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McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Hirayuki posted:



It's a Moon-Viewing Twister, the "moon" here referring to the soft-cooked egg. There's also a "Japanese-style sauce" and flakes of nori. I think that's mayo at the bottom there, and probably cabbage at the top.

Would so loving hard

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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


(So would I. :ssh:)

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


Add sauce and fried onions and this becomes weekendatthehardwarestoreinaustralia.jpg

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

McSpergin posted:

Would so loving hard

Me too. :sigh:

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Hirayuki posted:

This thread has inspired me. I'm heading to Japan in a couple of weeks, so I checked their KFC menu to see if they had anything as out-of-control as the Philippines. This is the worst I could find:



It's a Moon-Viewing Twister, the "moon" here referring to the soft-cooked egg. There's also a "Japanese-style sauce" and flakes of nori. I think that's mayo at the bottom there, and probably cabbage at the top.


Let he or she who would not eat that off the floor like a filthy animal cast the first kernel of loose corn

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


How do you get to be a grown adult with your own place to live and money to buy furniture and not own any plates?

cyberia posted:

KFC in Australia has only briefly sold the double down a couple of times since first releasing it but each time I've had one and it's been pretty much the best fast food ever.
I'm starting to think that maybe KFC Australia makes them differently to the rest of the world. :iiam:

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

maybe Australia doesn't have a bunch of soft wussies who grasp at their pearls when eating anything other than a free range dandelion salad. everything in moderation, even moderation, right? your diet should be able to handle the occasional lovely pizza with bacon or ridiculous mexican breakfast concoction because what you eat on one day or even really for one week doesn't affect your metabolism that much if you're generally healthy

I mean 'it made my ovaries hurt'. heh

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




grrr hyperbole bad

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Tiggum posted:

How do you get to be a grown adult with your own place to live and money to buy furniture and not own any plates?

jesus christ tiggum for how much poo poo flies right over your head you must have been in NYC on 9/11

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
cash crab, someone's talking smack about :canada:, summon your raccoon army and beaver navy

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

puck-slapping maple suckers...

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Efexeye posted:

puck-slapping maple suckers...

Do you want to choke to death on 10 pounds of Kraft Dinner with ketchup? Because that's what you're gonna get you keep talkin poo poo

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Tiggum posted:

I'm starting to think that maybe KFC Australia makes them differently to the rest of the world. :iiam:

KFC in Australia will always consistently over cook or under cook your chicken.

Efexeye posted:

maybe Australia doesn't have a bunch of soft wussies who grasp at their pearls when eating anything other than a free range dandelion salad. everything in moderation, even moderation, right? your diet should be able to handle the occasional lovely pizza with bacon or ridiculous mexican breakfast concoction because what you eat on one day or even really for one week doesn't affect your metabolism that much if you're generally healthy

I mean 'it made my ovaries hurt'. heh

:captainpop:

Put your stomach where your mouth is mate. Trip report of you eating two of those Party Pie Pizza's or what ever other disgusting thing one of our fast food outlets has going at the moment.

Go on do it for Australia! :australia:

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Gridlocked posted:

KFC in Australia will always consistently over cook or under cook your chicken.

I've never had badly cooked chicken from a KFC :iiam:

And I've got to get groceries on the way home from work today so if I see any awful food atrocities I will buy one and post a trip report :australia:

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Only good KFC I've ever eaten at is the one in the Colonel Sanders Museum in Corbin, Kentucky.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Possibly Chicken posted:

Only good KFC I've ever eaten at is the one in the Colonel Sanders Museum in Corbin, Kentucky.

Your username is perfect for this thread.

Welcome friend.

Dodecalypse
Jun 21, 2012


SKA SUCKS
one time my parents took me to a KFC buffet in Cape Coral, FL when I was a kid and i puked in one of the sinks

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

cyberia posted:

I've never had badly cooked chicken from a KFC :iiam:

And I've got to get groceries on the way home from work today so if I see any awful food atrocities I will buy one and post a trip report :australia:

I remember buying a bucket of whatever before a night of boozing with the boys (yeah spice KFC before beer, good plan past me) and we got about half way thought when someone bit into a piece and came away with luke-warm raw chicken stuck to the bone. The bucket goes into the trash.

Another time I got a crispy burger from a completely different store on the other side of town and it took 3 bites to fine the chicken for all the crispy covering. Roughly half my "pattie" was just covering and the chicken was dry as gently caress.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007
Regardless (never had raw KFC), I miss that wonderful sticky black barbecue chicken they had.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
KFC Chicken tastes like cardboard but their mashed potatoes & gravy is forever a guilty pleasure of mine.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Neo_Crimson posted:

KFC Chicken tastes like cardboard but their mashed potatoes & gravy is forever a guilty pleasure of mine.

I will admit to dipping my over-chicken-salted chips into their from-a-packet mash and gravy and enjoying every second of it.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

I ate kfc rotisserie chicken for lunch at least once a week in high school. that poo poo was bomb but I haven;t seen it since '93

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Dodecalypse posted:

one time my parents took me to a KFC buffet in Cape Coral, FL when I was a kid and i puked in one of the sinks

I did this in a McDonalds in Charleston. loving apple pies.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Gridlocked posted:

I will admit to dipping my over-chicken-salted chips into their from-a-packet mash and gravy and enjoying every second of it.

Most of the people in this thread don't know what chicken salt is my man

And we shall not expose the delicious secret to them, either. :stare:

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Undercooked chicken is probably what they serve in hell.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Your username is perfect for this thread.

Welcome friend.



I want the blessed second of my life where I thought that was capri sun back

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

it doesnt really fit since they aren't ugly but in the vein of unhealthy chicken addictions:

Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Most of the people in this thread don't know what chicken salt is my man

And we shall not expose the delicious secret to them, either. :stare:

I was sorely disappointed when I discovered that Burger King's chicken fries were not actually fries seasoned with chicken salt

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Most of the people in this thread don't know what chicken salt is my man

And we shall not expose the delicious secret to them, either. :stare:

It is out preciousssssss. Although I prefer Mongolian Salt cause I am a heretic.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


Cool.

fermun
Nov 4, 2009


Dominos does this too if you don't want to bother going to the Philippines just to get pizza with fried chicken instead of bread.

red plastic cup
Apr 25, 2012

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL cup and you may find A Friend And Boy...

fermun posted:


Dominos does this too if you don't want to bother going to the Philippines just to get pizza with fried chicken instead of bread.

had this before. its okay but its pretty blatantly just "we put the ingredients for regular pizza on some chicken now". the cheese-bacon-bbq sauce is a good combo that i get on regular pizzas all the time.

MagicHateBall
Dec 11, 2002

Humans were drinking alcohol five thousand years ago, and they're still drinking it now. Alcohol is humanity's friend.

Can I abandon a friend?

Lonely Virgil posted:





Why is it so shiny.

The sauce is probably thickened with corn starch. Using it as a thickening agent tends to give sauces that shiny appearance.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

cash crab posted:

Anti-Food Porn Field Trip: Dare To Dream (KFC's Double Down)

3:00 PM
Immediately, I regret ever promising to eat one of these things.
Part of the way through eating, I notice the bottom of the sandwich has begun to leak.

3:20 PM
The pace of my eating has slowed to a crawl.

3:43 PM
This is all that remains.

How did it take so long to eat such a mundane sandwich? There's no more meat in that than in a regular boneless bucket. I think my double-down only lasted 5 mins tops, I was really disappointed by the whole thing, it was just all hype.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

cash crab posted:

Fear and Loathing in a Canadian Alley

You are the best of us, and we salute you, weird raccoon lady.

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord
I have the pleasure (?) of working at a restaurant where they just unveiled this:



The bacon cheeseburger eggroll, served with barbecue sauce, homemade cheese sauce, and four tiny tomato slices to momentarily ease your guilt. Apparently they're trying to make it our signature dish.

I ordered one to share but no one else wanted any so I ate all of it. Spent the next few hours feeling like hell but it was worth it. :buddy:

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Mizufusion posted:

I have the pleasure (?) of working at a restaurant where they just unveiled this:



The bacon cheeseburger eggroll, served with barbecue sauce, homemade cheese sauce, and four tiny tomato slices to momentarily ease your guilt. Apparently they're trying to make it our signature dish.

I ordered one to share but no one else wanted any so I ate all of it. Spent the next few hours feeling like hell but it was worth it. :buddy:

Jesus Christ that looks horrific. :gonk:




Would.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

AnonSpore posted:

Let he or she who would not eat that off the floor like a filthy animal cast the first kernel of loose corn

I wouldn't eat that.

I don't like eggs :ssh:

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


Mizufusion posted:

I have the pleasure (?) of working at a restaurant where they just unveiled this:



The bacon cheeseburger eggroll, served with barbecue sauce, homemade cheese sauce, and four tiny tomato slices to momentarily ease your guilt. Apparently they're trying to make it our signature dish.

I ordered one to share but no one else wanted any so I ate all of it. Spent the next few hours feeling like hell but it was worth it. :buddy:

Get those loving tomatoes out of there and yeah I definitely fuckin would

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NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


Hirayuki posted:

Do you mean the Bourbon brand Everyburgers, or the "cook"-them-yourself (Kracie brand?) candy burgers?

Everyburgers, I think. The prefab ones. I actually subscribe to Japan Crate, because I loving love getting a random selection of strange snacks, and I give the DIY kits away to a coworker's kid.

Strangest thing I've received so far, I think, is squid jerky, which did not taste anything like I expected. It was a strange taste I couldn't really compare to anything for the first few seconds, but after that, it tasted just like canned tuna.

Well... actually the strangest might be the corn pottage snacks, which were like cheetos, except they tasted very intensely like corn pottage.

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