14, 2015

# ? Sep 14, 2015 22:19

M42: Nov 12, 2012

Same reason chicken breast is more expensive than thighs, ~health reasons~

# ? Sep 14, 2015 22:21

Philip Rivers: Mar 15, 2010

Tom Brady posted:

Per the recommendation of this thread, I made a furger.

8/10 would do again, probably even soon

What is a furger, please help

# ? Sep 15, 2015 03:13

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

Philip Rivers posted:

What is a furger, please help

abomination

# ? Sep 15, 2015 03:18

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Norns posted:

abomination

don't knock it till you tried it, for real

# ? Sep 15, 2015 03:23

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

I'm not a fan of ground fish. Or breading in burgs.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 03:30

Tom Brady: Oct 17, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Norns posted:

I'm not a fan of ground fish. Or breading in burgs.

Seriously I thought this way once too. But proof of concept was right- don't knock it til you've tried it.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 03:32

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Burged. Avocado, bacon, red onions, colby jack... good stuff.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:27

Jamsta: Dec 16, 2006; Oh you want some too? Fuck you!

Fenrir posted:

Burged. Avocado, bacon, red onions, colby jack... good stuff.

Yep

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:41

Flash Gordon Ramsay: Sep 28, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Wait so furger isn't a portmanteau of fur burger?

edit: poo poo

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:42

kloa: Feb 14, 2007

Fenrir posted:

Burged. Avocado, bacon, red onions, colby jack... good stuff.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:53

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

It's surrounded by delicious looking cheese

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:58

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

kloa posted:

Covered by melted cheese like god intended :colbert:

# ? Sep 16, 2015 00:07

kloa: Feb 14, 2007

ya but the bread:meat ratio is like 10:1

# ? Sep 16, 2015 00:22

The Midniter: Jul 9, 2001

That bun's gonna flatten the hell down once it's in his hands. I'm sure it is A Good Burg.

# ? Sep 16, 2015 15:24

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Norns posted:

I'm not a fan of ground fish. Or breading in burgs.

The salmon patties from Costco are chunky and have very little breading, they make a fine furger.

# ? Sep 16, 2015 16:18

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Furgurs are bombtitties. step off unless you've tried one, which obvs you havent cause if you had you'd know.

# ? Sep 16, 2015 16:44

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Nephzinho: Jan 25, 2008

Does anyone bake their own buns and have a good recipe? Currently I use Martin's potato buns, lightly buttered then thrown on the grill to toast. They don't handle large burgers or large amounts of toppings well, though.

# ? Sep 16, 2015 17:15

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