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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
rubio finally speaks

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NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Joementum posted:

Is Marco Rubio here for this immigration discussion? Did he get lost during the break?

Dammit now he's talking. Look what you've done.

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

Jeb!: "I support a Spanish Theocracy!"

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
poor loving jeb

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

zen death robot posted:

I'm going to keep speaking English :colbert:

Someone translate this plz

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


oh my god rubio no one cares about your family

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Shut the gently caress up, Rubio.

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

emfive posted:

These debate moderators are doing a completely poo poo job

that is painfully accurate

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
Does Rubio even speak spanish or is it a Guzman situation?

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
what is thsi garbage

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
there was that patented Rubio smack

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

as a... (dont say immigrant) escaping cuba

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
Did Huckabee leave or something?

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Trump is starting to get stumped

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Jeb: Apologize to my wife

Trump: No

Jeb: Well alright then, thanks so much for your time

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Sándwiches cubanos son deliciosos pero Rubio es un bebé idiota.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
America: The one civilization in all of history which had freedom.

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice
How long has it been since Rand Paul has spoken?

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Nobody cares about your heartwarming and thoroughly focus group tested life story.

Skeevy Mcgee
Feb 17, 2007

A lot of Republicans were raised by bartenders, apparently.

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!

Abner Cadaver II posted:

poor loving jeb

i don't mean that i enjoy seeing him implode

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
boring.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I forgot Ted Cruz's bad face

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†

gently caress, he is just doing a stump speech, no one gives a poo poo

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
White Knight Rubio comes into save Jeb from his own failure

deadend
Oct 1, 2005
the only thing wrong with a bartender and a maid is that they would conceive to create this cuntfuck

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
These debates are really angry tonight!

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Rubio and Kasich gonna replace Walker and JEB! as the establishment crew.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Marco Rubio is the most boring person on a stage that includes Jeb Bush.

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
Is Trump doing good at making Jeb look dumb?

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
"I'd like to tell you about a person who didn't speak English to well. His name was Albert Einstein."


ps guillotine all Cuban expats

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


carsons talking, time for a piss break

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i hope they skip huckabee because they shouldn't allow hitlers on stage

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Rubio's a Spanish? Goodbye.

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
gently caress carson

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

Defenestration posted:

Does Rubio even speak spanish or is it a Guzman situation?

SEnator Cruz, same question

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Fat Lowtax posted:

I forgot Ted Cruz's bad face

I liked him better as The Baby Doll Man

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

There's a goodie spigot???

All-Beef Patricide
Dec 9, 2003
Zzzzzzzzz

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Por el resto del debate tenemos que hablar en español.

If only.....

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