Sept 16, 8pm ET, CNN Great Debate. The Donald roasts 10 assholes for 3 hours.

Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Jeb Bush
	Scott Walker
	Ben Carson
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Mike Huckabee
	Rand Paul
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Carly Fiorina

Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

that was a pretty good response from carly

Seriously, she just hit a triple with it.

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emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Weak, Trump. Weak.

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Herv: Mar 24, 2005; Soiled Meat

I give the first hour 4/5 stars. Great, but not enough trumpage

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Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

That was weird as hell and lmfao at the mods realizing it was not a good topic to talk about and quickly moving on

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

The republican party is to the right of 1200s Vatican.

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DutchDupe: Dec 25, 2013; How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.

Trump is doing absolutely terrible. This is not like the first debate. Carly just owned him at the end there.

Though The Republican base is terrible so maybe he's winning, I don't know.

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NEED TOILET PAPER: Mar 22, 2013; by XyloJW

Third World Reggin posted:

two more hours

sweet jesus i dont hve enough booze

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dorkasaurus_rex: Jun 10, 2005; gawrsh do you think any women will be there

That Fiorina answer was dope.

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All-Beef Patricide: Dec 9, 2003

JT Jag posted:

I think that's the first time anyone has gotten a legitimate burn on Trump in either debate.

Burn or not his 3 second response just diffused all of it. She's beautiful - AND NOW FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK

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spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

GamingHyena posted:

Carley Fiorina has no idea what to say to someone calling her beautiful.

it's never happened until just now

btw, you can't tell me that she's never been to planned parenthood.

she's for sure had an abortion

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Dirk the Average: Feb 7, 2012; "This may have been a mistake."

Wait, what did Carly say? I got up at the wrong time apparently.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Kro-Bar posted:

Trump wants to gently caress Fiorina.

I'd watch it

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NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

I need to make a beer run or something

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electric funeral: Oct 16, 2004; ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

spoon0042 posted:

please tell me you're kidding

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Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

emfive posted:

Weak, Trump. Weak.

Honestly how do you have a comeback for that?

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Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

The correct response was "I was referring to her persona because I don't think appearance matters one bit as long as you can do the job [insert Trumpy wisecrack about his own appeance]", not "I think she's a beautiful woman"

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Harrow: Jun 30, 2012

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

tbh i think trump is kinda going a bit overboard and this debate might hurt him, but we'll see

I thought that last time, and his numbers only went up.

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Third World Reggin posted:

two more hours

are you loving serious :suicide:

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hhhat: Apr 29, 2008

I'm pretty happy with this thing so far

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Combed Thunderclap: Jan 4, 2011

So anyone more interested in the hot vampire dude in the audience behind the moderator than in the debate itself

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emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

euphronius posted:

The republican party is to the right of 1200s Vatican.

I'd say 1300s cuz that's when poo poo really clamped down

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

PFTCommenter ‏@PFTCommenter
I think there going to bang

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Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007; Can't post for 5 hours!

Planned Parenthood is one of the most used women's health service organizations in the US. One in five women will visit a PP office. It is the only nationwide organization that can and does provide services for women on Medicaid (traditionally hard to find if you are on Medicaid, near to impossible in some regions). Abortion takes up less than 4% of what it does.

Some facts to spice up the bullshit.

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Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

MattOfMontana posted:

Burn or not his 3 second response just diffused all of it. She's beautiful - AND NOW FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK

Dude he sounded creepy as gently caress saying it.

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

JeBush and Trump have not traded blows, nor has Fiorina kicked Trump in the balls.

I DEMAND SATISFACTION!

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deadend: Oct 1, 2005

fiorina won that unfortunately

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Axetrain: Sep 14, 2007

spoon0042 posted:

please tell me you're kidding

NOPE!

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Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

tbh i think trump is kinda going a bit overboard and this debate might hurt him, but we'll see

It's won him every time, I doubt that trend changes just yet.

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Motto: Aug 3, 2013

satire is obsolete

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Trump sized her up and gave an insincere "shes beautiful' line.

It was perfect.

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emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

srsly guys stick to beer

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anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Harrow posted:

I thought that last time, and his numbers only went up.

he went far but he felt snappy, not feeling it this debate, but i dont think hes doing particularly "awful" by r debate standards

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ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Vertical Lime posted:

PFTCommenter ‏@PFTCommenter
I think there going to bang

Agreedo

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Inglonias: Mar 7, 2013; I WILL PUT THIS FLAG ON FREAKING EVERYTHING BECAUSE IT IS SYMBOLIC AS HELL SOMEHOW

This debate is both entrancing and horrifying. Is this really what we've become?!

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Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

I like that this debate is brought to us by a toe-fungus medicine

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

So far, the plane is winning.

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momerath: Nov 15, 2014

wait what did she say i missed it

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

that fastest commercial break

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emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

euphronius posted:

Trump sized her up and gave an insincere "shes beautiful' line.

It was perfect.

I thought it was weak and condescending, but that's playing to the Trump crowd I guess

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Kurt_Cobain: Jul 9, 2001

That legitimately good response from the legitmately bad politician might keep pushing her up the polls. What a joke of an electorate.

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