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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Bullshit, America in the 21st century is not more generous than Europe

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


lamentable dustman posted:

haha, Cruz is a bitch getting cut off by the moderators like that

:agreed:

Can't wait for the Cuba embargo question

Dubstep Jesus
Jun 27, 2012

by exmarx
i hate rubio's voice so much

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lets put tracking chips in the arms of every Mexican

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
cruz will burn al bridges, except those that lead to trumplandia

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
gently caress keeping families together, you have to EARN IT, like my, uh, family.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
40% of people that come here illegally come here illegally

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

redreader posted:

I can't understand how, with a face like that, Ted Cruz has ever had sex before

He's ALWAYS paying. One way or another.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I can't wait until Speaker of the House John Boehner finally writes a tell-all book about how much he hates Ted Cruz, and what a slimy piece of poo poo Cruz is.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
The AM kerning on Ronald Raygums plane is pretty bad

Pavlov
Oct 21, 2012

I've long been fascinated with how the alt-right develops elaborate and obscure dog whistles to try to communicate their meaning without having to say it out loud
Stepan Andreyevich Bandera being the most prominent example of that
"The most generous country in the history of the world" my rear end.

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012
40 percent of the people who cxome here illegally... come here illegally!

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003
Give the visitors a piece of flair, so that we can track them. Maybe a stylish gold star...

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

40% of illegals are illegal.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Can you pick our fruit? You're in.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
In the previous Fox News debate Ted Cruz tried to butt in with a point prior to a commercial break and was immediately shut down.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Still nothing on Scott Walker's brave leadership on the Canadian border wall. :negative:

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
i just saw the hot vampire dude in the audience someone mentioned.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
"it's not amnesty because no one WANTS to be a slave"

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Hes talked to farmers guys

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!
Rubio with a strong anti-criminal stance. Risky move.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
I've talked to farmers.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


They've all swallowed the wall thing at this point, I think that's gonna sting in the general for sure.

Also Rubio - against letting people bring their families to America if they're not worth any money.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
god even if my refrigerator was completely full of beer it wouldn't be enough

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
rubio is boring as gently caress

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Farmers can't hire Americans to do the jobs (because they can pay undocumented immigrants slave wages)

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

40% of all people that come here illegally come here illegally.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

My father was a West Virginia turd miner

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
The only farmers you've been talkin' to are the weed farmers

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
So does Rubio answer every question by plagiarizing everyone else on stage? It's like a kid doing a term paper by using a paper he bought online and a thesaurus.

Cronodoculous
Jun 29, 2006

You light up my life


Weird that the one black Republican candidate is the one arguing for bringing back slavery.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Marco Rubio: "no poories plz"

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Carson is degrading into a high school class president candidate

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
oh yesss

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

guest workers... or slaves?????

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I am anti-farmer and pro-criminal.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Also gif as much of this debate as possible

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
Tell me more about the "merit" by which our grandfathers emigrated rubio; whats that? they came over as a calculated burn against the soviet union in the guise of asylum?? weird! that sure doesnt sound like a merit based immigration system!

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


How much longer is the debate supposed to go? I don't think I can handle much more.

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Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



rear end cobra posted:

The AM kerning on Ronald Raygums plane is pretty bad

I can't unsee it

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