Sept 16, 8pm ET, CNN Great Debate. The Donald roasts 10 assholes for 3 hours.

Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Jeb Bush
	Scott Walker
	Ben Carson
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Mike Huckabee
	Rand Paul
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Carly Fiorina

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Wow Hewitt actually called out Bush's foreign policy team

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

OH GOD RUBIO STOP WHAT THE gently caress ARE YOU DOING

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Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Yes Hewitt yesssss

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Shakenbaker: Nov 14, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Jeb should also be burdened by Prescott Bush, not just George and George W.

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Joementum posted:

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this might be interesting

http://www.google.org/publicalerts/alert?source=now&gl=US&hl=en&aid=768d9eb47391a415

god is real and it loves us

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Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Joementum posted:

Just a reminder that it wasn't Trump who claimed this, it was a Senator from Florida.

If it had been Walker, I would have just attributed it to one of his fevered nightmares.

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Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

Aww that question had such a good build up and terrible final execution.

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OAquinas: Jan 27, 2008; Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Dalek Rubio: Eviscerate! Eviscerate!

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ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

I'm glad Reagan's dead

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FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

yeah i have all the same advisers as my brother and dad, but I'M MY OWN MAN

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Axetrain: Sep 14, 2007

Lol calling out Bush for literally being Bush 2.0.

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Why do we have the innate right to lead the world again?

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Sheikh Djibouti posted:

I'm proud to be in the Senate

but it is all meaningless so I'm missing votes and who cares

heh

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DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Joementum posted:

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this might be interesting

http://www.google.org/publicalerts/alert?source=now&gl=US&hl=en&aid=768d9eb47391a415

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Hey graceful way to remind everyone that literally the last 2 republican presidents were your dad and brother.

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Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Perfect reason to not vote for Jeb!

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Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

Firebert posted:

Rubio did Ground Zeroes

leading a strike from cuba

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Webbeh: Dec 13, 2003; IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

axeil posted:

god is real and it loves us

I wish it would hit Jeb Bush

(NOT SERIOUS FOLKS)

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Axetrain: Sep 14, 2007

Axetrain posted:

Lol calling out Bush for literally being Bush 2.0.

Lol and Jeb confirms.

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

199-thirty years ago

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MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Wow Hewitt actually called out Bush's foreign policy team

Yeah that honestly surprised me

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Good point from Jeb! that the last Republican administrations were poo poo, had bad advisors.

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Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

Oh my god if Jeb is going down he's taking the rest of them with him

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Shorter Rubio: I don't vote in the senate because I don't like it. Make me POTUS

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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

axeil posted:

just once i would like someone to point out the american public owns most of the debt...

But you see credit card debt is bad, ergo sovereign debt is bad

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NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

"I'm my own man!"
- Adult human being Jeb Bush

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Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Wait, did Rubio say he wasn't running for another term in the Senate?!

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Rubio just loving shot himself in the head live on stage.

"YES I AM lovely AT MY JOB BUT I WON'T BE IF I'M ELECTED I SWEAR"

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AlternateNu: May 5, 2005; ドーナツダメ！

gently caress. Jeb straight admits he's going to use the same FP advisors!

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Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Sorry Jeb! you're brother killed the dynasty.

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Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

Trump is just an amazing debater. He dominates these guys.

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Propaganda Hour posted:

Perfect reason to not vote for Jeb!

"Hey it's not my fault my family has held control of the executive branch for my party since decades ago, I have no choice! Anyway vote me."

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Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

Not in 1990... 30 years ago,

Not a real mathematician are you, Jeb?

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Shakenbaker: Nov 14, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this might be interesting

http://www.google.org/publicalerts/alert?source=now&gl=US&hl=en&aid=768d9eb47391a415

Goddammit Joementum, how do you do this in the middle of the debate? :psyduck:

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

double the military

did I say something about debt earlier? *whistles*

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redreader: Nov 2, 2009; I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.; Dinosaur Gum

AHMMAOWNMAYAN

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ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

Name a country that likes us more now that Dubya is gone. You can't, it's impossible.

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GastonEatTheEggs: Nov 7, 2012

it was 1989 lol

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midnightclimax: Dec 3, 2011; by XyloJW

what that comment about Chile earthquake was not a joke? oops poo poo

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Gamma Nerd: May 14, 2012

Sheikh Djibouti posted:

I'm proud to be in the Senate

but it is all meaningless so I'm missing votes and who cares

lamentable dustman posted:

debt is growing to fast but we need to give the military more money

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