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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I don't want to get into a debat-uh, discussion

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Why don't you just sing Kumbaya, Carson?

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~
Oh Carsen is talzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

So Carson is a doctor right? I have to assume he's been writing himself prescriptions for all sorts of opiates the way he talks.

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

Rubio dabbing his sweat. Poor guy must be really self conscious.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Trump must have a nail or tack in his shoe that he pushes down on every time he gets the urge to cut off Carson and call him a slow talking light weight.

Kenshin
Jan 10, 2007

MattOfMontana posted:

Why does Ben Carson look like he prescribed himself an insane amount of Xanax before these debates

He's not a natural liar and has to think carefully about each lie before he says anything.

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Why isn't every question either directed to or the subject of Donald Trump?

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
SHUT UP CARLY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

loving christ ben is putting me to sleep

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
can we get carson's position on legal weed because he seems a little off

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
moderator: who's the biggest rear end in a top hat on this stage? c'mon, tell me. who's the ugliest?

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
carly leaning in

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Rubio is sweating like crazy up there.

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
carson's grandkids are rolling his eyes and cringing at him from home

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
"Fish swim in water, that is why you should vote me, Carly Fiorina, as President of Fish"

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Gyges posted:

Jesus, Rubio is wiping the sweat from his face when he thinks he's off camera. Does he have medical hydration issues?

Everytime Fiorina says water he's triggered

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
I just want to see Fiorina goad Trump into hulking out.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

PUT TRUMP ON TV

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Which candidate would nuke mecca?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Dr. Carson consistently sounds like he's been writing himself shitloads of prescriptions for Xanax.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Axetrain posted:

So Carson is a doctor right? I have to assume he's been writing himself prescriptions for all sorts of opiates the way he talks.

someone explained that if you are a brain surgeon its probably good to be pretty calm when talking to people but yea i dont think hes changed his style for politics

hey its working though hes doin pretty well in the polls

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

MattOfMontana posted:

Why does Ben Carson look like he prescribed himself an insane amount of Xanax before these debates

Do you see that stage?? gently caress, anything to take the edge off man.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
Where the gently caress is she getting these numbers?

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Sharkie posted:

moderator: who's the biggest rear end in a top hat on this stage? c'mon, tell me. who's the ugliest?

fearer fearer on the wall whose the grossest of them all

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
were suffering from Stockholm syndrome

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
HP was a problem, and I was so close to solving the issue until they kicked me out

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003
why the gently caress have a moderator if they're just going to let the people run roughshod all over them

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
Carly's head bobs like a vulture tearing at carrion

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

Sharkie posted:

moderator: who's the biggest rear end in a top hat on this stage? c'mon, tell me. who's the ugliest?

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Carly just did something stupid, she said that "XX% of Americans think the government is corrupt".

Trump thinks the government is corrupt because he thinks so, he doesnt give a poo poo about what a majority of Americans think.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


somebody go back to trump

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Good a Trump question.

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

I agree Carly, bring out the guillotines!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
So is this going to be a debate where the winner is Trump and the loser is America

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme
Actually, Carly, fish can tell a lot about water! LET ME TELL YOU THINGS

(don't let marine ecologists out in public ever, is basically the story of my life)

TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory
ben carson reminds me a lot of pierre bernard from conan

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Mirthless posted:

carly leaning in

Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011
Carson has spent decades as a children's brain surgeon, he doesn't know how to sound anything other than calm and patient and reassuring

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
How are these questions fitting for a foreign policy debate

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