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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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Motto
Aug 3, 2013

NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

what's this about?

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/16/politics/mike-huckabee-abortion-paraguay/

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lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Rubio coming out strong

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Goatman Sacks posted:

holy poo poo someone who remembers that Obama couldn't get congress's consent to enforce the red line.

Is CNN using Trump as a proxy to do...



... reporting?

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
US military is only good for big, dumb attacks ~ Marco Rubio

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Rubio is winning this debate so far.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
rand paul reminds me so much of littlefinger

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
goddamn rand paul why do you sound reasonable

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
Marco Rubio thinks every military conflict is Normandy loving Beach

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

rnd paul

making . . . sense???

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate

Probably Magic posted:

We don't do pinprick attacks. What even are the Marines?

NUKE EVERYONE ALWAYS

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

Trump is the most competent candidate on stage. Legitimately! Jesus loving Christ.

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
gently caress stream went down

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003
"gently caress A SCALPEL I WANT A SLEDGEHAMMER" --rubio

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Rand Paul has learned well from his dad

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
Paul...sane?!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Rand Paul is the man

railroad terror
Jul 2, 2007

choo choo
Rand Paul: "all Syrians are evil"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Rand is being annoyingly reasonable, why rand why

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Holy poo poo, yes! :hfive:

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Rand Paul with... a somewhat reasonable opinion?

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot
This is amazing for anyone wondering

jaylynne
Nov 7, 2005
putting the fun in dysfunctional
I'M THE FIRST SENATOR, HAR

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Stop making Rand Paul the not crazy one jesus.

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer
God drat, Trump is really loving good at this

He's a boorish, dumb rear end in a top hat with lovely opinions, but in a different life he would've been an amazing politician

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

lamentable dustman posted:

Rubio coming out strong

With the line "I have ZERO RESPONSIBILITY"

deadend
Oct 1, 2005
every time Cruz talks i feel hes thinking about molesting a child

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
Ted cruz has the most punchable face

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
rand paul sounding sane?

tomapot
Apr 7, 2005
Suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
Oven Wrangler
Rand Paul making sense there.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


what's happening? is trump finished?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I can't put my finger quite on who his face resembles. It's driving me crazy.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

cruz did you think that was a joke

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Fact check: Cruz is the third Senator, the most junior.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
cruz is such a wet fart

All-Beef Patricide
Dec 9, 2003

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

God drat, Trump is really loving good at this

He's a boorish, dumb rear end in a top hat with lovely opinions, but in a different life he would've been an amazing politician

Sorry to break it to you but a different life is the same as this life and it is amazing

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer
also holy poo poo does Ted Cruz ever sound like the stereotypical nerd here

badatom
Dec 10, 2011
Rand Paul sounding a bit like his dad there. Not saying that's a good thing, just an observation.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
He can't even pronounce Khomeini.

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

euphronius posted:

rnd paul

making . . . sense???

our political opponents are, in fact, human beings who can sometimes be more complicated than comic-book evil

unless they're Scott Walker

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