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Endless Trash: Aug 12, 2007

Moridin920 posted:

idk if you've ever had a naked female rubbing your ears but it's preeeetty loving amazing

Naked female? As if they'd wear clothes in any decent, upstanding Ferengi household!

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Clark Nova: Jul 18, 2004

From a house party I went to a couple of weeks ago:

In the stairwell

Upstairs bathroom

# ? Sep 15, 2015 04:20

counterfeitsaint: Feb 26, 2010; I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Was that house party full of young children?

# ? Sep 15, 2015 04:50

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

lets please keep aatrek out of this thread

# ? Sep 15, 2015 04:51

chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

picard would never use the word 'terrible'

# ? Sep 15, 2015 05:14

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

counterfeitsaint posted:

Was that house party full of young children?

It was but they were there for the guests to enjoy not to enjoy the party.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 09:56

Rattus Amicus: Mar 8, 2007

# ? Sep 15, 2015 13:02

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Rattus Amicus posted:

Once it got pointed out to me I can't help but see how that's just a hallway set with a mirror on both ends.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 13:26

Harveygod: Jan 4, 2014; YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

muscles like this? posted:

Once it got pointed out to me I can't help but see how that's just a hallway set with a mirror on both ends.

Now that you have pointed it out to me, I imagine this actually being in a hallway on the ship.

Imagine Wesley just strolling around the corridor and walking by this.

"Yeah, Troi boobs!" :haw:

Keeps walking...

"...and Momboobs..." :cry:

# ? Sep 15, 2015 14:13

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

muscles like this? posted:

Once it got pointed out to me I can't help but see how that's just a hallway set with a mirror on both ends.

gently caress, you're right.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 14:55

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Important info from that other trek thread:

Im trying hard to see Kes anywhere in there but it must be like one of those magic eye things where you have to look past the mugshot to see the character.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 15:25

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Years and years ago Wil Wheaton used to write blog posts looking back at old TNG and talking about behind the scenes stuff. They were actually pretty interesting.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 15:28

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

shadow puppet of a posted:

Important info from that other trek thread:

Im trying hard to see Kes anywhere in there but it must be like one of those magic eye things where you have to look past the mugshot to see the character.

I just Google image searched her and if she was going to commit indecent exposure at me I'd prefer it when she was on voyager thanks.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 15:33

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Just watched Ep 9 of DS9 and my favorite part was watching Bashir's actor trying to act like Evil Erudite Bad Guy at the end

I think he kinda pulled it off

# ? Sep 15, 2015 16:00

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Kitchner posted:

I just Google image searched her and if she was going to commit indecent exposure at me I'd prefer it when she was on voyager thanks.

the dark voids of the greater dimensions have taken a hard toll on Kes

# ? Sep 15, 2015 16:53

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Rutibex posted:

the dark voids of the greater dimensions have taken a hard toll on Kes

I still don't see her going from this to the Son Am Disappoint guy. Is she transitioning? That might explain the flashing. Like "I don't need these things, here,you take 'em!"

# ? Sep 15, 2015 16:56

Tujague: May 8, 2007; by LadyAmbien

I remember reading Wil Wheaton's breakdown of the episode where Picard yells "Shut up, Wesley!"

Like, they sent Wesley off to keep an eye on Data, and when he came back to report that Data was bug nuts, Picard just bitched him out.

Of course, Wil Wheaton didn't realize at the time that people were going to be yelling "Shut up, Wesley!" at him in public for the next fifteen years loool

# ? Sep 15, 2015 17:40

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

I'd probably say it to him now tbh.

I mean I actually like the guy, but he has a slappable face.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 17:42

Tujague: May 8, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Uh-oh, this poo poo with Kes is sounding crazier and crazier. Who is the current most hosed-up trek actor alum, and is it a done deal?

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:04

Trickjaw: Jun 23, 2005; Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene

No one is going to beat Shatner drowning his drunk wife, and getting away with it.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:09

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Trickjaw posted:

No one is going to beat Shatner drowning his drunk wife, and getting away with it.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:09

Tujague: May 8, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Okay, come on - if Shatner personally gacked her, he did a 100% pro hitman job of it according to all available sources. Drowning in your own swimming pool isn't all that unusual. I'm willing to agree that being married to William Shatner might drive you to slam pills and vodka nonstop, but that doesn't mean he pile-drived her into the shallow end hard enough to crack her vertebrae.

Jennifer Lien apparently opened the door on some cops butt-naked Anne Heche crazyballs screaming about having them shot. I'd say staging a perfect murder puts him ahead of the pack.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:21

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Trickjaw posted:

No one is going to beat Shatner drowning his drunk wife, and getting away with it.

Wait, do people believe this is true?

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:25

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Kitchner posted:

Wait, do people believe this is true?

you dont think shatner drowned his wife? he had the means and the motive

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:26

Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

What the hell is it about Trek and Children?

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:26

Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

quote:

"Star Trek: Voyager" actress Jennifer Lien is behind bars after cops arrested her for allegedly exposing herself to 3 kids under 13.

We've learned 2 weeks ago Lien was at her Tennessee home when she got in an argument with her neighbor outside her house. She was angry that a small child was crying over a cut foot.

Lien allegedly exposed her breasts and rear end to the 3 neighbor kids. Cops took a report and Lien denied exposing herself. But they didn't believe her and got a warrant for her arrest.

When cops went to Lien's house to arrest her she didn't go down without a fight. Cops say she refused to put clothes on, was carried to the police car and threatened to have them shot and killed.

Lien, who played Kes during the first three seasons of "Star Trek: Voyager" has been in jail since her arrest Sept. 3. Her bond is set at $2,500.

From TMZ.

Christ.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:28

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Met posted:

From TMZ.

Christ.

I hope she threatened to kill them with a phaser.

RE: the shatner thing I've never really read anything about it before but holy poo poo, his wife drowns in a pool with suspicious bruises etc and he has her cremated the next day before the body can be properly examined? I hope he followed up by writing a book saying "I didn't do it, but if I did do it this is what I would have done" as that seems to be the done thing.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:32

Tujague: May 8, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Kitchner posted:

RE: the shatner thing I've never really read anything about it before but holy poo poo, his wife drowns in a pool with suspicious bruises etc and he has her cremated the next day before the body can be properly examined?

"The autopsy report said she had bruises on her face and two cracked neck vertebrae consistent with banging her head on the pool bottom."
- from the LA Times http://articles.latimes.com/1999/oct/13/local/me-21923

So, uh, no

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:35

Trickjaw: Jun 23, 2005; Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene

Kitchner posted:

I hope she threatened to kill them with a phaser.

RE: the shatner thing I've never really read anything about it before but holy poo poo, his wife drowns in a pool with suspicious bruises etc and he has her cremated the next day before the body can be properly examined? I hope he followed up by writing a book saying "I didn't do it, but if I did do it this is what I would have done" as that seems to be the done thing.

He recorded a song on his Hasbeen album, entitled 'What have you done?' Say what you like, the dude has his ducks in a row. You don't guest star on Colombo so many times without picking up a few tricks.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:35

Shadow: Jun 25, 2002

2500 bond and she's still in jail? Wtf? Also with all that's been going on you gotta wonder how that story would have gone if she was black.

They'd have straight up murdered Tuvok or Geordie yo. :colbert:

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:39

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Tujague posted:

"The autopsy report said she had bruises on her face and two cracked neck vertebrae consistent with banging her head on the pool bottom."
- from the LA Times http://articles.latimes.com/1999/oct/13/local/me-21923

So, uh, no

Oh, something I had read when I quickly Googled it said he cremated her body the day after.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:44

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Kitchner posted:

Oh, something I had read when I quickly Googled it said he cremated her body the day after.

yeah we are loving with you, no one actually believes shatner murdered his wife you boob

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:45

Trickjaw: Jun 23, 2005; Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene

TEAYCHES posted:

yeah we are loving with you, no one actually believes shatner murdered his wife you boob

Yeah, hes cleverer than that!

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:49

Crashbee: May 15, 2007; Stupid people are great at winning arguments, because they're too stupid to realize they've lost.

Shadow posted:

2500 bond and she's still in jail? Wtf? Also with all that's been going on you gotta wonder how that story would have gone if she was black.

They'd have straight up murdered Tuvok or Geordie yo.

I have faith in Geordi's ability to technobabble himself out of such a situation somehow.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:52

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Trickjaw posted:

Yeah, hes cleverer than that!

Obviously not.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:58

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

Kitchner posted:

Obviously... not.

# ? Sep 16, 2015 00:03

Tujague: May 8, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Well, then I say this beats Alexander Roshenko actor guy's habit of beating up his friends and relations, driving drunk and violating parole. Congratulations, Kes!

On another note, let's go shitpost the other star trek thread, wherever it is, and say that we're from the mirror universe

# ? Sep 16, 2015 00:16