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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Webbeh posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with donald trump's eyes

The eyes are the window to the soul.

That's whats wrong with Trump's eyes

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Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?
Goddamn, Ben, you're wrong about literally everything that isn't neurosurgery, but you seem like a nice enough guy. :smith: What are you even doing here?

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Trump acting like some pussy nice guy

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?
'Whatever that talent is'. I guess that passes for humble.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
goddamnit jeb bush is such a bad politician but has such a nice voice

jaylynne
Nov 7, 2005
putting the fun in dysfunctional
Braggadocious.

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003
AMERICAN PIE AND BASEBALL AND PUPPIES --The Donald

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
BRAGGADOCIOUS

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
jeb seems tired

badatom
Dec 10, 2011
Did The Donald have some work done on his eyes?

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Nobody laughed at Rubio's water bottle joke. :smith:

IT was actually pretty good and it fell completely flat lol

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

IllIllIll posted:

Braggadocious

Donald "The Braggadouche" Trump.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


JEB! looks uncomfortable being so close to Trump.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
switch to tv, first thing is JEB! saying taxes, great.

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
I'm Jeb Bush. I used to be at the center of the media narrative. It was a nice time for me.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Of course Walker sucks Reagan's dick

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?
Holy poo poo since when has Jeb been a bleach-blonde

is that something that has been true for a while and I haven't noticed

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Damnit walker make your hair even you lazy gently caress

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
I like how everyone has been really gracious and "happy to be here" "with those great people" but Trump and Bush just brag about themselves

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
So what are we doing every time someone invokes Reagan?

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Ronald

Reagan

El Golden Goose
Jul 23, 2007

Quorum posted:

Goddamn, Ben, you're wrong about literally everything that isn't neurosurgery, but you seem like a nice enough guy. :smith: What are you even doing here?

He's hilariously egotistic, that's what

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

935 posted:

Is Carson on drugs?

That's just how he talks. It's unnerving as hell.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Mods, please change my vote from Fiorina to Carson on the poll.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Hi im zyla and i dont got a wife, but if i did i wouldnt talk about her because its irrelevant to this debate

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
gently caress YOU SCOTT WALKER!

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


gently caress you, Walker

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I'm walkers left eye

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

speaking of doopy looking eyes

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
gently caress you for loving Wisconsin, Scottie.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
holy poo poo carly that was awkward

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Walker has already busted in his pants from being in the building

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
walker's been sporting half a chub all day walking around the reagan shrine

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Notice me Reagan-senpai

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
Scott Walker is such a fuckwit.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Cruz's speaking voice comes off so loving cynical, much like literally everything else he does.

It's really nasally and disingenuous all the drat time. Also gently caress Scott Walker someone shove a block of cheese up his rear end.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Cruz's speaking voice comes off so loving cynical, much like literally everything else he does.

yeah if he was somehow elected id go crazy having to see him on tv all the time

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
I've been tested and failed it of college. --Scott walker.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

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Channel: #poligoon

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


That pause before she started :stare:

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