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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Subvisual Haze posted:

If Carson is elected will he share his stash of opioids with the nation?

he stole peggy noonan's pile of ludes

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Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012
"70% of americans think the government is corrupt" and clearly one of the worst, most corrupt CEOs in US history would change that perception

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
hahahaha gently caress you jeb

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

They literally did this, but Hillary, at the first kiddy table debate.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"I'm not a puppet" - Jeb "Puppet" Bush

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Axetrain posted:

So Carson is a doctor right? I have to assume he's been writing himself prescriptions for all sorts of opiates the way he talks.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Dr. Carson consistently sounds like he's been writing himself shitloads of prescriptions for Xanax.

I'm glad we're on the same page here.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

wow good question lol

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
I love that Trump is in a lot of these Bush shots

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Everyone on stage is going for the "political revolution/outsider" angle

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

cheesetriangles posted:

Which candidate would nuke mecca?

Filorina already nuked Iran with HP printers.

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
DANCE PUPPETS DANCE

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


yeeeeessssss, let's talk about puppets

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
hey bush are you a piece of poo poo

jeb: uhhh

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

Where the gently caress is she getting these numbers?

80% of americans hate the jews. 90% of americans are industrial salmon farmers. these are just the facts

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

So you are all empty suits for wealthy businessmen, thoughts?

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

"jeb, trump says you're a poo poo; are you?"

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
OH poo poo

Senf
Nov 12, 2006

omg that trump body language

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

Jeb! please explain how much of a rent boy you are.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
TRUMP'S FACE IS AMAZING

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Turnquiet posted:

Rubio dabbing his sweat. Poor guy must be really self conscious.

Amphetamines

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
oh my god, that reaction from trump

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY loving GOD

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."
:lol:

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

hahaha, great question and bush is dodging

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lmao

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Lol

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING
FUCKIN poo poo UP

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Trump is cornered

Anal Papist
Jun 2, 2011

Jeb! is so low energy.

Istvun
Apr 20, 2007


A better world is just $69.69 away.

Soiled Meat

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

wait, i spoke to soon

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
haha jeb! really stepped in it

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Jeb! smiles like an emasculated husband who is pretending to enjoy watching his wife getting hosed by another guy (in this case Trump)

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
"No way man"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

GOV BUSH ARE YOU A PUPPET FOR THE RICH

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


trump looks legit embarrassed, lol

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Cornered animal attacks.

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tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



PUNCH THAT MOTHERFUCKER

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