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Fausty
May 16, 2014

"Flowers!"
"Is there a
John Luck Pickerd
here?"

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hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

That is some Monkey Jesus poo poo.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
That looks rather well done. What's the subject?

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

Nitrox posted:

That looks rather well done. What's the subject?

I guess if you lived in Silent Hill too they'd look pretty normal, yeah.

Lamprey Cannon
Jul 23, 2011

by exmarx

Lady Naga posted:

I guess if you lived in Silent Hill too they'd look pretty normal, yeah.

Monsters? They look like monsters to you?

canis minor
May 4, 2011


I can't unsee Marilyn Mansons?

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

canis minor posted:

I can't unsee Marilyn Mansons?

And now I can't! :doh:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Surely it's Marilyns Manson.

Does the person have a tattoo of Red Pyramid and Maria on their other arm?

Carlton Banks Teller
Nov 18, 2004


canis minor posted:

I can't unsee Marilyn Hansons?

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
There are some really loving cool and well-done pyramid head tattoos out there.



This is not one of them.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
The fact that it's the terrible movie head holding the great knife is causing something deep inside me to well up (it's bile).

Legislacerator
Dec 26, 2006

1 W1LL H4V3 ORD3R 1N TH1S RUMPUSBLOCK!
All from fyeahsticknpoke courtesy of tumblr.




Pacman, No! Not in the flowerbed!


???


????????


This already looks so infected... :ohdear:

I mean if people love the aesthetic of lovely tattoos, that's fine. Just take better care of them. Or something.

chessmaster13
Jan 10, 2015

hyperhazard posted:

That is some Monkey Jesus poo poo.

True. Human faces and tattoos don't mix well, unless the artist is exceptionally good at his/her craft.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Legislacerator posted:


Pacman, No! Not in the flowerbed!

Not that it excuses this lovely tattoo, but that's not Pacman. It's from a Shel Silverstein book, which makes it even worse:

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

"I lost a bet, so I gotta get a dick tattoo on my arm."
"Aight, hows about something like this?"
"Can you make it smaller?"
"Yea, how's this?"
"Smaller?"
":manning:"
"...smaller."

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Evilreaver posted:

"I lost a bet, so I gotta get a dick tattoo on my arm."
"Aight, hows about something like this?"
"Can you make it smaller?"
"Yea, how's this?"
"Smaller?"
":manning:"
"...smaller."

I thought it was a badly done smiley face.

chessmaster13
Jan 10, 2015

BrigadierSensible posted:

I thought it was a badly done smiley face.

It looks the same for me. I don't recognize any phallic forms in the tattoo, just a weird and creepy smiley.
Even a proper drawn cock would look better than this.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"



That's a nasty sunburn you got going there

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Did this person do the tattoo themselves? Or was it done by a 10 year old?



One of the worst fonts ever. And yeah, when your skin looks like Tandoori Chicken, you've got a problem.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Are they saying they fart when they eat raisins? Because that's what I'm getting out of this.

Davinci
Feb 21, 2013

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

One of the worst fonts ever. And yeah, when your skin looks like Tandoori Chicken, you've got a problem.

I think he's just black and under some weird lighting

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

hyperhazard posted:

Are they saying they fart when they eat raisins? Because that's what I'm getting out of this.

I'm hoping it's the Fleetwood Mac equivalent of the Jon Bovi tattoo but it's hard to tell.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

You're all wrong, it's Leon Kennedy and Ada Wong. Geez.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

DorkusMalorkus posted:




That's a nasty sunburn you got going there

He Didet Lear How To Spell In School Or On The Streets

chessmaster13
Jan 10, 2015

Karma Monkey posted:

He Didet Lear How To Spell In School Or On The Streets

The one on the rear end is especially awful. Who does stuff like this?

Super Librarian
Jan 4, 2005

The one on the rear end really looks like "English tattoo on someone who speaks Chinese/Japanese," kinda the inverse of stuff like this. The N in "thunder" being upside down, the H in "when" being incomplete, and swapping in wrong letters in "raining" all feel like the equivalent of a non-Chinese speaker loving up writing a Chinese character.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I saw some tiny little Asian women working at a store with tons of terrible tattoos all over her neck, arms and hands. I was like drat you made some terrible choices but then I barely made out the giant "property of ...."on her forearm mostly lazered off and the name covered with a huge black rose.
Legit felt bad for her and I hope she can
keep out of the oldest profession.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

LingcodKilla posted:

I saw some tiny little Asian women working at a store with tons of terrible tattoos all over her neck, arms and hands. I was like drat you made some terrible choices but then I barely made out the giant "property of ...."on her forearm mostly lazered off and the name covered with a huge black rose.
Legit felt bad for her and I hope she can
keep out of the oldest profession.

Given the rose cover up it looks like she just got out of it.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
and the fact that you saw her at a job at a store. Good luck to her.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

ChairmanMeow posted:

and the fact that you saw her at a job at a store. Good luck to her.

[horror]

Jesus, NMS that poo poo. I nearly lost my breakfast. That's so grim.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


ChairmanMeow posted:

and the fact that you saw her at a job at a store. Good luck to her.



Props to Walgreens for giving a shot.

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

LingcodKilla posted:

I saw some tiny little Asian women working at a store with tons of terrible tattoos all over her neck, arms and hands. I was like drat you made some terrible choices but then I barely made out the giant "property of ...."on her forearm mostly lazered off and the name covered with a huge black rose.
Legit felt bad for her and I hope she can
keep out of the oldest profession.

Maybe I am missing an obvious reference but what are you referring to? Is "property of" not just another trashy tattoo some people get and later cover up.

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

goodness posted:

Maybe I am missing an obvious reference but what are you referring to? Is "property of" not just another trashy tattoo some people get and later cover up.

Sex slavery; the tattoo was probably a "Property of (her pimp's name)" one.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

Sex slavery; the tattoo was probably a "Property of (her pimp's name)" one.

You'd be surprised how many people get those kinds of tattoos for their boyfriend/girlfriend/master or whatever. Might just be kinky.

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

Sex slavery; the tattoo was probably a "Property of (her pimp's name)" one.

I always thought that was more of a urban myth. Plenty of people get the property of tattoos for their trashy bf/gf

Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.

goodness posted:

Maybe I am missing an obvious reference but what are you referring to? Is "property of" not just another trashy tattoo some people get and later cover up.

The "Property of" tattoo is often indicative of someone who's been forced into sex slavery, especially when combined with certain other tattoos. The "owner" named is the person's pimp.

They actually use tattooing as part of the way they keep these (typically) women enslaved. As the o.p. noted, he was initially surprised to see her working a counter job--the tattoos make it hard for them to find a way to support themselves that isn't selling themselves and since they're often not aware of avenues for getting help and are repeatedly told that they'll never be good for anything but sex, it's hard for them to think of themselves as being able to support themselves without the help and "care" of their pimp. Forcing them to become addicted to drugs is another very common way to keep them enslaved.

This has been your depressing post of the day. And now back to actually trashy tattoos!

edit: beaten. But to address the above posters: yes it's often part of d/s relationships or just stupid people thinking it's clever. But it's definitely a real thing. Have some articles:
Article 1
Article 2

Magnus Praeda has a new favorite as of 18:22 on Sep 15, 2015

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.


The Hulk

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Looks like John Goodman.

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Mickey Rourke

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