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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
Carson and Donald are starting to coalesce, a pair of binary republican stars

Trump/Carson or Carson/Trump, one or the other, it's going to happen. They're gonna make a deal, it's gonna be yooge.

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Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
The Heads of Mexico

The seven-headed Mexican beast

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
Jesus he just broke Bush. You could see his face fall as he dropped his arm and gave up there, and then whined to try to talk

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
I'm so happy.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

At what point does Jeb! take a swing at trump

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Should we be arming ISIS?

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


This is the best thing and I love it so much.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

IllIllIll posted:

Cruz standing there like "Can I talk at all?"

Preferably not.

"Putin, like me, is a mobster."

All-Beef Patricide
Dec 9, 2003
Trump's new policy is to get along with everyone to stabilize the world

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

chinah

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
he will use his personality to bring world peace

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003
"I'm a nice guy i get along with people!" --the donald

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
Trump is trolling the entire world

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Cronodoculous posted:

Haha Jeb's letting Trump tell him when to talk, this is adorable.

Sad little Jeb! campaign.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Trump: I'll get along with China, Mexico, and Russia. P.S. gently caress China, Mexico, and Russia.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...

jaylynne posted:

China. OR the heads of Mexico.

Just the heads. The rest of Mexico, not so much.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

china

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
we won't have problems if I'm elected - trump

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Trump/Carson

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
goddamn Rubio is a robot

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

this is literally The Donald Trump Show (tm)

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

cheesetriangles posted:

Should we be arming ISIS?

Congrats on your upcoming appointment as Trump's Secretary of Defense.

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012
"i think i'll get along with others"
youl iterally just said you don't like people

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Yes, Trump did ask Jeb! for casino gambling in Florida, but you already knew that.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...574b_story.html

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
Rubio is sweating like a motherfucker

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
rubio is dangerous

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


"I will be very friendly with authoritarian regimes" - Donald J. Trump

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Putin/Trump alliance.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
rubio knows too much, so he loses automatically

nerds lose, marco

tomapot
Apr 7, 2005
Suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
Oven Wrangler
No chance for anyone else to chime it, this is awesome.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Who is this dude with the big rear end ears?

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Rubio deer in the headlights look.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Rubio is 100% right lol

IllIllIll
Feb 17, 2012
Moderators taking surprisingly little bullshit, at least giving one callout

Cronodoculous
Jun 29, 2006

You light up my life


Well Rubio if you just tell us what Russia's doing, now everyone else on stage is going to know! You blew your advantage!

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

Someone edit Trump and JEB!'s heads into this in the appropriate places.

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

To Senator Rubio, you are also here.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Rubio sweatin hard.

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


A glistening rubio

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Well I guess I'm voting for Trump now

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