Sept 16, 8pm ET, CNN Great Debate. The Donald roasts 10 assholes for 3 hours.

Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Jeb Bush
	Scott Walker
	Ben Carson
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Mike Huckabee
	Rand Paul
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Carly Fiorina

PsychoInternetHawk: Apr 4, 2011; Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.; Grimey Drawer

OctoberBlues posted:

I think Bush is going to get a good bump after this and keep steadily rising.

good

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Fish Of Doom: Aug 18, 2004; I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare

Walker: "Please, just give me a chance. Please"

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Sharkie posted:

jesus christ trump, just push a leash on rand and call it a day

No shipping!

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Hahahahaahahahaahahaah my headphones are breaking, they cut out right as Trump was saying Your administration was. I was so hoping he called it poo poo.

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

sorry rand, the gop is full of bloodthirsty lunatics

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FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

wow i agree with rand paul

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A Tin Of Beans: Nov 25, 2013

paul is actually talking again!!!

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Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

hahaha Walker jesus loving christ

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Obama literally got a Nobel Prize for not being Bush; yet the rest of the world totes hates us guys WE SWEAR

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Paul gets a softball and somehow turns it into sounding like a supporter of dictators

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DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Rand - "Hussein was great"

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Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

I remember when Clinton let 9/11 happen and the American people elected George Bush.

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Brannock posted:

GEORGE W DID NOT KEEP US loving SAFE

WHAT THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH YOU JEB

This made me yell out loud.

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Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Webbeh posted:

remember the rubble folks

dank as hell

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Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Doubling down on unions = ISIS I see

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

FourLeaf posted:

wow i agree with rand paul

You monster.

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Anal Papist: Jun 2, 2011

I am so hard for Tr,ump.

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Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

I want to see Trump walk over and give Jeb a huge wedgie and kick him off the stage

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

He kept us safe is the line of the night

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Obama created ISIS with his bare hands

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Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

We've always been at war with Iraq.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

This is beginning to not be funny anymore

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Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Why was Walker talking just now

loving Sconnies, that's why.

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

yes let's just completely ignore history and make up our own facts

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apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Can't post for 4 hours!; Wedge Regret

What kind of debate rules are this.

RUBIO HAS BEEN INVOKED

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

OctoberBlues posted:

I think Bush is going to get a good bump after this and keep steadily rising.

no way

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Ron Paul was able to make isolationism sound both reasonable and intelligent, and Rand Paul makes it sound idiotic every time. I'm with Trump, he might not have got the "right genes"

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TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

uh that void was created when we invaded

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electric funeral: Oct 16, 2004; ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

How long does Jeb get to talk Jesus Christ

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Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

9/11 didn't happen. Bush ordering a withdrawal didn't happen. The Spurs winning all those championships are bullshit. Miley Cyrus died at age 16.

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Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

We left Iraq and that was bad - Jeb!

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abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

trump's scorched earth attacks here hooooooooly moly

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Someone should follow up by asking Bush whether we should have pulled back from the Philippines, Panama, Cuba, etc.

Seriously, how are these moderators so bad?

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Deep Hurting: Jan 19, 2006

Silly Burrito posted:

This made me yell out loud.

Ditto. In a debate centered on Trump, JEB! managed to say the laugh-out-loud funniest thing.

"They're laughing with me, Michael! They're laughing with me!"

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Equeen: Oct 29, 2011; Pole dance~

SHUT UP ABOUT THE STUPID LIBRARY

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Iron Twinkie: Apr 20, 2001; BOOP

We don't need to be the world's policemen but the world's executioner.

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

spoon0042 posted:

yes let's just completely ignore history and make up our own facts

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NEED TOILET PAPER: Mar 22, 2013; by XyloJW

i...stand with rand?!?!?

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Cronodoculous: Jun 29, 2006; You light up my life

Retreat never makes us safer! Permanent worldwide occupation is the only answer!

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

This is beginning to not be funny anymore

We all knew we'd get to this point. You had 2 hours to drink and dampen the damage and pain.

This is reality. This is our next 4 years.

God is dead.

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