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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Mr Jaunts posted:

Rand Paul with... a somewhat reasonable opinion?

That's why he's not registering with republicans in the polls.

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I want to punch Ted Cruz's face mor eevery time he talks.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
Lil Satan, you are too cute

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

omg Cruz is so bad

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

hcreight posted:

Stop making Rand Paul the not crazy one jesus.

Welcome to die.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
i need to get more booze when is the commercial break?

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Shakenbaker posted:

US military is only good for big, dumb attacks ~ Marco Rubio

"We gotta fight with tanks! We gotta charge machine gun positions! Blowin' up Pillboxes with grenades!" - Noted World War 2 Re-Enactor Marco "Aqua" Rubio

Mickey Mental
May 18, 2008
Rand sounding sensible....scary

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

axeil posted:

the only question should be "governor huckabee: why do you love child rapists?" with a follow up of "do you know what the definition of a refugee is?"

you mean "can you leave please"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

God drat, Trump is really loving good at this

He's a boorish, dumb rear end in a top hat with lovely opinions, but in a different life he would've been an amazing politician

It's actually this life, 3 years from now.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

"i'm reminded of a great editorial cartoon"

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Someone actually reads editorial cartoons

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

"you're the third senator"

[third... less than one... one good. i'm one]

"i think i'm the FIRST senator !!"

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
i am reminded of this great political cartoon

THOSE FUCKERS

OUR poo poo

also something was labeled "DEBT"

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Jewel Repetition posted:

I want to punch Ted Cruz's face mor eevery time he talks.

This times 1000.

He will never be president.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
please laugh at my jokes, i know cartoons and such

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I want a looping clip of Cruz saying DEATH TO AMERICA

lookoutbelow
Mar 3, 2004

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I say just put them all in a tiny room, with no air conditioning, and give them plenty of coffee and whiskey. That's the debate I want to see.

HST said 12 hours straight with only coffee and speed.

Wait this looks like this already.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

euphronius posted:

rnd paul

making . . . sense???

It's a classic Paul tactic then they go full crazy don't fall for it.

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING
I will now reference this political cartoon

"LOL"

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

A great editorial cartoon fuckin lol

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
I know they're talking to the Republican base but it's really funny how they all sound out of touch.

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

Kami Knee

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


what is this KA MAY KNEE poo poo.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
KAH
MEI
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

"America is the Great Satan" - Cruz

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Cruz is literally insane

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Cruz looks like he would make a great drag queen.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
NO TED

NO TED DON'T DESCRIBE A CARTOON TO THE AUDIENCE

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Cruz trying to win the politoons thread.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the ayatollah

of rock and rollah

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Logikv9 posted:

Rand is being annoyingly reasonable, why rand why

because rand actually is pretty reasonable on foreign policy?

shame his domestic policy is "bring back 1880"

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Phone posted:

cruz is such a wet fart

he sounds like ned flanders through a portable tape recorder

All-Beef Patricide
Dec 9, 2003
Cruz with the irony of calling someone theocratic

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Well Ted, you're going to have to wait a long loving time for that.

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
Kham-e-ni sounds like a DBZ move.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
as much as I don't lke Hillary, I also would like to see her debate eat Cruz alive

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Cruz anti-theocracy?!

Waaaaa?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Rubio really likes talking about the Ayatollah Khomeni and pronouncing his name in a really weird, awkward way.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

oddium posted:

"you're the third senator"

[third... less than one... one good. i'm one]

"i think i'm the FIRST senator !!"

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