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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Paul sounding reasonable, finish your drink.

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

apatheticman posted:

Cruz's head looks like like it’s full of dead goldfish that all committed suicide. Looks like a sad child tried to build a friend with nothing but an old football, a wad of discarded cat fur, and a staple gun.

Lol.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Ted Cruz is like a more-insufferable Edward Nygma from "Gotham"

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


I'm glad huckabee hasn't gotten a single chance to speak since his intro

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†

Rand sounding moderate?!?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


"gently caress you dad" - Rand Paul

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

*banging knife and fork on the table* We want Trump! We want Trump!

Mickey Mental
May 18, 2008
So the Iran negotiations will be catastrophic! But the Iraq war brought great results? Do these ducking morons forget people were alive
for this poo poo?

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
They're all sweating like Nixon

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
Walker glancing at the audience when Rand said something other than KILL IRAN

CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 2 years!)

I hope trump's numbers don't tank after this.

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Like one person loving clapped for Rand.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Is china important? nah.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
^^ thanks

Mirthless posted:

what the gently caress is going on

"How do i diplomacy" -- most of the stage

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
Did a DNC staffer break into the Reagan Library and crank the heat up?

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

One person claps for Rand Paul. LOL.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Ol' Sweatstache Walker

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
Rand being reasonable O_o

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Hey, there was one person clapping for detente. Kissinger must be in the house.

lookoutbelow
Mar 3, 2004

euphronius posted:

Rand paul

making ..... sense . . .??

Pierce rule: 4:57, 4:58, 4:59 . . .

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
i hate you so much scott walker

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Has Huckabee gotten any air time since his opening comments?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

EYE ran

WrightOfWay
Jul 24, 2010


I love the one person applauding Paul

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

Minsky posted:

Man is the air conditioning out or something everyone is drenched

Everyone's scared of Trump.

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

badatom posted:

Is it just really hot in there? Everyone is sweating like crazy.

It's like how if you pack a dozen people into a dorm room it gets hot as hell just by the human heat factor. This stage wasn't designed to cool for 11 blowhards.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Let's get back to Trump and Bush and WAR. OPEN GODDAMN WAR! SHINY AND CHROME!

Merton Blask
Jun 30, 2008

So it's true! Mysterio is
gay for sex... with me?
Aren't 21 gun salutes given at funerals?

jaylynne
Nov 7, 2005
putting the fun in dysfunctional
Oh my god, these prepared jokes by Walker are awful

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
democratic debates will be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO boring

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

MrAristocrates posted:

I'm glad huckabee hasn't gotten a single chance to speak since his intro

The only good thing to come out of this debate

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
I want to know how politicians develop their zingers

"i want to play cards with obama" YEAH THATLL GET THEM

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



DEBATE LIGHTS CANT MELT GOP FACE

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Whoever is feeding Walker these bad jokes needs to be fired asap

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
nuke china each time they hack us

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Brannock posted:

Has Huckabee gotten any air time since his opening comments?

Literally none

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

is scott walker actually blind

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Base Camp Blanket posted:

One person claps for Rand Paul. LOL.

are we sure his dad isnt in the audience?

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Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

CuteJen96 posted:

I hope trump's numbers don't tank after this.
why do you think they would?

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