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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

She gonna destroy Russia like she destroyed HP

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
lol this guy

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Fiorina with her "oh poo poo 5 minutes are left in the essay" foreign policy response

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
"I'm going to stomp around the Balkans and start a goddamned war"

Good Job Finorioioioreo.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Brogeoisie posted:

Hell yeah arm all of these disparate militant groups!!

That's always worked out well for us!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


cruz is so goddamn slimy

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Omg Cruz

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
cruz is sweating hard

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."
Ted Cruz wouldn't be the worst person on stage if he didn't look like such a doofus + have that ridiculous Texas accent and evangelical pastor cadence

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Oh baby Iran here we go.

Cronodoculous
Jun 29, 2006

You light up my life


It feels really gross when Cruz looks directly at the camera like that. Please stop Ted you're icky

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
its funny how much air time trump is getting. you cant pay for this

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

Deadulus posted:

What is with the sixth fleet?

we need more troops punching strippers in italy and breaking into houses in greece prompting admiral apologies

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Nuclear Iran. Radical Islam. Battelstar Galactica.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
oh hey they let cruz out of his crate

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
Ted cruz even sweatier than Rubio

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Cruz just called Obama aterrorist lol

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
cruz's fuckin eyebrows what the gently caress

it's like he's a cartoon

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?
Is it me or is Cruz the only one who keeps looking straight into the camera?

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


I like how all of Tapper's questions are "Candidate X talked mad poo poo about you. Respond?"

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
yessss united nationsss

Rivensteel
Mar 30, 2010

lamentable dustman posted:

Carly memorized some names and wants a new cold war

Totally memorized prepared remarks

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Pron on VHS posted:

Trump is going to do something crazy to change the subject from foreign policy

the debate's subject is foreign policy

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Ka MAY KNEE

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



As a Texan, I apologize for Ted Cruz. I did not vote for him, and he's Canadian anyway, so gently caress him.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Cruz is too ugly and hilarious looking to be president.

Sorry Cruz but Hilary is the only old lady with a chance of being president.

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003
Cruz' voice is like a loving parody of pop politicians

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Ted Cruz about to tell Herman that he thinks Lily is cheating on him.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Deadulus posted:

What is with the sixth fleet?

Navy fleet that patrols Europe and Africa

tomapot
Apr 7, 2005
Suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
Oven Wrangler

Colonel Corazon posted:

oh my god she actually has been doing homework

Too much to detail people stopped listening.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

So what you're saying is that Obama has kept Iran from having nukes for 6 1/2 years? Hmm.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
I'm sorry, I'm still laughing my rear end off at the Trump/Putin empire talk

District Selectman
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Why is everyone glistening?

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Brogeoisie posted:

Ted Cruz wouldn't be the worst person on stage if he didn't look like such a doofus + have that ridiculous Texas accent and evangelical pastor cadence

True but only because Huckabee is slightly worse

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Sorry, a nuclear Iran means gently caress all to US national security.
Israel would poo poo itself, and the world will be glad of that.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Planet X posted:

Mater-ee-ehl

That's correct. "Materiel."

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Oh good time to make up some blatant lies regarding the Iran Deal.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Jesus Christ, Ted Cruz still manages to be the least likable person on a stage that includes Donald loving Trump.

What a squinty, nasally gently caress he is.

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midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
don't eyefuck me dude

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