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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


Cruz is making my skin crawl.

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Guy Farting
Jul 28, 2003

has vegetable salty
Cruz is the reddest of all meats

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Cruz has done nothing but blatantly lie this whole "debate".

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

Cruz what the gently caress are you even talking about?

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

OBAMA'S FETUS BLENDER

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Kasich: "Take money away from Planned Parenthood and into Family Planning".

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

euphronius posted:

Did PP really barter fetuses

right before they dunked em through the basketball hoops

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
I missed the first part of the debate because of my commute home, what's the worst thing anyone has said so far?

First thing I see is Ted Cruz talking about that bullshit Planned Parenthood video.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

DANA DANA

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Yes, please demonize PP more, that is working out just fine.

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

axeil posted:

when you're the only person on stage saying shutting the government down over a few millions is a retarded idea you're still reasonable.

"Relatively reasonable" isn't "reasonable" when you're being compared to the rest of these assholes.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Yates posted:

I wish we could sell your parts you greasy gently caress

I'll give you fifty cents for Ted Cruz' rectum.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


You're an embarassment to Canada

q1dm4
Dec 2, 2003

rockets only
Ok, Cruz is the actual Worst

Dr. Tough
Oct 22, 2007

lol Christie looks bored

fake edit: The Barack Obama

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot
gently caress you Ted Cruz

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

euphronius posted:

Did PP really barter fetuses

what do you think?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Oh my god fucckkkkkkk

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Where Is TRump

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

euphronius posted:

Did PP really barter fetuses

look in your heart and you will know the answer

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
STOP USING JERSEY AS AN EXAMPLE WE loving HATE YOU

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I honestly have know idea whether Cruz believes any of the poo poo he spews or he's the most cynical opportunist alive. I loving hate him.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

HES LITERALLY LYING. HES LITERALLY LYING. WHY DOES NOONE SAY ANYTHING. WHHHHHHHY

Because they're Republicans and it's on CNN

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
did he say "the barack obama" or did i mishear?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
Wedge Regret
On behalf of Canada I apologize for Cruz.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Amazing how boring all this is, by comparison, when Trump is not a focal point

Saw A Dog Die
Feb 11, 2008

Since Trump stopped talking, I'm ready for the stage to collapse

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

euphronius posted:

Did PP really barter fetuses

No

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
:siren: Clinton :siren:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

pathetic little tramp posted:

right before they dunked em through the basketball hoops

so hes lying

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Kasich: "Take money away from Planned Parenthood and into Family Planning".



I just won my drinking game

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
cruz reminds me of a guy i went to high school wiht

that guy was a patrick bateman in miniature

SexyGamerGuy
Oct 23, 2005

...whatever
women's healthcare: an ongoing criminal enterprise, according to the GOP

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

It would be cool if the candidate's mics were connected to a timer and once it ran out they couldn't be heard anymore. They would get so loving angry.

Istvun
Apr 20, 2007


A better world is just $69.69 away.

Soiled Meat

q1dm4 posted:

Ok, Cruz is the actual Worst

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Axetrain posted:

Cruz has done nothing but blatantly lie this whole "debate".

He might as well just claim the sky is green and the grass is blue level lies here.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Lmao Christie wants a friend

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



pathetic little tramp posted:

right before they dunked em through the basketball hoops

That part was the best part of those videos.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


SYSTEMATIC MURDER OF CHILDREN TO MAXIMIZE THEIR VALUE FOR PROFIT

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All-Beef Patricide
Dec 9, 2003
<5% candidate going after Hillary. This will work of course

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