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MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

PromethiumX posted:

if kids were allowed to settle their differences with fists without threats of expulsion/arrest they probably wouldn't resort to guns

if Adam Lanza would have been able to sneak just ONE bully in the jaw think of how many lives would have been saved. or at least he'd have gone in with a singular target.

Yeah, I'm sure that's what would have happened instead of bullies being free to pick on him without threats of expulsion/arrest. The only thing preventing him from fighting back was fear of getting expelled, him sure.

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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
"My parents telling me I need to get a job is emotional abuse"

-a millennial

Chimbly93
Apr 4, 2011
https://youtu.be/CBVBHRD5lNU

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003

thathonkey posted:

Yeah more abuse = better world. Makes so much sense. Fuckbrained retard.

not abuse bro

physically accented lessons

a rigorous curriculum keeps you free of the douche

i mean really. tell me this fucker couldnt use at least one good blow to the dome

he's crying out for it
he needs it

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
this thread has made one thing clear, older generations are just as mentally ill but in different ways

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Lotka Volterra posted:

this thread has made one thing clear, older generations are just as mentally ill but in different ways

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, really?

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008

Lotka Volterra posted:

this thread has made one thing clear, older generations are just as mentally ill but in different ways

gen x was the absolute worst, easily

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

rakovsky maybe posted:

gen x was the absolute worst, easily

I'll stack Nirvana next to fun. or whatever crap band Millennials have for their tent pole generational spokesmen. What is their analog to Nirvana anyway?

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



Wtf is fun.? Like the band that sings toooooonight we arreeeee yoooung?

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

PromethiumX posted:

not abuse bro

physically accented lessons

a rigorous curriculum keeps you free of the douche

i mean really. tell me this fucker couldnt use at least one good blow to the dome

he's crying out for it
he needs it

Somebody needs to teach this person how to dress themselves properly

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Robot Pride posted:

I will admit that my mom poo poo in her pants seeing me list files in a directory at the DOS command line like she knew I was destined to change the world with my genius mind by doing something like curing restless leg syndrome one day.

And here I am almost 30 years later posting on a forum, doing nothing of note and waiting for the miserable death that will some day inevitably claim me.

does your mom poo poo her pants often

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
only when she shops at k mart

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



my son is doing computer stuff *shits pants*

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

PromethiumX posted:

not abuse bro

physically accented lessons

a rigorous curriculum keeps you free of the douche

i mean really. tell me this fucker couldnt use at least one good blow to the dome

he's crying out for it
he needs it

well for starters, warby parker frames are total garbage

The Hman
Jan 6, 2015

The Whole Internet posted:

That is pretty adorable actually. I have no jokes.

dont u mean adorkable hahaha

im a 90s kid i was born in 1999

woo hoo

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Mariana Horchata posted:

well for starters, warby parker frames are total garbage

The cheek, sir! Why, your comment has caused me to soil meUndies, as well as my Bonobos.

I'll be reporting your shenanigans on my Squarespace blog post haste! Lord, the only thing that could calm me down at this point is a nice crunchy roll.

UntilYouAreSoNude
Apr 21, 2008

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The cheek, sir! Why, your comment has caused me to soil meUndies, as well as my Bonobos.

I'll be reporting your shenanigans on my Squarespace blog post haste! Lord, the only thing that could calm me down at this point is a nice crunchy roll.

You mean the crunchy rolls that come in my NatureBox? There's nothing I love more than recieving my Naturebox and Lootcrate in the mail, being the epic geek/gamer on the go that I am!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Automatic Slim posted:

I'll stack Nirvana next to fun. or whatever crap band Millennials have for their tent pole generational spokesmen. What is their analog to Nirvana anyway?

There isn't one. All music these days revolve around being in love, breaking up or waiting for the weekend. There's no rebellion in music because there's no fight in the hearts of millenials.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

my apples :qq:

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Lasher posted:

there's no fight in the hearts of millenials.

uh, we're a country who has been at war for the past 14 years with a military populated almost entirely by millennials.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
The max age of a millennial today is 35 just fyi. Min age is 15. It's a pretty wide range.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Going back to that Bill Watterson cartoon, I guess the message is not to sell out, this message being brought to you by Zen Pencils? Does he own Zen Pencils or is this just an advertisement?

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
its just one of his fans being autistic!!!!

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Ah, I missed the "words by Bill Waterson"

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Imagine if The Oatmeal and those "inspirational" jpgs people post in Facebook had a baby, and that baby was dunked in a vat of fail AIDS jizz. That's kind of what Zen Pencils is.

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
im problematically gay

whatevz
Sep 22, 2013

I lack the most basic processes inherent in all living organisms: reproducing and dying.
Support of the Contemporary Conformist blog. Paris Review decided rusty garage doors in Lithuania are art. :crossarms:

http://tpr.ly/1Mbxhjc

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

*burns coal in fireplace*

*pays street urchins to light thousands of street gaslamps*

*has house servant dump chamberpot into open sewer on the street*

*has factory dump toxic industrial waste into rivers, sky, with complete legal impunity*

Weren't populations predominantly rural and didn't have any of that poo poo? I'm picturing folks walking around villages of cobblestone buildings using work animals and the like

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



no england was pretty advanced in terms of living in slums and dying of cholera

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
What we need is another world war so a bunch of people die and the next gen can be baby boomers again

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gender illusionist posted:

What we need is another world war so a bunch of people die and the next gen can be baby boomers again

History clearly shows that the United States makes a whole shitload of money when all of Europe and large chunks of Asia and the developed bits of Africa are bombed into dust.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Phlegmish posted:

no england was pretty advanced in terms of living in slums and dying of cholera

The Ghost Map is a baller rear end read about that

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Automatic Slim posted:

I'll stack Nirvana next to fun. or whatever crap band Millennials have for their tent pole generational spokesmen. What is their analog to Nirvana anyway?

i loving hate fun

DaemonWyrm
Jul 3, 2003

Why don't I hear any sleep screams?

Automatic Slim posted:

I'll stack Nirvana next to fun. or whatever crap band Millennials have for their tent pole generational spokesmen. What is their analog to Nirvana anyway?

Steve Jobs

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Automatic Slim posted:

I'll stack Nirvana next to fun. or whatever crap band Millennials have for their tent pole generational spokesmen. What is their analog to Nirvana anyway?

A high pitched whine

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

thathonkey posted:

A high pitched whine

nah that's nirvana too

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KBdxKYtoVY

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Millenial hipster bus company in SF went tits up and you can buy a bus for $5.

http://www.businessinsider.com/leap-declares-bankruptcy-2015-9

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im a millenial who just got a raise and also made a ton of money buying stocks in a company called Mad Catz that sells video game poo poo

lol the future is dumb

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