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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Chris would personally have eaten the enemies of America that caused 9/11

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NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Christie is a suitable representative for the state of New Jersey

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Chris Christi: Head of Department of Precrime

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
"what the people in that building wanted as they died in fiery death was that we continually perpetuate war until the earth was devoid of life"

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Remember when 9/11?

VOTE CHRISTIE

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Answer back against a completely unrelated target!

Buffer
May 6, 2007
I sometimes turn down sex and blowjobs from my girlfriend because I'm too busy posting in D&D. PS: She used my credit card to pay for this.

Gamma Nerd posted:

u know whats also an existential threat??? GLOBAL WARMING AND INCOME INEQUALITY you chucklefuck

no there's are actually existential threats. ISIS isn't.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



who does bucket support?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Combed Thunderclap posted:

I miss Megyn Kelly :(

Unironically.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

spoon0042 posted:

wasn't this christie story debunked the last time he told it

http://www.avclub.com/article/leagues-steve-rannazzisi-says-he-lied-about-almost-225427

White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000

Do you remember the rubble Mr Trump? Do you remember the RUBBLE?! *chokes up*

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
"gently caress habeas corpus."

Applause.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


George W. Bush: father of the pre-crime division

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
quick bring out that guy from the league i bet he has cool 9/11 stories too.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Joementum posted:

An Arab state with MIGs? Unprecedented!

if that's what he meant, fine. I choose to believe he meant something less sane.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

I totally supported Bush doing the thing that Obama is too weak to do, like oversee the killing of Osama Bin Laden, I mean...whoops

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!
SHUT ALL THE WAY UP CHRISTIE

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lol somehow carson gets poo poo for opposing the iraq war and donald just gets ignored

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


"Al Qaeda wanted us to pursue them, that is why I vigorously believe that doing so was the right thing" - Chris Christie

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
A food tester?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Zyla posted:

no way

I hope he doesn't... I feel like when we get polls from after the debate it might look like Carson 27, Trump 24, Bush 10, Rubio 8, etc. Could be the Natty Daddy talking though,

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

was? RIP bush

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Because of 9/11, we should Invade everyone and never leave and also bully our way into their country.

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
He's liked that Asthma kid from Malcolm in the Middle

A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

duder watched minority report and was like "yeah this is a great idea"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i agree JFK is boss

Pity Party Animal
Jul 23, 2006
The black president took thier feeling of safety.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Holy poo poo, he's talking about W like he loving died

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Joementum posted:

#MakeAmericaGreatAgain



ALL MY VOTES

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

What the gently caress is Carson on about?

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Wait what ISIS is an existential threat to the US?

Apparently everything is an existential threat requiring additional military spending and deployments

(The actual current level of conflict and spending doesn't matter, we just always have to have more)

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Barack Obama has taken the safety of 9/11 away from America.

Saw A Dog Die
Feb 11, 2008

Someone please make a supercut of all the attempts at humor, with or without kids laughing/slide whistles

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Joementum posted:

#MakeAmericaGreatAgain



thanks i missed this lol

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Be like Kennedy- Ben Carson.

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate

Nagato posted:

A food tester?

All he can think about right now is Cheetos.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

so like...space

*tokes again*

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
No one wants to poison you, Carson, you ignorant gently caress!

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
I live in Simi Valley and I'm proud that this is taking place a five minute drive away from me

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Carson just writing fanfic

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