Sept 16, 8pm ET, CNN Great Debate. The Donald roasts 10 assholes for 3 hours.

Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Jeb Bush
	Scott Walker
	Ben Carson
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Mike Huckabee
	Rand Paul
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Carly Fiorina

sexy fucking muskrat: Aug 22, 2010; by exmarx

lol Huckabee hasn't said a word in half an hour

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Simper Sanctions?

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Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Did Jeb just encourage cyberterrorism?

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District Selectman: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Alternate theory: this GOP debate is a slow motion version of the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark

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emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Jesus where did Walker learn to make vowel sounds

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Senator Sprinkles: Aug 16, 2008

Walker is a Fallout LARPer

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Minsky posted:

Man is the air conditioning out or something everyone is drenched

TOO MANY HOT TAKES

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Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

Walker is a literal mouth breather.

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Cronodoculous: Jun 29, 2006; You light up my life

Is a hurricane coming or something, because Walker seems to be well stocked on canned lines.

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NEED TOILET PAPER: Mar 22, 2013; by XyloJW

not just sanctions

SUPER SANCTIONS

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Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

TheWevel posted:

why is everyone so sweaty

Christy's not going to make it.

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Turnquiet: Oct 24, 2002; My friend is an eloquent speaker.

Poor Rubio, always drinking water on camera

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GamingHyena: Jul 25, 2003; Devil's Advocate

"I would do what Obama would do, but more so. Also dinner. Can't give up the dinner."

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Olanphonia: Jul 27, 2006; I'm open to suggestions~

am i the only one that thinks that cruz got a face like he's on the verge of tears 24/7?

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momerath: Nov 15, 2014

YAWN

no one cares about this exclamation mark retard.

WHEN IS TRUMP GONNA GET TO TALK

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Webbeh: Dec 13, 2003; IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

god bless israel foreverrrr

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spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

lol what's hosed up is that Trump is the most qualified person to be president on that stage.

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Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

Liveblogs are reporting the temperatures are reaching health hazard hot- possibly an air circulation problem(serious), possibly Trump (mostly still serious).

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

MrAristocrates posted:

Literally none

I forgot he was there lol

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Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

attack everything.

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

apatheticman posted:

Cruz's head looks like like it’s full of dead goldfish that all committed suicide. Looks like a sad child tried to build a friend with nothing but an old football, a wad of discarded cat fur, and a staple gun.

This, all the time.

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Fintilgin: Sep 29, 2004; Fintilgin sweeps!

Bush wants to launch CYBER offensives against China

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Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

hahahaha Jeb's knowledge of computers came from kids movies and tv cop dramas

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MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Gamma Nerd posted:

i do not have enough alcohol or weed to make this bearable to watch

better put that weed away before Christie sends in the DEA

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

oh cool let's start an official cyber war instead of an unofficial one. great idea.

sadly he's the only one saying that canceling a dinner doesn't mean poo poo.

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Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

gently caress

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midnightclimax: Dec 3, 2011; by XyloJW

boooooring.

bring back the Trump

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tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

Brannock posted:

Has Huckabee gotten any air time since his opening comments?

No, and that's good, because gently caress Mike Huckabee

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Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

"I wanna play cards with Obama cause he folds on everything!"

Please do Walker you belligerent retard.

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Axetrain: Sep 14, 2007

MrAristocrates posted:

Literally none

Lets hope it stays that way.

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electric funeral: Oct 16, 2004; ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

richardfun posted:

Walker's getting rather shiny.

He's being raptured

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ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

Somebody had to be last, and surprise, it was Huckabee

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hcreight: Mar 19, 2007; My name is Oliver Queen...

"Somebody had to be 11th." :lol:

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

tapper is so easy to walk over

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Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

we need to offensively... send a signal, to block em'.

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Ofaloaf: Feb 15, 2013

TIME FOR THE HUCKSTER

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lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

Probably Magic posted:

Did Jeb just encourage cyberterrorism?

the idea that we aren't hacking them back is what is funny about it

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Pavlov: Oct 21, 2012; I've long been fascinated with how the alt-right develops elaborate and obscure dog whistles to try to communicate their meaning without having to say it out loud
Stepan Andreyevich Bandera being the most prominent example of that

Bush wants to counter-cyber-attack with a "deterrent signal".

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Axetrain: Sep 14, 2007

welp

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Motto: Aug 3, 2013

momerath posted:

YAWN

no one cares about this exclamation mark retard.

WHEN IS TRUMP GONNA GET TO TALK

why aren't you excited

it connotes excitement

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