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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Who the gently caress is this jackoff?

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


all you people are more qualified than former senator and secretary of state

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I hate this rear end in a top hat talk show douchebag they let guest-question here.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Logikv9 posted:

who is worse, walker or cruz

Walker, because he actually has a shot at the nomination.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
:siren: this party is so loving crazy that the only billionaire on the stage is saying how dumb the flat tax is

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

XK posted:

Trump still unironically the best Republican candidate.

Trump causing the Koch brothers to kill themselves in despair if he wins the nomination is reason enough to give him the nomination

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

"let me clarify my position: what i actually said was, '[takes a huuuuuuge toke] ... i guess ?? maybe haha'" - ben carson

i'm crying with laughter in Real Life

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i beat a democrat 20 years ago

love me

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

MakaVillian posted:

Who the gently caress is this jackoff?

who is it?

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006
Walker probably can't get aroused unless his wife wears a Reagan mask, like the one in Point Break.

Kenshin
Jan 10, 2007

Winkie01 posted:

:siren: this party is so loving crazy that the only billionaire on the stage is saying how dumb the flat tax is

A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

so like.. who's going to do unskilled labor, if you make everyone skilled labor and put them in high paying jobs. what happens to the minimum wage jobs

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Kasich feeling some of the Bern

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Trump is literally the only person arguing for sane tax policy

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Pretty sure Jeb Bush loses. Where the gently caress is he?

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Why are people who are not Donald Trump still talking?

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Ben Carson suggests DOUBLING the minimum wage! ..... (to two minimum wages)

crazy eights
Aug 23, 2015

by Lowtax
kasich should have borrowed some xan off carson

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Wisconsin loves Scott Walker

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

A Tin Of Beans posted:

so like.. who's going to do unskilled labor, if you make everyone skilled labor and put them in high paying jobs. what happens to the minimum wage jobs

robots, purges

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

MakaVillian posted:

Who the gently caress is this jackoff?

The two-term Governor of Ohio.

Dubstep Jesus
Jun 27, 2012

by exmarx

Homework Explainer posted:

do i have to keep linking things about fascism or what

theres nothing about fascism that precludes a sane tax policy

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

One thing that is especially smart about the front leader's debate is having an obvious partisan in the moderator chair: most likely to get substantive answers out of the candidates.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Brannock posted:

SCOTT WALKER WHAT THE gently caress

YOU MADE IT WORSE FOR EVERYONE

SHUT THE gently caress UP WITH "mAKING IT BETTER"

Otherwise known as the Jindal plan.

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

MakaVillian posted:

Who the gently caress is this jackoff?

I neither know nor care, he's not going to be president

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Jiro posted:

Unless you're brown like me.

Most of the rest of that stage hates your guts too. But I'm white so I will defer to your point.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 27 minutes!
full ck off cnn app
*deletes*

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Nonsense posted:

who is it?

Yes the guy asking the question

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
BENGHAZI YESSS

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
BEN GHAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Benghazi!

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
the best thing about kasich is when he talks i dont want to kill myself unlike everyone else on the stage except trump

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
BENGHAZIIIIII

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
BENGHAZI! EMAILS! RRARGHGH

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Uh, did Carly just confuse Kasich and Christie

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


Uncle Wemus posted:

Wisconsin loves Scott Walker

noooope

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


BENGHAZI

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
a bunch of politicians with gilded pockets promised to them vs a man whos livelihood depends on his country not being sold out





who would you vote for???

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Lol they are all more qualified than Clinton? Wow.


BENGHAZI BENGHAZI. BENGHAZI. BENGHAZI

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I want a Fiorina-Clinton cage match.

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