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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum
I'M LIKE STEVE JOBS

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Stebe!

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!
Carly: "HP is doing great now. Without me leading it."

Also oh poo poo she literally said "The day I was fired."

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
I really doubt that Steve Jobs actually called Carly ever

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
You are no Steve Jobs, Carly.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Carly's still got a bit of a grudge, I see

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



HP is so strong that they are laying off 30,000 people today.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
I was a terrific CEO :lol:

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Grouchio posted:

So I missed the entirety of the debate up until now (thanks to homework). What have been the highlights?

Trumps first sentence was that he told rand to his face that he doesn't belong on stage and should drop out.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
GET THE gently caress OFF THE STAGE YOU INCOMPETENT IDIOT!


BILLIONS

OF

DOLLARS

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

emfive posted:

loving CNN stream dead

http://www.hulkusc.com/the-republican-debate-live-streaming-presidential-election-2016/

You missed Fiorina sounding really, really defensive

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Tripled the innovation

by selling it off and gutting entire departments that were previously profitable in new and innovative ways

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

redreader posted:

I'M LIKE STEVE JOBS

He2s dead

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Hahahhahaha

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
"Ran HP into the ground"

oh gently caress YES go there

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Why is she saying "we" about a company she's been fired from more than a decade ago, taking credit for things that happened without her?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

emfive posted:

loving CNN stream dead

http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnn-live-stream

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
"im like steve jobs" should be a great reason to not vote for someone. jobs was a pyschopath

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
whoops!

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
I WASN"T BAD, STEVE JOBS SAID SO I SWEAR

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

what do you know, trump's right

http://www.wsj.com/articles/hewlett-packard-expects-up-to-30-000-more-job-cuts-1442351050

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Steve Jobs was an unfeeling uncaring sociopath too so shes not technically lying.

All-Beef Patricide
Dec 9, 2003
Hahaha thank God someone at Trump is doing their research I was hoping for this

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
One of the candidates should take up wearing turtlenecks and jeans, oh wait, Rand already does.

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
CHAOS DUNK

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Trump hiding his Trump card until the trap sprung.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
YESSS I LOVE YOU TRUMP

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

may have saved my life from death by drink

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Trump is right

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Clintonite

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

ascii genitals posted:

HP is so strong that they are laying off 30,000 people today.

35,000ish now, combining both companies that were split from HP

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
poo poo Trump has done his research

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

AfroLine posted:

He2s dead

she's 1-for-1 so far if we're talking metaphorically

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003
Trump going for the throat. Goddamn.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

QUITE RICH

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


MattOfMontana posted:

Hahaha thank God for Trump

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
Ahahahhahahahhahahahsh she's so hosed

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
BOOOOOOOMMMMM TRUMP WITH THE CURRENT EVENTS

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Finally, some real blooddddd

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