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discarded box posted:So I am a piece of poo poo heroin addict, tonight I was caught in possession of dope by the police. I was in cuffs and then one of them pulls me off to the side to tell me that I "can help myself" by cooperating with them in doing a controlled buy on the dealer I had just gotten the poo poo from. They said they would take the cuffs off and I could go home that night as long as I agreed to help, and that I would not be charged with possession or lose my license or any of that other stuff. This sounded pretty good to me so I just said yea sure whatever and off I went. Can they actually do this? If I was to follow through and do what they told me would what they said be true? It'd be like it never happened? I don't actually intend to follow through with this because it goes against everything I believe in. If I don't, are they just going to suddenly come arrest me and press the charges they could have before? I live in Massachusetts In your professional opinion as cops, how hosed is this guy?
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 13:11 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 19:08 |
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Depends. Might end up like Rachael Hoffman.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 13:35 |
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Yes they can do that. Yes he's hosed. Yes he'll do it because he's a junkie and jail sucks
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 14:13 |
He might be looking at a whole 8 hours community service around here.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 14:16 |
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Branis posted:Yes they can do that. Yes he's hosed. Yes he'll do it because he's a junkie and jail sucks
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 15:58 |
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Korgan posted:In your professional opinion as cops, how hosed is this guy? He's stupid, a junkie, and seemingly a total pussy. Guy's gonna go far
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 17:06 |
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He might lose his street cred as a junkie piece of poo poo if he cooperates with the 5-0 though. Gotta think about that guys.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 17:58 |
Do goons hate heroine addicts or cops more
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:08 |
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Two Finger posted:Do goons hate heroine addicts or cops more I'm addicted to Heroines, can't get enough of Amelia Earheart or Emmeline Pankhurst.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:28 |
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Two Finger posted:Do goons hate heroine addicts or cops more Heroine addicts at least provide some funny stories out of tcc.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:35 |
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Two Finger posted:Do goons hate heroine addicts or cops more You can tell heroin addicts to gently caress off but when I tell cops I'm a sovereign citizen they break my windows and taze me ACAB
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:51 |
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Kawasaki Nun posted:You can tell heroin addicts to gently caress off but when I tell cops I'm a sovereign citizen they break my windows and taze me ACAB But they can't do that if you're a free man traveling on the land
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 19:02 |
Kawasaki Nun posted:You can tell heroin addicts to gently caress off but when I tell cops I'm a sovereign citizen they break my windows and taze me ACAB We need to buy p Barnes an account
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 19:07 |
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Two Finger posted:We need to buy p Barnes an account The one man I would create joinder with.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 19:19 |
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P Barnes is the mod we all deserve N4i request name change to "Son of P Barnes" thx
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 19:33 |
Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Heroine addicts at least provide some funny stories out of tcc. Best tcc story is still the one where they were all eyeballing doses of some Russian drug and one blacked out for a week only to find a message from his girl's dad saying he would call the police if he ever contacted her again
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 19:37 |
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P Barnes wouldn't arrest a kid for making a clock.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 19:41 |
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Skoll posted:P Barnes wouldn't arrest a kid for making a clock. No, but he'd tase the kid for making a camera in the courtroom.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 19:43 |
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Two Finger posted:Best tcc story is still the one where they were all eyeballing doses of some Russian drug and one blacked out for a week only to find a message from his girl's dad saying he would call the police if he ever contacted her again Archived thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3230894 My favorite poster: Wickerman's posts posted:12/1/2009 07:56 THE JOOSE IS LOOSE goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Sep 16, 2015 |
# ? Sep 16, 2015 20:12 |
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shiti'llneverunderstand.txt Re: heroin guy Four years to take a warrant out in my state, he's hosed
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 20:20 |
Lmfao That wasn't the one I meant but it owns There was also one where a dude ordered a grand piano or some poo poo I get hosed up enough on booze no idea why you'd feel the need to do poo poo that does that to you
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 20:29 |
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Yeah and these fucks want single payer so we can foot the bill for their drug binges gently caress them. Always arrest DUI drugs, always. Had to waste a perfectly good dose of narcan on on a loving heroin addict the other day. Why do you idiots support legalizing any drugs? Let these idiots kill themselves on whatever home made poo poo they're constantly looking to inject, snort, inhale, etc...
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:26 |
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Settle down Beavis
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:40 |
loving druggies using up all the healthcare
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:52 |
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Teflon Don posted:Settle down Beavis Haha
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:54 |
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Legalize all drugs universal all healthcare. No gods no masters gently caress the state full communism glory to Stalin
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 22:33 |
Branis posted:Legalize all drugs universal all healthcare. No gods no masters gently caress the state full communism glory to Stalin P Barnes 2016
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 22:47 |
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Who is P Barnes? I tried googling it but so much poo poo came up I couldn't make any sense of it
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 11:33 |
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Who is P Barnes? I tried googling it but so much poo poo came up I couldn't make any sense of it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebt0l8s3aMQ edit : Follow up of the video http://www.cdapress.com/news/local_news/article_9447b4f2-2efb-11e2-9acf-0019bb2963f4.html Skoll fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Sep 17, 2015 |
# ? Sep 17, 2015 11:41 |
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Skoll posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebt0l8s3aMQ Article is worth a read. Dude almost got thrown in jail again for contempt when he was there for the original contempt/taser charge.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 12:55 |
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He was a shithead from the moment he walked in the door that morning. There are three other videos of him just being a shithead leading up to the tasing. He showed up to court in his finest vibram five fingers, blue jeans, and a tshirt. He caused a ruckus at the security checkpoint and told p. barnes there that he was going to bill them for the unlawful search of a metal detector and xray. He then goes and sits in traffic court and is filming other people discussing their personal cases with the prosecutor. Multiple bailiffs come to tell him to turn off the camera or leave, and he refuses to do both. No one gets physical but they end up emptying the entire courtroom just to get him and his camera out. After the prosecutor tries to talk to him about his offense and he rambles on about some sovcit bullshit about how he has no name or isn't a US citizen. They used incredible restraint to deal with his rear end and they probably would have been justified using force and arresting him sooner.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 13:32 |
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how do cop goons here feel about the arrest of 14-year-old Ahmed Mohamed?
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 15:20 |
Volume posted:how do cop goons here feel about the arrest of 14-year-old Ahmed Mohamed? Brown skinned kid did science in Texas, he's lucky he didn't get life in the slammer god bless our freedoms Inshalla
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 15:58 |
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Volume posted:how do cop goons here feel about the arrest of 14-year-old Ahmed Mohamed? Why is he still breathing? Terrists get shot in this part of the world. Just look at Charles De Menezezs
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 16:03 |
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I looked at the time here and it was 00:00 and nothing happened. I felt ripped off. e: That kid should really invent something. Fo3 fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Sep 17, 2015 |
# ? Sep 17, 2015 17:04 |
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He's a little late on the clock idea, they've been around a while.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 17:14 |
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No surprise that oBummer invited him to the White House for their pagan prayers so he can build bombs there ~*~* G-d bless *~*~
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 17:14 |
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Volume posted:how do cop goons here feel about the arrest of 14-year-old Ahmed Mohamed? Fffffaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttt
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 18:14 |
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Volume posted:how do cop goons here feel about the arrest of 14-year-old Ahmed Mohamed?
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Allahu ackbar
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