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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
Will Cruz or Huckabee be allowed to speak first?

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GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate

hcreight posted:

Just the heads. The rest of Mexico, not so much.

Um, the rest of Mexico will be behind a wall and therefore not a problem.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


this is my election erection

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE FACT S

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lol cruz has not said a word

MattO
Oct 10, 2003

Trump is like a kid running class president.

"And we'll have McDonalds for lunch and 3 hours of recess"

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
lol

Rubio "lets go kick Russia's rear end!!!"

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Rubio's trying so hard, and no one cares

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
Marco Rubio's tom clancy fanfiction

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Rubio no one cares about foreign policy lol

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

holy poo poo

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

:stare:

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

Demonachizer posted:

Who is this dude with the big rear end ears?

holy poo poo.

Plexiwatt
Sep 6, 2002

by exmarx

BWV posted:

carson is the guy who in a movie steps in front of two rivals but ends up getting killed by accident. then they become great friends in the wake of his death

Mercarsono

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Atoramos posted:

this is my election erection

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

smg77 posted:

Rubio is sweating like a motherfucker

Sure, but he's going to be the winner on the radio

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Carly shows off her war boner

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Rubio just openly spun the Syria thing as a Russia vs. NATO sphere of influence battle in the Mideast

Is that permitted?? The stories Ive read about Syria have officials trying to sidestep around that

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

holy poo poo

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
lol see ya Birdlady

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol cruz has not said a word

Cruz is there, too?

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

WAR WITH RUSSIA NOW

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

So what's the time now on Huckabee and Paul not talking?????

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
oh theyll like her answer

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

CARLY WANTS WAR WITH RUSSIA

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Fiorina with the subtle Trump burn

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
look how much I know!!1

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
fiorna is good at at least sounding like she knows what she's doing which puts her ahead of the pack

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Oh, cool. World War III sounds fun, Carly.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
just got home, lollin@carly trying to start ww3

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Is the guy sitting behind the moderator wearing a Confederate Flag tie? I really think he is.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the SIXTH FLEET!!!!!!!!!!!

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Motto posted:

WAR WITH RUSSIA NOW

Holy poo poo she's out of her god drat mind

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
marco rubio is like a kid who just got the privilege to talk during an adults argument

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

cold war :siren:

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
Carly Fiorina: It's Time to Build More Battleships

gently caress yoooooooou

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Lol Carly has no loving clue how foreign relations work.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
TALKING DOESNT WORKKKKK

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Mirthless posted:

Marco Rubio's tom clancy fanfiction

And then Jack Ryan would come in and assassinate Putin, after a big car chase, natch.

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Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
Fiorina shading Donald by mentioning the exact stuff he was stumped on by Hewitt.

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