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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

"My plan is not amnesty because we need more agrarian indentured servants with no rights"

- Ben Carson

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All-Beef Patricide
Dec 9, 2003
Rumble time

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Sharkie posted:

i just saw the hot vampire dude in the audience someone mentioned.

there was also a guy with a confederate flag tie during the losers' debate

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
they desprately want trump to strangle fiorina

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Iron Twinkie posted:

40% of all people that come here illegally come here illegally.

District Selectman
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
My plan's not amnesty because I talked to farmers?

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Josh Lyman posted:

How much longer is the debate supposed to go? I don't think I can handle much more.

an hour and a half or longer

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003

Josh Lyman posted:

How much longer is the debate supposed to go? I don't think I can handle much more.

Strap in. It goes until 11.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Cronodoculous posted:

Weird that the one black Republican candidate is the one arguing for bringing back slavery.

house negro

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Lol as Carson advocates indentured servitude

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

My father was a West Virginia turd miner

I was born a poor Caucasian child.

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer
birthright citizenship, HERE WE GO

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
I imagine Carson doing this travelling around being carried on a lounge chair

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

I can't tell who's winning. I feel like this is just boring.

Will anything change...?

Dubstep Jesus
Jun 27, 2012

by exmarx

Gyges posted:

So does Rubio answer every question by plagiarizing everyone else on stage? It's like a kid doing a term paper by using a paper he bought online and a thesaurus.

tbh he sounds like a high schooler playing a politician in a play

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Dr Carson: "all we have to do is look at what works. Germany did a great job shipping out all their undesirables back in the early 40s, we can follow their example"

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Jeb and Rubio instinctively moved out of the way

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Trump just called America dumb

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Was that a Carly Fiorina smile or did someone just sneak a lemon in her mouth?

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

I want to see a MSNBC republican debate, CNN is even shittier than Fox.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
anchor babies

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


mexico has birth right citizenship

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
loving anchor babies am I right?

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
ASIA!

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Is there a place I can see a live clock of who has talked the most?

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Jeb and Rubio instinctively moved out of the way

I saw that too

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Carly face scrunch

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

can one of the moderators explain US-VISIT to the candidates?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"Probably doesn't even need [an act of Congress]".... so.... what exactly?

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
lmao

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

i want to know who these legal scholars are because it seems pretty clear to me

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
ASIA

Dubstep Jesus
Jun 27, 2012

by exmarx

JaysonAych posted:

Trump just called America dumb

he's not wrong

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
ASIA!

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
A lot of great legal scholars who I asked after paying them money.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

stoutfish posted:

anchor babies

Drink

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
"America is dumb and stupid" - Donald Trump

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

did Trump get the asian anchor babies idea from Yeb

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

"i hate babies" -trump

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
gently caress Asians, am I right? I know that came out of nowhere, but gently caress it, let's go for broke.

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