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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
HAHAHAHA Literal "NWO" bullshit

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Rivensteel
Mar 30, 2010

tinstaach posted:

I like how all of Tapper's questions are "Candidate X talked mad poo poo about you. Respond?"

Best mod besides Obama

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

AGENDA 21!!!!

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Kasich needs to take a giant poo poo it appears

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

Cruz: "I'll solve our dependence on foreign oil by the fluids extruded from my face."

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

Crain posted:

"I'm going to stomp around the Balkans and start a goddamned war"

Good Job Finorioioioreo.
Neither the Baltics or Poland are in the Balkans though...my stream died though, did she mention the Balkans?

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
He won a court case against the entire planet

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~
God Cruz is so fake

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
being a texas lawyer = understanding how the un works -ted cruz

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lol he is insane

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
you can see the slime oozing from Cruz's lovely pores

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I will FIGHT the World Court with my fists

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
Did CNN just ask a relevant followup question?

Brb gotta go check if there are frogs falling from teh sky now

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

I loving hate Cruz so loving much. I hate he says he's from Texas.

Kenshin
Jan 10, 2007
Oh my god Ted Cruz must appeal to the lukewarm-iq inbred demographic

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Iron Twinkie posted:

Cruz: "I'll solve our dependence on foreign oil by the fluids extruded from my face."

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

backpedial kasich, backpedal!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Hey Ted tell them what that case you're so proud about was over...

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

richardfun posted:

Is it me or is Cruz the only one who keeps looking straight into the camera?

Almost as creepy as his Simpsons impressions.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Planet X posted:

Mater-ee-ehl

hhhat posted:

Wasn't just me then.

That must have been terrible for her admin at HP.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Materiel

Material is something else.

Fiorina pronounced it correctly.

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If I am elected president I will give nuclear weapons to Poland and the Baltic States to ensure their freedom from Russia

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Fish Of Doom posted:

Rubio's trying so hard, and no one cares

hes my husbando

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
That case was over Texas' sovereign right to murder someone.

Norton
Feb 18, 2006

cruz no one cares about the words you are saying

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Okay, enough of this, more Trump please

ARCDad
Jul 22, 2007
Not to be confused with poptartin
"You better believe it"

MixMasterMalaria
Jul 26, 2007
'weakness is provocative' - Ted Cruz

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Republic of Texas v World Court

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
signing treaties: apparently giving up sovereignty

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Those lights are shining hard and hot, some intern is gonna get super fired

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012
i do not have enough alcohol or weed to make this bearable to watch
:negative:

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

AceRimmer posted:

Neither the Baltics or Poland are in the Balkans though...my stream died though, did she mention the Balkans?

No I misspelled Baltics and it corrected to Balkans and I didn't catch it.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
It's been more than two minutes since Trump said anything...debate sucks now

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Cruz's head looks like like it’s full of dead goldfish that all committed suicide. Looks like a sad child tried to build a friend with nothing but an old football, a wad of discarded cat fur, and a staple gun.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

kasich: with my years of experience, I can safely say I have no idea what the gently caress

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006
Ted Cruz: Why should I care about the world? I'm an American!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

who is this democrat?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Kasich being reasonable.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
what the gently caress was ted cruz talking about

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GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Please ask these clowns what happens after you rip up a nuclear deal with Iran? Do we just bomb them into submission? Let them have the bomb no strings attached?

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