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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
SPIGOT

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Fat Lowtax posted:

I forgot Ted Cruz's bad face

He's a cutie

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Snooore

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Senator Cruz, do you know Spanish, or did they speak French in the part of Canada where you were born?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Surprising that Donald forgot to mention his wife is an immigrant too.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Make America undesirable to come to

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Trump isn't doing too great tonight, guys, I'm worried he might not be president :ohdear:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

emfive posted:

These debate moderators are doing a completely poo poo job

a stunning departure from the competency cnn is known for

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I mean this has to be torpedoing Trump for the long term right?

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
stoned ghetto dude speaks again

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

lol, make all the Mexicans farmworkers

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
"After I take another rip from my ice bong"

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
oh boy rubio :geno:

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

the republican frontrunners: donald trump and a stoned neurosurgeon

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
What the gently caress? Force legal immigrants to take the bitch work? That's not gonna work.... I thought it all relied on illegal immigrants willing to work for no wages

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


so did walker just leave,or....

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

Rubio: My filthy Mexican grandfather loved Jesus Regan!

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
six months, then ed-209 goes after you

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
did he just say we should turn off the employment spigot?

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

crazy cloud posted:

a stunning departure from the competency cnn is known for

"You're terrible" to the CNN guys is one of the most accurate things Trump has said.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh gently caress you Carson not all loving Hispanics want to work the fields go gently caress your Xanaxed self.

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Carson's voice is the voice in my head as I read an editorial in High Times.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
I want Gruber's brother to walk out of that plane.

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!
Guys I'm thinking the only reason Carson's poll numbers went out is because no one heard him speak.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I mean this has to be torpedoing Trump for the long term right?

that ship sailed months ago

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
We should allow Mexicans to become temporary slaves

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Get off your knees Ted.

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!
Cruz tryna be funny. Failin'

apatheticman
May 13, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
Wedge Regret
Carson: Let's make a new slave class!

District Selectman
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Ben Carson just say you're going to require mandatory naps from 2-3PM and I'll vote for you man

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
So uh, Carson is saying that hispanics have to work on the farm?

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Ted Cruz just felating Trump

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


"We must eliminate the scourge of employment" - Ben Carson

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Did Carson use anesthesia on his surgery patients, or did he just talk to them for a while?

based gaddis
Jul 4, 2012
Guest Workers In The Agricultural Sphere, by Alex Haley

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Ted Cruz is a grotesque elf-man.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Monitoring Freep - They think Carly did great, but Trump's immigration/Jeb bashing has them going nuts.

Trump gonna win this debate.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Do all doctors get full access to as much lithium as Carson, or do you have to be a surgeon to get it?

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Winkie01 posted:

Jeb: Apologize to my wife



Jeb: Well alright then, thanks so much for your time

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