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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Rubio sounds like a college student debating about politics

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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Trump is Vincent Adultman.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
they go all out, swinging expertly and wildly and Trump just says 1 thing and they're done.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
dang a good proportion of these questions are just "Trump said ___, candidate X what do you think?"

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

spoon0042 posted:

lol "I'm actually working, unlike the senate"

He is killing out there.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this might be interesting

http://www.google.org/publicalerts/alert?source=now&gl=US&hl=en&aid=768d9eb47391a415

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
If NK can nuke the Ronald Reagan library pls hurry up and do it now.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
I will work to ensure that even more people are living paycheck to paycheck

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

brizna posted:

beginning of end for trump but I don't get american public so who knows

dont make any predictions, wait for the polls imo. i honestly cant tell if trump is doing good or bad here

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

OctoberBlues posted:

I love how Trump stops people from talking and then gives them permission to speak. I always think someone is going to tell him they don't need his permission, but they just start talking like beta bitches.

It's like Putin asking for his pen back

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~
Trump: I will learn the problems of this world :lol:

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


why didn't I vote, becase the game was stupid so i decided to go home

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!
"Yeah I missed votes in the Senate because THE SENATE IS SO MESSED UP. That's why I missed votes."

railroad terror
Jul 2, 2007

choo choo

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

You could say this about everyone in the room.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

spoon0042 posted:

lol "I'm actually working, unlike the senate"

lmapo

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Eviscerating out 1 trillion dollar a year military spending by not making it 2 trillion

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Wait, you want no debt and a bigger military?

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

I'm proud to be in the Senate

but it is all meaningless so I'm missing votes and who cares

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

The actual first Americans to leave their kids worse off are the boomers

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

debt is growing to fast but we need to give the military more money

Skeevy Mcgee
Feb 17, 2007

Rubio just whipped out the go to answer for voter apathy.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
moderator dropping the Bush word

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
i missed some votes... because i had to meet with my realtor because i'm underwater on like half a dozen investment properties

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Rubio has really cultivated that lilting affect that I have only seen in old MLK speeches and the like.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
just once i would like someone to point out the american public owns most of the debt...

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Cant wait to see how Jeb fucks this one up

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

DutchDupe posted:

If NK can nuke the Ronald Reagan library pls hurry up and do it now.

But nuke Reagan's grave first.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


all the candidates can hop in the reagan plane and fly away

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
No please don't let Hewitt talk again

redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum
I'm not doing my job because I'm applying for a better job

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Jeb is such a dweeb, get off the stage

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
When does this end? 710?

Pity Party Animal
Jul 23, 2006
Are you all loving ready for another full hour of talking points?

ARE YOU loving READY?

AM I?

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Equeen posted:

Trump: I will learn the problems of world :lol:

Sounds more honest than literally every other person is the scary part

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Wait, did Rubio say he wasn't running for another term in the Senate?! :psyduck:

Firebert
Aug 16, 2004

Beforehand posted:

ARTIFICIAL ISLANDS

Rubio did Ground Zeroes

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The gang getting back together again!

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
holy poo poo mod really going for the jugular i was expecting more kid gloves i mean drat

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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
haahhaha :laffo:

Get hosed you loving dynast Jeb

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